Vvv: In school, children were given the task: to draw any animal. The smart-daughter depicted the "dragon" (Uroboros), the young son painted the "pingvin" (Tux). Aunt-psychologist interpreted this respectively as ‘closure, neophobia’ and ‘cold, escape from reality’, on the basis of which she made a psychological portrait of the father of the family. How can I now explain to this chicken and her colleagues that I am not a despot, a tyrant, a hater of women, but a linuxoid, a rolevic, and, in the expression of my wife, a cowboy?