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 14.04.2011
The rat is a friend of the shaker. During the lunch break, no one goes up in the mine. Lunch there too. And one of the miners after lunch stumbled and fell asleep. Those who worked with him in one shift had to wake him up after the break – that was the agreement. But they went somewhere for a few minutes, but it doesn’t matter. A man wakes up from someone biting his finger. Not to the blood, but very unpleasant. And it does not sleep. He opens his eyes, a rat.
He pulled her away with his hands and motherly words. He just closed his eyes again, again bites, infection. He stumbled on her, and what he did not do.
It does not lag behind. He swallowed, stood up and chased after her on the strap. Half a minute later, where he was lying, everything collapsed. The cover has collapsed.
After that, every time a man comes to work and eats lunch, a rat comes to him. He breaks a third of his brake and gives it to her. They sit and eat together. They ate, she stood up and left. And so every time.
How does she know when he has his next change, no one can understand...
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