xxx: In our chamber yesterday three born: 2 girls and boys
YYY: O_O
xxx: The result is meaningful, 2 girls and a boy BORN))
XXX: And the roses are old, girls only))

Titanic: Yesterday night, three shoppers wanted to pick up my phone. I now have four phones.

There was no light in the area for 24 hours.
I go to sleep. About half 2 nights. The window is open. I hear the cry "Ura, bleat".
He got up. It really gave light.

The father has almost unlimited resources.
Does my mom have resources?
and yes.
What are they?
and Dad!

I sit in the electric car, past our financial director (D)
Halo where are you?
Home, and where are you?
(D): Business, business, yes, there are controllers, good luck, I ran!
O_O

Sh00t
She will give you a trojan and you will buy a minivan.

Dervishdance
No to. I will buy a minivan. be sure.

And you know why the deficit began in the USSR?
Someone found the Death Tetrad and wrote it a list of purchases %)))))
...
And then she still caught some first-class with inscriptions, and he wrote there "My Motherland - the USSR"%)))

XXX: I also took peanut butter, rice, peanut flour and sauce.
YYYY: My grey? How is?
Not yours, but ours. Now it is mine!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I bought it after we broke up, so it was mine! You stole my chest!

I don’t eat black caviar anymore... it’s a pity :(

Scientists have discovered the exact date of the death of the planet Earth.
Scientists have established that the approximate date of death of the planet Earth falls on the next 3.7 billion years. The probability is 50%.
Yes, the mill...

I love children. They are so direct. Especially modern people are delighted. Today, a girl with a doctor's toy set ran through the office, treated everyone "))))))) She said she loved animals and wanted to become a veterinarian. First of all, people are trained.

One girl was so afraid to jump with a parachute that she jumped without it.

HHH: Fuck, what is it - again these recruiters came up with their questions about faith.
Mmm, we came one day. I looked into the eyes, pretended that the people were unfamiliar, called Lenka, and myself into the kitchen. and Oga. As it turned out later, there was such a short dialogue:
Do you believe in God?
Lena responded quickly:
We are satanists.
And here is my angry cry from the kitchen:
Is there a sharp knife?
In short, no one ever came to us again.

Explanatory
Yesterday, being in extreme despair due to mental experiences, I tried to commit suicide, for which I drank a package of sleeping pills, but did not die, but fell asleep and was late to work for four hours. Please treat with understanding.

xxx is. The acquaintance went on a journey, to survive, from food only salt. When he returned, he stopped being afraid of dogs.He now looks at them as food, they are afraid of it.
YYYYY After the next trip, he will stop being afraid of people.

Remember the video where 3 girls stand (three 100% blondes), and one tells about how important a gift is and carries the brain with their text?

Today I argued with her and she began to say that there are no such girls in this video. I began to explain why, to argue... I spoke for a moment, then I was silent and thoughtfully so sad "I was now speaking like that lady in the video?..."

The main thing is that the search for work is not obscured by success.

The rat is a friend of the shaker. During the lunch break, no one goes up in the mine. Lunch there too. And one of the miners after lunch stumbled and fell asleep. Those who worked with him in one shift had to wake him up after the break – that was the agreement. But they went somewhere for a few minutes, but it doesn’t matter. A man wakes up from someone biting his finger. Not to the blood, but very unpleasant. And it does not sleep. He opens his eyes, a rat.
He pulled her away with his hands and motherly words. He just closed his eyes again, again bites, infection. He stumbled on her, and what he did not do.
It does not lag behind. He swallowed, stood up and chased after her on the strap. Half a minute later, where he was lying, everything collapsed. The cover has collapsed.
After that, every time a man comes to work and eats lunch, a rat comes to him. He breaks a third of his brake and gives it to her. They sit and eat together. They ate, she stood up and left. And so every time.
How does she know when he has his next change, no one can understand...

Odessa Family Disputes.
“Celia, I beg you – let’s get divorced! I have no strength anymore.
to live!
“No, Yasha, the widow took the widow and you leave her.

A letter arrived:
JSC "Sberbank of Russia" - Central Russian Bank hereby informs you that in connection with the emergence of taxable income in the form of material benefit from savings on interest when using credit funds in the amount of 10.42 rubles. You are liable for payment of income tax. The amount is 4.00 rubles.

I call the bank. Answer, say, here the interest on loans dropped - you got the benefit - 10 rubles. This profit is taxed. Therefore, the tax must be paid.
In order to pay taxes, I need:
1st Go to Sber. Get a certificate of something.
2nd Go to the tax office, fill out the declaration, take the records.
Three Go to Sber. to pay.
And this is all, shit for four rubles!!! I love my country.