From the report of the engineer: "The problem with the laptop of the IT director decided - the power adapter in the socket"

Do you love girls with nick "cocktail"... this, sorry, from the word "cocktail"?

You have such a subtle sense of humor that your eyes are cut off.

Radioactive cockroaches found in northern Italy
The commentary:
xxx: I wonder, will the pseudoplastic or bloodsucker soon be found?

Video discussion of the house.
xxx: The main coat from anthrax to the bush did not jump like my cat...
YYY: So you have a cat, and this is a rice! He is jumping from the floor!

KRAM: Who does your website design? Cut off his hands.

Azoger: Website design is done by one of the most sought-after people-designers in DS. All the hipstamedia like posters, lemas, beigechesches and isges with them, sleeps and sees it as if it were to shuffle it. His name is Alexei Ivanovsky. So cut off something for yourself, we are just fashionable, and you are hopelessly behind.

Kram: It is clear. It is so in demand that it cannot spend too much time on design.

Why didn’t they take you?
A lot of wisdom)
Continue to))
- Let them sit at an interview with some dolboeb.This is really visible - dolboeb dolboeb. Such a dude. and spread more. And his eicker asks, type "Can you repair the rosette?" He type "never repairs but repairs, hule". And I’ll take and lick "and suddenly he’ll fire the client? In addition, usually the sockets are not repaired, but changed for new ones!".
LOL and what?
He was taken, and I am not. And now I don’t know who we are (Dubby)

The Anonymous Question:
I want to invite a guy to the cinema. We have been in contact with him for a long time. But I think he can refuse. How better to tell him about it?

He is:
Don’t worry, say it directly. If he has a girlfriend, then there is a chance that he will refuse. If he is poor, then there is an even greater likelihood that he will refuse. In any case, you'll be lucky, believe in yourself and everything will be fine) Just say, "Friend [Vasya], here in the movie is a cool movie [Santa Barbara], go down?"

She is:
Tell me what you pay.

It was published in the "Dictionary of Russian Math".
I study the expressions, a banner blinking above:
"Unhappy with the service? Send us your complaint..."

I just picked the words for the complaint.

If you want to gather the whole family in one place, just turn off the Wi-Fi router and wait in the room where it is located.

xxx: On the ancient Soviet chairs you begin to miss at the moment of realization that from the new-fashioned office you will collect the place of hell. And in the corridor –
YYY: Lie on the table!
The table is busy!
YYY: But you need it!
ZZZ: Stay in the shelves
XXX: What a square, I am here alone.
YYY: You can’t fit the stalls alone?
XXX: I am afraid that not.

Music concert of Paul Will "New": a phrase from the anecdote is remembered "This fool still sings!"

The old server in the office.
Patchwork on Serve Tom
And day and night ping tired
Everything goes around him.
On the left, the network starts.
The right to give to everyone
There are miracles, there is Linux.
Windows hanging on the compass.
on Chinese monitors.
Traces of burned pixels
The cushion is lonely.
Without windows and doors.
Technician of log errors
They are knocking in the outlet.
Cappuccino and Mother's Cappuccino
Thirty Three Evils
There were two on Friday.
Salad in the beard.
There the evil admin over the code cheats.
There the spirit of Aichi there smells of beer

The discussion of English-language home tables in the pre-Olympic Sochi.
In the picture "ul. Rifle" translated as "st. Shotgun".

Abelikoff: What is the problem? This is in the non-Russian all kinds of there Saint Francis and Benedicts. We have the Holy Scotland. This is Russia, baby.

The son tells his mother what he will ask from Santa, the list already has five items.
Do you order too much?
Son: Mom will bring it to Santa Claus, you don’t have to worry about money.

XXX Go on! Masquerade will be fun.
YYY: I will not go! I have been tired of their roots for a year, so I’m tired of it... hmm, or I’ll come in the usual clothes. If you ask who you are, I’ll say a pigeon. And let them kill their brains trying to understand WHY!! to

Experimentally proved he, the fox, does not extinguish only under water and in unheavy.

I play with my daughter (8 months).She looked at me and said, “Momma! I am :
No, I am Dad.
Mommy Mommy!
“No, my mom is her (I’m showing my wife), and I’m dad.
and Mom!
No is no! My mom is the one with the chicks.
Basil thought, and unbelievably: "Papa?and "

Announced by:
I sell the Samsung Galaxy S3
Reasons for sale:
Swept on iPhone

xxx: I have traditional values such as computer, wine, movies, mines and money... in this regard, the question is, are we on the same path with Russia?

There is a transitional age problem. Previously said:
While young - silk, vodka and mlotka;
Film, wine and domino.

and here...