Vita (17:52:11 13/12/2012)
My vegetarianism doesn’t help me lose weight.

CHI (17:54:00 13/12/2012)
your vegetarianism + chocolate and candy))
It will never help you lose weight.)

So, the Darkness is over...what now to scare the guys?

A girl found a video on a compact office with a video where the girl is spit and filmed with cancer. It would be impossible not to recognize Daddy on his back.

We had a great time until I saw her cut cheese with the rear side of the knife.

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I rewrite the literature of a girl.
has twice she wrote: Gontcharov, "Oblomok"
Broke You, Ilya Ilyich

I work with a foreign library.
I caught the Error exception with the text "blade!!and "
Looking for where it is in Libya. I found a comment: "If you caught this exception, then my hands grow out of my ass".
My hand is fine, but what should I do?

20th earned loans, over many millions
On the 21st, he lived his life to complete memorylessness, wowuh walked...
On the 22nd, you wake up in your bed and the first thought: “Mlyajaja... what to do? The end of the world was not... now everything... you open your eyes, and you realize that you are lying on your couch, the couch stands on the miraculously preserved remnant of the house and floor, and around the burnt desert. The second thought: "A, no, the journey is all nomadic. It is "

>Did anyone understand the rules of curling? And what qualities forms this, let me say, sport?
The ability to quickly, clearly, qualitatively wipe out any shit from the floor.

Hi, how is it?
WOW: Hi, I work... today I have encountered... a more accurate situation describing our country have not met:
In one toilet floats a giant cacao which does not wash, and in another there is no paper, there is a third toilet, but it is only for the director and you can not go there.

Bzz: Listen, and you don’t know where and how to jump with a parachute?
Alex is? Why Why?? to
Bzz: Well, how... Here’s my son – I’ll tell him how he jumped with a parachute!
Alex is ah. The story begins with the question, “Daddy, Daddy, where are your legs?”and "

by Oleg Prasev▼
Fuck, he has a big ass! And he disables the SMS notification because of the fact that "there is 30p. There is nothing to do with"!
13.12.12 12:25:15

Issue of Issue of Issue▼
Someone, precisely because he monitors his expenses, he has so much money.
13.12.12 12:25:36

Dasha
What about your health?

Lena
The insensitivity to strong alcohol (and the desire to blast everyone around. Not that it would bother me very much, but usually everything around is somehow against.

by Barmaglot:
The resident of Krasnoyarsk organized the delivery of cats in lease. The author of the initiative was a member of the public organization of aid to homeless animals "Chvostics" Alena Temerova. According to her, she posted ads about renting pets on Krasnoyarsk forums. Order a cat for two hours will cost 300 rubles.

The Beast:
11600 a month. She would go, haha.

by Barmaglot:
Well, what barrel do you need to hit to rent a cat for a month?

The Beast:
And for two hours? still remains "apartment with timely payment" to remove and gladiate it there, gladiate...

by Barmaglot:
There are many places where you can do this...in the car, for example :-D

The Beast:
There is no shower in the car so that the kiosks wash after contact. And you too, or you will smell like a stinking cheese from you when you return to your wife. not well.

Puzo grew up) He was a good, beautiful, thin boy. It just became good and beautiful.
WOW: Years take theirs, it will soon be just good))

The box goes advertising of some company, it sounds like the phrase "Buy in winter - get in summer!". And here out of the wall comes the evil scream of the neighbor "Russian post mess!!and "

What salary do you expect?
What about "Wow, is it all for me?"

What do you think about structured carbon?
You have been pushing your intelligence! Go fuck your coal!
Okay I understood. The diamond ring is in the ass.

In a strange garden, salt is sweet.

Yesterday I sat behind my compass, I didn’t touch anyone, the sister suits:
This is all your influence! No longer approach the child.
I explain: the child is my 8-year-old nephew, her son. The statement is surprising by the fact that I am constantly crucifying from him as much as I can, and he is forcing me to do lessons or something else. I drive with him a lot. Here is such a statement. I even thought I heard.
What is?
I tell you not to go to Vancouver anymore.
Glad, but what happened?
There was some psychotherapy in the school. Well, when the aunt (uncle) comes to the class, asks the children silly questions and, based on the answers, makes conclusions about development, the state of the psyche, and then talks with the parents. I continue not to enter.
Well and what?
They asked him, “Who is grazing on the lawn?” Do you know what he replied?
What is?
Prepare for the rage!

The funds allocated in Russia for the end of the world were stolen.
Event on the brink of collapse.