I watched the vacancies on one website today and was terrified!
Position: Safety engineer
Requirements: Work experience of 6 years. Unfortunately there are accidents. Ownership of PC.

Chloe: I have been driving from home to work for five years, I know the route very well, however, as everyone decided to buy a GPS navigator. I put him in the car, picked up the right address, so he took me to the cemetery and joyfully said, “Your journey is over!”

I am standing next to the schedule. Waiting for another. In the mouth of my favorite candy "Barbaris". Suits my girlfriend and instead of the usual welcoming "chok" squeezes the tongue. I think "How much passion, missed...", and she enjoys my candy with her tongue: "Okay, I’m on a pair"...and she leaves. 0 - O

I noticed that tradition. Usually, customers who come to our office know exactly what they need to buy. But not the owners of iPhones - they come, and already in the office they start calling someone to find out what they need.

Commentary on "Echo":
"For the correct game of badminton need a bowler, a bowler and a bowler"

The slogan "For Russia without scammers and thieves" was recognized in Novosibirsk as an agitation against the EP.
They burned...

In the 90s, looking at Chuck Norris, I saw a militant.
xxx: and today reviewed - wild comedy%)

They put the children to sleep, sat down with their wife in the kitchen and decided to eat ice cream. Just put in the plates and began to eat, as Mishka (5 years old) comes in and looks with contempt. He breathes up and says, “So at night, when we sleep, do you eat ice cream?”

The next day, I took Misha out of the garden. Going past the food store. If I want to recover, I suggest going in and buying ice cream. We come in, get in the line and when we approach the seller I say what ice cream we want. The son, squeezing, loudly, to the whole store clarifies: "Is this exactly the same thing that you and mom eat at night?" And to enhance the effect with a slight insult adds: "As long as all people are sleeping!"

The topic of my course was discussed only once at the Pacific Conference and did not emerge again.

Asya Shchegol: Everything is not that and everything is not so when your girlfriend ballads.

Do you speak language barriers?
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You put them yourself without learning the language spoken by 90% of the world’s adequate population.
WOW: Do they not teach Russian in which 90% of the inadequate is spoken?

Another nail in the garden of Sber. I myself served in another bank, and there was no time - decided to pay for the apartment. Lunch is naive. He went in - a fireplace hit his nose, as if 40 dumbels after the march were immediately removed. 50 meters 80 people. On the floor of the giant is simple!They work 2 boxes of 5. On one, an extremely humpy virgin, on the other, a guy with ethnic roots, clearly under Dimedrol. It would not even be taken in the mud at McDougall. In the hall 3 terminals - one does not work, to the other two - 10 people. The first in the row is a aunt who trips on the phone, does not press the buttons and shows facts to all dissatisfied! This theatre of absurdity has been around for 170 years! Do you know about the abolition of serfdom law, Mr. Greff? Or will the Holocaust be like that?

Vvv: In school, children were given the task: to draw any animal. The smart-daughter depicted the "dragon" (Uroboros), the young son painted the "pingvin" (Tux). Aunt-psychologist interpreted this respectively as ‘closure, neophobia’ and ‘cold, escape from reality’, on the basis of which she made a psychological portrait of the father of the family. How can I now explain to this chicken and her colleagues that I am not a despot, a tyrant, a hater of women, but a linuxoid, a rolevic, and, in the expression of my wife, a cowboy?

We stayed at Misha twice. Both times in the morning, I could not find the second shirt. For the third time, after analyzing everything, she wore the socks. I couldn’t find both socks.

A new trailer for The Elder Scroll V – Skyrim.
It would be nothing, but the name of the distribution the author wrote little of it. In Russian, it starts from the end.
Therefore, the first thing I saw, coming from work, is a distribution called "Smoke the ancient rolls".

Recently there was a competition for the best slogan of the company Yota.. and the prize of some fashionable device from the company.. so I am not surprised that the leading place was headed by the phrase "yota - poeba"??!)

Does the heart hurt, or the breasts grow :D

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yyy: tra-ta-ta-ta
XXX is AAAA! I give up!
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I lie down, sleep with a girl... it was all beautiful... and here we are waking up by the sauna administrator (((

XHH: Hi, you don’t know the Ukrainian band they still sing rock?
Hey, you don’t know that rapper, he’s still from the United States?