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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135908
 14.11.2016
The work of Sapphire leaves footprints.

Call on the cell phone tonight.
What is "Metro"?
(The network of building supermarkets) and my sleepy brain gives out on the machine.
- No, it is "the lightning McQueen",
On the other side they whispered and threw the phone. Forgive me girl :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135907
 14.11.2016
The xxx:
Interesting here
You don’t get upset that we rewrite, rewrite, and then I silence and don’t respond.)
YYYY :
of course annoying, but I imagine that your mucus has eaten a huge amount and then everything becomes clear

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №135906
 14.11.2016
Anapa, the beach, I am 11 years old and I am in one swimsuit (they are cowards) of Belarusian trickery, which disappears wet. 11 years! Before the appearance of the breasts, of course, another four years had to wait, but the growth in the head has already begun. I am wildly struggling and ashamed, but I did not dare to ask my mother, because free money was not especially and the theme of "difference between boys and girls" was always banned and any calling in this direction ended badly for me. For my mother, I am still small, and speaking the word breast is generally shameful and shameful. And for the phrase "adolescent period" I once got a general family contempt. So I’m like a Soviet puppies-perestroy without gender traits standing on the beach in shorts and I don’t know where to go.

And then a miracle happened - there was a good woman photographer working on the beach, who two days watching me on the third day came with swimsuits to me as a gift. One of the best gifts in my life. But about the swimsuit and breast to my mom, even this good aunt could not explain, well even swimsuit allowed.

I don’t remember the face of this woman, I don’t remember her age, but her actions and the feeling that I can also claim the understanding she gave me along with the swimsuits with me forever.

Dear parents, don’t do that.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135905
 14.11.2016
You say it as if it was something bad.
If you strike the logic, you strike it. Logic is cool! Well, maybe the turtle frog will start, and only...

This is when I think about how to strengthen the rectangle on the curve of the pipe so that the emphasis of the reinforcement does not sink on the rectangle rectangle, that I (the girl) shake logic. If my mother tries to understand by the signals which condenser has burned in the SAU and why the device issues this or that error and how to correct it, we swallow logic. And if I try to understand from your point of view that you want chocolate and tea, that is, I pump out the extra-sensory forces and open the chakras, that is, I don’t pump out anything or open up the fact. So go straight with your bullet.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135904
 14.11.2016
There is a woman in the bus carrying a large bouquet of roses.
In the phone he says, "I'll put my niece on the desk, her birthday is today!"
This is all the love of the mother-in-law!
She puts the phone and looks in the distance: - She has such an allergy to flowers!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №135903
 14.11.2016
I saw your husband and grandmother yesterday.
My Vasco! With my grandmother!! Here is Python!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №135902
 14.11.2016
A friend removed a room in the capital. Pay for housing and light water by counter. Yesterday the housewife went to her room and said that the shower every day can only afford the wealthy people, so let you be swimming on Wednesday and Saturday, the rest of the days I prohibit to visit the bathroom. I, he says, will teach you to save, despite the fact that the payment is based on the amount of water used.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135901
 14.11.2016
It is strange to be surprised at Trump’s victory, when he was supported by Chuck Norris.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135900
 14.11.2016
NIKO: I am conducting a sociological survey )) answer a question, only honestly!
Have you ever used the services of a prostitute?
Axon: and if he used, but did not give money - it counts? and ;)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №135899
 14.11.2016
But no, why stress yourself, you can ignore it. It was my fault, I didn’t say it directly. And these men have female logic.

This is not female logic. I’m a woman and I don’t understand why I should do someone’s wishes on my own initiative. There was already experience. My mom just expresses her wishes "should be done". If you do, it means that she wanted, she did not ask, that is to say, she owes nothing to anyone, and you do not help her mother at all (everything that herself does not count). And if you didn’t do it means shit, you don’t help your mother at all and you don’t respond to her requests! Yes, it’s your fault, if you want to ask, ask, and don’t flatter like an idiot.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №135898
 14.11.2016
The LVTH6 tank

Child of India
It was distinguished by a very large crew, which consisted of 7 people: a commander, a guide, a charging...

And four dancers.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135897
 14.11.2016
xxx: I was surprised to find out that the Collector is on TV. Per there are already people watching? Share your impressions!

YYY: What is it?

Zzz: Well, there’s a broadcaster and a base in the main roles.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №135896
 14.11.2016
Today is the best birthday of my life: I’ve eaten at McDonald’s twice.
Petya is 32 years old.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135895
 14.11.2016
Straga: From the Leningrad station this morning all electric buses were delayed. This was not the case with Obama.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135894
 14.11.2016
Tagged with: "Keep the mark!"

Claymore: "I have dreamed of working at the Posthumous desk since childhood! We were even fed lemons to train the expression of the face!" Something reminds me... some domestic organization...

Outsider: I love it!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №135893
 14.11.2016
I moved from one unit to another on my birthday. Specifically, she got up early, wore a dress dress with a strap and came to work, hanging up with tastes. Half of the sweets were left in the old department, the second I pulled into the new department.



Two hours later I had to go to the new department for papers. Although I tried not to distract people from work, I was still noticed:

and Svetlana! Ruslan said, desperately wearing a spoonful in a fine piece of cream cake. I really feel that we will work.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135892
 14.11.2016
Discussion of the series:
HH: How will it affect afterwards? Will the secret be revealed?
He was killed :(
zzz: Thank you dear man for the spoiler without cat. As the shades of hair in the nostrils of the Chinese emperor discussed, so the cat, and about death without the cat.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №135891
 14.11.2016
Hypermarkets and network shops in a town of 25 thousand people, and still in the ass of the world? No network will go there. And if it goes, it will quickly stifle all these IPs and become a monopolist with even higher prices and low quality.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №135890
 14.11.2016
Comments on Yandex maps:
- The left row, the gazelle hit the logan.
The child has already swallowed.
I am being mined.)
And to me?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №135889
 14.11.2016
The fucking:

Manufacturers think and don’t break the children’s heads.
A 4-year-old daughter can’t understand why dolls are called bratz when they’re actually sisters!

Yes, because brat is translated as “a broken child” and has nothing to do with brothers and sisters.

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