A: I am still robbed from your "cocoito"! How could you? You’re smart and read a lot of books, right?
A is :(
B is fucking
B: So much emotion because of nothing.
A: Nothing

The person who says “I owe nothing to anyone” automatically receives the answer “You are not needed by anyone” here. If you are pleased with a solo existence - there is no reason for it to scream so loudly. If it is not pleasant - there is no point in throwing the pants and bending the fingers. All the world.

Do you know what the difference is?
My child, whispering at 7 a.m. or 3 a.m., also takes me out of order. Especially when there is no obvious reason. I am not comfortable in front of my neighbors and I try to calm him, because I love silence. But he is small and difficult to agree with. But my old neighbors are quite consciously noisy and they don’t care whether they interfere with someone or not.

and AAA:
> I haven’t seen the cockroaches in my apartment for many years. At some point they just disappeared.
They say they didn’t survive wifi and cellular communication. The best method of fighting is not to kill, but to do very, very uncomfortable, as it turned out. They will flee themselves.
The BBB: Oh! C the appearance of widespread wifi, lte, smartphones, Facebook, cockroaches have surpassed the heads!
AAA: That’s in my head, I don’t think. Turtles do not live where there is nothing to eat.

The Reflector:
I live with a friend for a year, in my apartment (she is coming), for 27 years. Friends get married, relatives get married. I am nothing. Yesterday I sent a friend for a couple of days to my mother and sister in their rental apartment, and I think myself.

Do I need it at all? I do not complain about life myself, before the girls were in excess in general, and here a year already - on a dry patch. And so every day with the same girl, go anywhere - too with her. Go wherever – with her. It became so sad.

Do not marry. Not yet mature.

YYYY
Why can’t astronauts become astronauts after death? I may have wanted in my life, but it didn’t work out. After death, there is joy.
XXX is
There’s a chance, get into the rocket before launch and die there.
YYYY
It is written in plans for life

Tomatoes, preferably meat, a couple of days in the oven with the door opened at 45 degrees.
What temperature should it be?
zzz: 45 degrees :)
How long should the door be opened?
Zzzz: for a few days, it is written.

Quote from the car:
A month after three operations, a small but very disgusting knock appeared.The only place where I was able to stumble was some birds on the outskirts. I thought that the diagnosis can be trusted to them... They picked up, the specialists began to think about mounting the car. meet for long. They could not resolve in order links or they need to be changed. I stood aside and watched. But suddenly, I noticed from a distance that their discussion was suddenly interrupted, they were silent and their eyes froze somewhere under the bottom. The eyes were unnaturally round, and the faces expressed such a surprise as if instead of the elements of the suspension they saw a roaring penis. Incredibly intrigued, I approached them to look at the same place. There was a huge dirty hole in Lonjeron.

I did it.
Today, on my 40 kg walk, Bushu was charged a fee. The housewife of the grandmother ran for a taxi and said, “Oh, bite-bite!
He picked up his Bushenka on his fingers, pressed to his chest and made a frightened face.
Grandma is still impressed.

Cotte recommended the next time you want something like: "Remove your dog!" (c) Andrei Steffeev

LIKE: In connection with the entry into the budget of the article "Remuneration for Success", I also propose (purely for every case) to submit the article "Remuneration for Failure".

The first rule. The most important. Build your own life and don’t teach others.
For example, "Everyone does everything for themselves". But here is an example from life: the wife is cooking food and the husband is washing dishes after eating. Is this family in trouble? Everyone is indebted to himself.
The clothes can be washed by the machine once a week. You do not need to wash them with soap every day.
To wash the bath? That is obvious. Could you recommend using a toilet? Your husband doesn’t do that and you’re angry? Get away from him! Did not leave? and tolerate!
But the key point is that the family itself determines who and what does (or does not do). It’s not your dog’s business to decide for them :)
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Once again. The last. It is already borrowed. This is not an obligation that is implicitly attached to a woman. It could be an agreement. It may be her voluntary wish. This is NOT an obligation!! You can’t expect this from any “baby in the house” simply by the fact of her gender. understandably?
p.s No, I don’t think that "this family has problems". I think the problem is in the story of a girl to whom two men smoothly transferred all their lives simply by the fact of her appearance in the house and the corresponding genitals. The problem is not that someone does not distribute responsibilities in their family in the way I would distribute them, but that it is considered silently that the whole of life is a “woman’s business.”

Because you know that most men will not have anything to do with you if you tell them directly that your goal is to fly and give birth to a child that you will raise as you will, and a man must pay for all this silently.

where? Where are you taking such fools who want to fly and educate themselves? And others who still think that the bubble can be dragged into the Zags. For 40 years I have never met such a fool.

discussions of electricity.

XXX:Why use the automatic list, c already washed with pepper?

YYY: how not to shake the list over the dish, and she herself squeezed there as much as needed

XXX: How does she know how much she needs?

YYY: Easy, by its coordinates. If you are in the house, it’s all crazy. If in the landfill, it went over.

ZZZ: This is genius. Then from the landfill sent to the server information about what dosage the pepper was poured, from the server to other lists and here is already a self-learning system.

ptitza: These stones, as it turned out, can cause no less astonishment and trembling than more familiar objects of art. You hold a ruby in your hand and think that it was held by a swirling leg, an Australopithecus, well, let some later homo. Handwriting in 1.5 million years. Keep them very convenient, well in the hand, the center of gravity is placed correctly. There are tools as if adapted to a smaller hand, and there are - to a larger hand, made of different materials, some better made, some worse. You can imagine that the first homo held them, as today’s homo holds iPhones of different editions: "What do you have there? The monopoly? Thou! I have a biphas – a thing!"

EroticFinger: Where to find such a job? I want to be a detective. Drinking whiskey bottles and smoking cigars inside the room :D
CrazyShaman: How do you sometimes wear a hat and a black or gray coat? How about bars and bars? It is :)
Minch: in order to get puzzles on bars and bars you don’t need to be a detective

But how much easier would life be if people were easier to treat sex and it would not be considered a privilege of relationships, but an element of friendship.

Let your wife also count and sleep with friends.