In the bus I saw a beautiful thing - grandfather spoke on the smartphone, finished and carefully packed the phone back in a wool socks.

OOO RJD. It’s not just tracks and rails.

How well it burned!

I found it on one website:
Bruce Willis hardly drinks. But when it happens, it is treated with its own company cocktail. Write down: 200 dark rum, the same amount of white vermut, 4 tablespoons of Curacao liquor and 2 tablespoons of lemon juice.

Tagged with: "strong nuts"

xxx: fucking, and offensive and funny... my girlfriend on February 23 gave me socks, and in the evening did not come home, a guy answered my call, said that she was with him. I thought "Dobby is free?"))

The Roman Pope is not a Negro or a grandmother? It is strange. Where the world goes.

If a person is in trouble, call 02! He is there!

In school, they can incite hatred to what they are teaching. In this regard, I am calm about the introduction of the foundations of Orthodoxy in schools.
Written by vkl-vikl

Yesterday my girlfriend burned up.
WOW: What happened?
XX: Yeah, she had a delay in menstruation, thought she was stinged and she decided to go to the pharmacy for tests.
WOW: So what then?
XX: Well, she found out if they had tests, and she was asked, “Do you have tests with one strip?”(Taking into account that with one strip of test in one package). My second three silenced, giving out:-I would preferably with one strip. The pharmacist did not understand at first, and then it fell out.
See also XD)))

Happy Birthday to Albert Einstein! Sorry for the shit, I forgot about you.
Thank you for everything!

xxx: I’m a virgin, of course, but I’ve watched a lot of porn movies and I have an idea of sex. In my experience, in movies, girls are quite actively moving, for example, and in photos they lie still. Apparently this is what we are talking about.
yyy: that is, you mean that the ideal wife should be in the.avi format, not.jpeg?

In the book, Pendalfe did not ask for eagle support at all. The eagles themselves walked in the vicinity, noticed a loud hustle and decided to smash the goblons, to which they fed racial hatred.

In general, it was emphasized in every way that eagles, first of all, are in their minds and even piss the sheep, and secondly, not all eagles are equally useful, so that it is not quite safe to trust them a secret operation.

Although he was originally a debtor to Pendalph, he clearly indicated the limits of his gratitude. For example, he refused to drag the knot into places with the presence of humans and as a result of the developed air defense system (on the latter, Smaug will not lie)

I go home. Children from 4 to 5 years old play at the entrance. Suddenly, a boy starts beating a girl. His mother is flying to him with screams "Misha, what are you doing? I told you that you can’t beat girls!" What the little Misha asks: " Can you even throw a stick?" A good mood was all night long!

If after Depardieu to Russia moves Saigourney Weaver - will it help to get rid of the gastarbiters, illegal immigrants and other strangers?

old ashtray: And I and the usual Witnesses of the Wowa love it very much. It is very funny. The most criminal district of Kiev, something like South Butovo, predictably comes out on the doorbell a grown-up man in cowards and with a crack. When asked what you know about the Bible, the man suddenly wondered what exactly the two sectarians mean.
To the surprise of the sectarian women, the man, sprinkling a weekly scarf, tells about the Vulgate, the Bible of James, the First Council of Nicea and the most fascinating episode about broken spies about the "omosus-omyosus".
And even going to implement their business plan by inviting the house to provide humanitarian aid directly into the brain.
But here from the kitchen it is "If someone now pulls the ugliness into the house, then the stove will not get".

tehnoshaman: And in general, after the release of the fifth iPhone, I have a complete feeling that if Apple releases an egg plug for a thousand dollars - millions of hamsters will also fight for the opportunity to buy the first copies, and then with the unbeatable faces of happy fools to tell what a cool and convenient thing this egg plug is, how beautiful it is and how well it knows how to hang on eggs...

Talk about the value of 2-year-old children:
XXX is
When a wife or one of her relatives walks with her, she falls to the ground and eats the snow.
XXX is
He doesn’t eat with me.
YYY
Are you afraid? ?
XXX is
I just let her lick.
It is a funny snow :)

Things that only exist in Russia.
and activated coal.

But Hanzen-minded doctors and pharmacists abroad in every way mask the original component, inserting all kinds of additives into coal and subjecting it to various metamorphoses (in life you can't guess what this white pill or pink capsule is made of). And only in Russia honest sellers package in pharmacy packages blackened, the most frightening type of tablets, packing the mouth and fingers. It is helpful!"

It seems that there will soon be no connections between mom and dad in Europe.
There will only be connections and connections.
Not politically correct.

I am really angry with this teacher. And her idiotic questions that I can’t find answers to.
Read the literature from the list, think yourself. According to legends, before this was exactly how they were prepared - many years before Guglov's Christmas

From the Hubble, comments on the topic of life on Mars:
And what would be enough to find on Mars to say there was life?
The body.