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[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145598
 14.10.2017
The video of the early 90s about the girl who got into the comic - "Take on me" VIA "A-ha".


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145597
 14.10.2017
Awaken the Ayatollahs.

xxx: Daily Rubric "I need everything to work"
YYY: At least one person took from you?
Yes, 1st of December is out. We need four more.
WOW :?
If I find 5 by the end of the year, a cat will be taken to the office and HR will take care of it.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145596
 14.10.2017
Topancho: I have Saab. A very strong car, driving emotionally.
2morow: Emotional – how is it?
YaNeHobot: "Cursed be the day I sat down for this vacuum cleaner’s lamb!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145595
 14.10.2017
Who are these mushrooms in the refrigerator?
YYY: Only there are no mushrooms.
XXX is already there.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145594
 14.10.2017


here here :
to this:

OAK E1, theme of the theatre:
lvds: Cognac can be brought with you in a bottle from under assets. It is not transparent.
GREEN_MONSTER: Immediately it is apparent that the theater is a fierce :D

By the way, the bottles of the asset have a disgusting cover and after opening, the liquid in it is no longer stored! And thin plastic gives a shade of content.

As you can see, the commentator has no children.
Biolact from Agushy has great covers, enjoy your health!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145593
 14.10.2017
A small kitten, which fits on the palm, is considered cute, while timidly smells the proposed kitten size of its own head. It is delightful how he gently bites off a small piece, opening his little pink mouthpiece with milk teeth. It’s not funny when these small teeth clog up, like a trap, on the feeding hand, picking out the floor of the cottage.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145592
 14.10.2017
YYY: I won’t be wrong, I’m a grave!
XXX: The tomb where instead of the epitaphia - the RSS line with the last speech...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145591
 14.10.2017
Familiar vegans made vegans from cats and did not give meat from birth.

Are there such idiots in the world? O_O

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145590
 14.10.2017
About the level of intelligence of the British well wrote Daniel Defoe: Robinson made a huge boat for six months to realize that 100 yards to the sea he will not satisfy it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145589
 14.10.2017
Chromium, the uneducated boy! It does not clear its file descriptors.
YYY: He’s just still small.
This is your double standard.
XXX: how porn to show such an adult! and as the descriptors after you remove in Linux, so immediately small!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №145588
 14.10.2017
The state is not concerned about whether a person has a place to sleep, where to work, than to feed himself and his family.
But the state is worried when money enters a person’s bank account.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №145587
 14.10.2017
I have a client, the owner of a small printing company. He is out of vacation today, comes into our office, laughs. The thing is: one and a half years ago, they gave him a beautiful large stake, he placed it on the receipt of orders and glued the explanation: "To the operator for tea." During this time, none of the clients put a penny there. And here, while the printer was on vacation, the operator changed the explanation to: "The operator for all kinds of inappropriate needs", and in two weeks the treasury filled to the edges.
I wanted to come up with a clever conclusion, but I couldn’t.
But there was a toast: “Let’s drink for literate marketing!”

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145586
 14.10.2017
The glass is half empty if it is empty, and half full if it is filled.
It is genius! How many generations have suffered. Pessimists and optimists.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145585
 14.10.2017
XXX: What is it?
Tagged: charging
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX: B and B
XXX: Powerbank
Puerbank is a thermos with tea.
YYYYYY: Yes

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145584
 14.10.2017
Lifehack for thirsty minds, hungry for knowledge, from which shit and sticks build the product that we have today on the plate.

1) We attend the business exhibition on food technologies (it is free)
2) Enter the halls dedicated to ingredients and additives (this year there are 4 compared to last year)
3) We go to the stands and ask the managers who have jumped into the hustle: “We have a small production of cheese/bread/collapses (it needs to be emphasized). What can you offer to reduce the cost of increasing the output of products?
4) Pay attention to knowledge and get a ton of free literature in addition.

There are shortcomings. After such conversations there is a depressed state of the soul and the urge to forced anorexia.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145583
 14.10.2017
MFO: A small rural shop on the road. I went to buy a package to eat fast. I look, and they stand on the same shelf with cat and dog food. And above the shelf the inscription: "Dry feed for pets".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145582
 14.10.2017
Vegan dogs exist. And not at the initiative of strange owners, but the dogs themselves refuse to eat normal dog food, but they steam, sugar, a bag with rabbit food and crack.
What is typical, rabbits too, if not traced, from a dog or cat dish to eat meat, rats are earring!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145581
 14.10.2017
From the article on Vesti.ru - Science:
It is known that memorization and learning are associated with the formation of new interneuronal connections. It does not matter whether it is about learning a foreign language or about a dance lesson. If a reader remembers something from this text, it means that his brain has anatomically changed. The editor apologizes."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145580
 14.10.2017
I have a client, the owner of a small printing company. He is out of vacation today, comes into our office, laughs. The thing is: one and a half years ago, they gave him a beautiful large stake, he placed it on the receipt of orders and glued the explanation: "To the operator for tea." During this time, none of the clients put a penny there. And here, while the printer was on vacation, the operator changed the explanation to: "The operator for all kinds of inappropriate needs", and in two weeks the treasury filled to the edges.

I wanted to come up with a clever conclusion, but I couldn’t.



But there was a toast: “Let’s drink for literate marketing!”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145579
 14.10.2017
xxx: I am going so past the stop, somewhere in front of a food barrel, on the side of it a board with a running line, which usually writes "Fruit products". And I don't know how, but something there apparently silenced, because of which the inscription on the dashboard stopped displaying normally.
xxx: in general, I go to myself, I go, I raise my eyes, in front of me with large red letters is written "THE Fruit"
XXX is unfortunate

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