Dialogue with Mary:
“Mom, did you get your salary?
Not yet, promised in a week
I’m going to kill your accountant!
M – the faith.
I: No, I’ll tell you now how I’ll break it up!
M – Faith
I – in the details!
M: Vera, we are listening to the phones, you are calling me at work. ?
I... yes...?Then I’ll call you back to the cell phone and tell you!

Have you ever called a prostitute?
XXX is once...
YYY: And how then?
Well, we sat down, talked... remembered how two years ago we divorced...

I am now in the store, bought a villa and a boat.
YYY = O
xxx: my phone gives the desired for the real :( all the fork and a spoonful...

Infinity is Googling? and :)
Peshexod: No, Wikipedia

XXX: You can congratulate me. I finally removed that look.
YYY: And what did I establish?
yyy: By the way, "Finally" is written together.
YYY: Or are you so beautiful?

At 4:30 a.m., three foreigners arrived. Greetings and silence.
I: Do you have a rocket?
They are: Noah
I am English?
They are: her
I, in broken English: Yor migration cards and passports plus
They are :?? to
I: Cards of Migration
They are: aa, e
(They go into their pockets, get these papers, show them and take them back.)
I: leave passports and cards for registration
They are looking at me.
I: I am registered until you slip. Moning, when you go, he brexit passports take.
They have eyes on the fifth.! to
Fuck me, how can I explain it to you!!? to
One of them with a smile: Speak Russian, I understand.

A normal Russian man does not need smiley.
To express his emotions, he has enough matjugs.

XXX as a new job
YYY: No more though. I smelled 12 hours a day. by 7000 r. And the general, the fucker, not only did not pay these pennies, but also hanged an old order on me, which was stunned before I arranged - 25 kr. The police are scared if I don’t work.
XXX: What did you do?
Would you do Foley here? Idiot is gone. I thought a photo of him on some gay dating site to hang up, but did not.
Is the security service scared?
Yyy: No, just such a pedras like this, there will definitely find your love. He throws me on the grandmother, and I will also arrange for his personal life!

Nev: I would reduce my breasts
on the contrary. I cannot myself
Buying everything on your chest
Divided by
I would be in your place.
I would take those who divide!
It can be one movement.
Make your personal shoulder.
and life.

From discussion how not to listen to the alarm clock and get up at 6.00.
I have to drink three glasses of water, go to bed and then I wake up at 6 o’clock because I want to go to the toilet.
Dad: You’ll wake up at two and four, and you’ll sleep like a dead man at six.

[00:53:21] <nitnatsnok> do you know the anecdotes?
[00:53:55] <Angelica> I look like a petrosan
[00:54:08] <sweet> is it right? It is great! and :)
[00:55:00] <Angelica> This was a question

She: You’re always asking such nonsense questions...how can’t you understand...
She: I love you!
He: Blow, the driver took off. Did you write?
She says: Go you go!

Sunito
Fuck me at work.

Sunito
Really

Sunito
I walked through the corridor, I met a bag of shurshit, chased by the wind. I stretched out my hands, I said: my little brother, fly to me!" I caught, exchanged in the kitchen for a low-salted cucumbers.

X: What is a vacation?
YYY: This is when you can be late to work and there is nothing to do about it.

A: You change guys like gloves.
Q: Is it my fault that one is Jewish, the other is stupid, and the third has cut his hair?! to

When he and a friend were sitting in his father’s seat (we were eight years old). My father didn’t have a car, and I was a stranger. My friend with a serious face says:
D: This is the smoker!
I: You are lying! Is this specifically for smokers in the car? (I didn’t believe him at all)
Well, as a smoker, it is clear...
He drowned the device with the agent 007’s face, waited until he jumped out and showed me...
He’s got hot, right?
D is AGA)
Why is it not red? Maybe it didn’t work?
D: Not exactly red... It probably didn’t work...
HHH: And knocked in the smoker with the finger...
HH: It was so funny.)
From the fool...
A year later, he found his brother’s gas balloon.
I guess what will happen next...
bhh: Well, his brother has a stick and painted a sheet of hanji on the balloon.)))
This is a fool "Oh! Fresh mouth for the mouth!"
He may have had a hard time in life...

Toughened Laminated (12:30:23 14/07/2010)
The hair was given a talk.. and the rubber is not any.. usually at work was a stick..for the hair..to the archy there is no nickel.. used in his chlamny butt.. smatru.. nail 12cm.. the cockroach came

Toughened Laminated Safety (12:31:27 14/07/2010)
I sit with a nail from my head.
Being disturbed by a cup of coffee was just the beginning of my odmin career.

Gentoo: Compared to me, he’s too fast!
Cib0rg: Yes, he is generally striving and unstoppable compared to you)
Cib0rg: Even the continents in Formula 1 are playing with you!

The heat in Moscow.
I look out the window and a big black dog runs through the yard.
I call my wife: Look, what a huge pudel!! There were shepherds in his family!! to
Wife: Oh, but not shepherds and newfoods. Fuck you!! They barbed the watershed.

and AENOR
I know nothing.
Money is my private property. They are under the protection of the state.
They must now be protected by the state.