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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13021
 14.12.2008
From the forum of a local tracker:

Who will tell me what my rating is?
I’m crawling and my rating is not rising but falling!! to
Tell me what the problem is?

Don’t give up Comrade! Continue to Pick

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №13020
 14.12.2008
My wife works in RJD. He writes a letter:
Planned at MAZ. As always, hard on the mates.
Everything as usual - tasks were distributed, broken up, intertwined... One master stands up here and let the problems be loaded - he gave tasks, and how to do, from what - h.z. There is no metal - from what to forge???? to

Then he replied, “Why do you get me with this metal?” The Axis!!" (the people are starting to hike)
Master: “We are Ivan Ivanovich, we have been soaking for almost a month, but the question is to be resolved!”!" (the people are in shock :))
ZAM: "Yes, no, you didn’t understand – you also have the axes married – here are the ones and the who!!!!" (stunned and prolonged applause)
Get out of the table and add :)

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