From the lump on the moonspike EVE Online ))))
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... o/, harosh camping on the gate, a point in the ally I will invade in the gang and warp on the gate of the EC, we will fail on me in zero, I am on the barrel, I hold the apocalypse, drones are killing me.
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Translation into Russian:

Hi (o/ - head and raised hand - greeting), I propose to turn your seat near the star gate, sign up in the alliance chat (as a rule, players put a point or X in the chat) I will put you on the list of my fleet, and you make a hyper jump to the star gate leading to the EC-P8R system, when you come to the gate activate them. When you are in the system, find me in the list of the fleet and approach me (the soldiers in the fleet can find each other without special scanners and probes), I on the ship of the class of Malediction with the help of an electronic impact device do not let the enemy liner go in hyper jump, its drones damage my ship.

Life is full of disappointments: then "Father Christmas does not exist", then "The Gauss theorem does not count the voltage of the electrostatic field".

Chapter 11: Chocolate
222: Who am I?
111: a mixture of chocolate and wolves
Chapter 22: Mothers
In the full moon, milk chocolate becomes...porous.
222: The foil turns into oily paper, and the chocolate bars are crushed into clusters to whisper to the moon
222: ppc bestiary
111: aaaaaaaaaaaaa xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
222: The man who is upset about chocolate will in full moon eat cocoa spoonfuls and wrapped in notebook sheets.
222: and if they are not - in toilet paper
222: and if she doesn’t...
222: tear away wallpaper from the walls and wrap in them!

What disturbs you?
I have a thyroid!
What specific complaints do you have?
None, but I am scared.
What are you afraid?
The Shield!

The new Pearl of the Boss.
He goes somewhere.
I: Are you far away?
I combine time and space!!! to
I am until tomorrow!)

"I don’t believe. be here on Earth UFOs with such
options, they would be as sensible quarrels
First of all, we were evacuated.
The polluted planet would be cleaned and settled.
other humanosites, more careful and
and peaceful."

You haven’t seen Atlantis yet. So far, you are the most careful and peaceful.

>> Urgant has equipped greenhouses on the site, where he plans to grow cucumbers and tomatoes.

Everything is normal. My grandfather told me that they had an admiral in the ministry who loved to grow potatoes. He carried all sorts from Europe, experimented, in short, invested in this business, as in any serious hobby. The humour is that in Moscow, the admiral lived in a steep nomenclature house, and in the autumn he was riding the floors, called the apartments! He sold his potatoes to the generals.

How did you know that I didn’t come to our date?
My friend, my friend, my friend, my friend 😉

by polar_fox.jpg
I told the girl she broke my pattern. She was surprised, laughed and asked what the "shablet" was, which immediately broke me and the template. My Moscow...

Everyone is like this:

My wife loves to call me to work, today she says indignantly:
Why don’t I call you, you’re busy all the time!!!and "

They will be naked with fools, and then they will boast how stupid they are. Or are complaining. I chose myself, so enjoy and enjoy.

by Mikhail
and Priffet

Sergey
Maffy )
the boots)

by Mikhail
Red, don’t scare me.

Sergey
How did I get rid of your "priffet"?

Online match Russia-Austria at the start of the 2 period: Our already on the ice. Let’s go ahead until the Australians get out.
c. the cats

One and a half year old, his favorite word "coding". There are no coders in the family, decided that it is "harm". But today, when he used to the computer, something there clicked the mouse and opened a window with the code of the page. I am plagued by blurred doubts.

of Habrabrabr:
Laser weapon destroys a missile at a distance of 1.5 km (video)

Ideator: You would have offered her another camouflage to wrap it well. and :)
Why camouflage? The mirror, for example.
iDev: And reflect the laser back into the installation!
Lol4t0: Rocket destroys laser weapon at a distance of 1.5 km (video)

I have not smoked or drank for the fourth year. And you do it, develop a sense of self-compassion and resentment for the whole world. Keep watching the series and just plunge your disgusting eagle into a zombie painter, swing and play in all kinds of shit, squeezing in the fictitious chain of life onanism precious time of your own insignificant, in the end, life. And at home, I have everything friendly, fine, clean, delicious, fine and chic sex with my beloved wonderful, untouched and untouched woman.
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The Friend! You mainly repeat this mantra to yourself more often, or even under the scratch we are afraid of you, don't let God you break.

I was in Dacia. There instead of a neighbor with a perforator, a neighbor with a cultivator acts.

Let’s plan the evening for you. Music or cinema? The candles? Fruits and vegetables? 😉
Well, I have 2 beets in the cold.)
HHH: Then we will smash the beetle cheeks and dance under the ramstein!!! to

We went with Daniel to the fountain for water. With us connected Sanek, Danilkin friend years so 10-11. Let’s go, Daniela bucht: "why do you need to pull water, here’s the excellent water under the crane". I begin to explain the harm of calcium carbonate. I have been teaching chemistry for a year.
“Daniel,” I insidiously asked, “What is carbonate?
The whirls screamed loudly, Daniel stumbled and silenced. After three minutes of silence, Sanek said:
“Carbonate,” he instinctively said, “Daniel, this is such a sausage!

The Third World War began.
The last working satellite was shot down, all optical cables were broken by nuclear explosions. All kinds of diathletes covered up, because there are no fools carrying packages on radioactive mine fields under artillery.
And only in the office of the Russian Post every day, at 9:00, their employees come to work. After 30 years on the salary of 6000 they no longer fear anything:
"Well what, you fuck up, you fuck up? Has your internet broken? Well, go, fill out the receipt, pay the commission! Do you have a package with Banderol? The Banderol? We don’t take banana on Wednesday. We have lunch in 15 minutes!"

About the behavior of drivers on the roads in Novokuznetsk has already been written here. I want to make my contribution:
He helped a young woman drive a car out of the garage. For a long time it was wrong. Then it came: all the mirrors in the car are deployed in such a way as to look at the loved one.