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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88334
 14.10.2013
In marketing guides, the phenomenon of Apple is often cited as an example of a successful strategy of emotional manipulation of people, when the customer audience is insinuated that you will be a bit cooler than others using Apple products.This example, according to experts, illustrates the fact that even the worst quality product can be successfully sold, because in modern society the overwhelming majority approaches the purchase not from the point of view of reason (considering the technical characteristics and the ratio of price/quality), but on emotions (Apple - better, buy it, and also become better than others).

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88333
 14.10.2013
Arslan: What a pogrom in Birulev, it is a manifestation of the cultural characteristics of the indigenous population. Well, what kind of a celebration – a folk walk, you know? Need to be tolerant Arslan.
Written by Nevermore, · Answer ↑.
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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88332
 14.10.2013
Laughter is laughing, but it is.
He began to react to the child not when he is noisy and whispering, but when he is not heard. At such moments, it really becomes scary what else he has done.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №88331
 14.10.2013
In the elevator in the shopping center:
There are eight people, one of them is a foreigner, the elevator does not travel due to overload. We stand waiting.
The stranger is angry:
If someone goes out, not me.
One of the Russians smiled like this:
I am sorry. We don't understand you.
The foreigner is angry. and a nephig.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88330
 14.10.2013
With ixbt, the grounding theme:
N1ght1ngale: By the way. When I come to the pitch, I am hit by statics everywhere. What I will not touch. Trainers are iron, the floor is covered with carpet.
shurikello: synthetic clothes, may be...
Bill Gates: We need to sew a grounding shirt to the pants, like the gypsies, we in the micro-soft all go like that.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88329
 14.10.2013
He terribly broke up with his husband. We do not talk. When this was before, they immediately shouted to each other "Tomorrow we will divorce!"Now, mill, we weigh more - mortgage, divorce tax...No, we will not pull, the march.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88328
 14.10.2013
When I was four or five, I promised myself and my little panda that she would always be with me, even when I was an adult.
I am 18 now, the panda is sitting in front of me on the shelf.
I am proud to fulfill my promise of a child.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88327
 14.10.2013

The result – both girls have been brushing their teeth with the same brush for about a month, and I don’t know what to do now. Would I go to hell?

= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

Another story, invented from the first to the last word. A woman who sleeps with you and leaves her livelihoods will never leave only one thing. In addition to a toothbrush, it should have pads, underwear, cosmetics, all kinds of clothes.

Teach lessons, write checkbooks. And the quotes here and without you will come up.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №88326
 14.10.2013
Recently, a girl with whom I’m in a free relationship said that thanks to me she realized that size doesn’t matter. I sit and think.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №88325
 14.10.2013
A friend told me, they were on a business trip and there, in the hotel, their phones were stolen. He never wore a body. More than 3000. He says:"I was not very upset, we were compensated for the loss. "And get one from the pocket of the iPhone 5s.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88324
 14.10.2013
A commentary in a discussion of a hipster café

Sergei B.: One of those places where it’s uncomfortable to ask out loud if someone has a charging for HTC

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88323
 14.10.2013
Life is like a joke: it is not important what is told, it is important how it is told.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №88322
 14.10.2013
More about the lovers.
I work in the field of IT, in my free time I sometimes give acquaintances unbearable hard-soft kindness. I don’t take money not to give a reason to sit on my head. If the request goes beyond kindness, I refuse. Rejection is usually understood. But not always.
A friend comes (a couple of times drunk at fishing) to pick up the resuscitated system block and in a solemn tone says:
Sit down, I have an important thing to do with you. Teach me web design.
This person has not been able to master Excel for many years.
“No,” I answered, “it’s not my specialty, and I don’t have time to teach.
You are a cool computer scientist, you will master this science, it is easy for you! And when it comes to time, do you feel sorry for me for an hour and a half a day? I have no one to turn to!
Why not to whom? Yes, we have full of training centers with professional teachers!
The schedule is uncomfortable for me. I will come to you in the evening.
All courses have an individual schedule.
You are what! Individual schedules cost twice as much. Yes, you are not afraid, you are a computer genius, you will master this labyrinth in two weeks, and then we will do it! We will succeed!
He is caught up like a tick, he does not hear or understand the words "no", but may sound out a crafted script, bumping mantras from guides such as "How to correctly manipulate ticks".
They have to beat them with their weapons. I interrupt :
Listen, I have a great idea! I support a poultry factory in Sosnovka, get there with hemorrhoids. You will drive me! You have a great driver, it will be easy for you! Look, the 2-GIS there is only 20 km straight, but you are with us Schumacher, you catch me faster than the wind! And only some three, four, at most five times a week! Bring it – and free! But don’t go far, I’ll have to go back in 2-3 hours.
But... do you have... Niva-Chevrolet?
Yes, but the gasoline is terrible. Are you sorry for me about 4-5 liters of gasoline a day? Don’t be afraid, we will succeed! Tomorrow and start.
Is it... a joke?
Of course! My joke is yours! It was great, ha ha ha!
I was wrong with you.
I left, insulted by my deceit.
After some time, the insult went in connection with some malfunction, calls for help. I answer - now I can't, call in a month and a half or two, and better in three or four.
It was so wrong.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88321
 14.10.2013
In connection with the deplorable state of the national economy, the financial statements of the government will now be prepared by Churov.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88320
 14.10.2013
The difference between a married and an unmarried man is simple: in the unmarried fantasies are erotic, in the married - financial.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88319
 14.10.2013
XHH: [Molodcevato is correcting
Cappuccino from Folio)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88318
 14.10.2013
From an antivirus forum:
X Can you tell me how to enable it and is it in my license?
This is in TP.
X What is your answer? The Internet says that TP is a model of a three-wheel pistol or a female person with a mind.
...
X A... sapport what... well you explain sir.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №88317
 14.10.2013
Recently, the will of the occasion had to use the old good Nokia 3310. That feeling, when you realize that the sounding Nokia logo mono melody attracts more attention to you than the most bullshit mp3 melody from any fifth atony. And the appearance of this rarity-authority causes the most respectful views)))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №88316
 14.10.2013
Review of one LCD TV in the online store:

Telephone is super.

Plus: Price and quality.

Disadvantages: Daughter Drawing Her Disappearance on the Screen with a Screw Screw

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88315
 14.10.2013
From the discussion of the fair sex:
Friend: I recently rolled a little to one. When I got there, I stayed with her a couple of times.
About the times, about the morals.

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