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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №88314
 14.10.2013
to this:

xxx: The situation in the dormitory in our time: I go to visit, all the guys are sitting behind the notes in silence.
XXX: And to not miss me, I also got a plan.

We had it easier: A girl enters the room and watches 10 guys dumb looking at the Windows XP desktop. The light is turned off.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88313
 14.10.2013
After the Tatars have practically achieved that the Mongol-Tatar yoke is called "the system of dependence of the Russian lands on the Ordin Khans," it must be expected from the Germans that they ask to call the Second World War "the temporary illegal occupation of the European peoples" one of the Germanic tribes with a leader inclined to totalitarianism.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88312
 14.10.2013
What is Nokia’s innovation?
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Well, just as innovative, maybe not famous, like the first slider or the first phone for two sims. But at the time they made very successful, balanced on the set of functions and convenient phones.
There were a lot of cool smartphones for its time (it was when WM 6.5 dominated, before iPhones) with a symbian, which, as your Linux, could be modified and reworked as you like, and which was not too dim and dumb as an Android.
But the most memorable were the simple "callers", which were simple and primitive, but very convenient to use, always worked and kept the charge up to one and a half weeks without recharge. And served for years. The same kind and the same cheap Siemens, motorol and others, were just cheap, not simple, and for a few months of constant use, especially if you constantly wheel around the city in any weather, pull all the belt on the country, etc., wiped and dissolved into dust, glued and cut.
But then Nokia started a mess with its own OS, it scared customers, and everything went wrong.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88311
 14.10.2013
From J. roman_shmarakov: here is the distinction between "e" and "yo" is necessary in order that the phrase "In the collection on l.54 there are several records and the writer's mind does not stop the imagination for longer than it deserves.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88310
 14.10.2013
At the end of the working day (week) I can't log in to mySQL console several times in a row, the password does not fit. I turn on the password and enter it slowly. It turns out, at the end, I automatically put the point with the tail.

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