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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24849
 15.01.2010
In today’s world order, I hate two things: when fools sing about love, and when politicians demonstratively attend a church.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24848
 15.01.2010
Pitohui dichrous: This small and pretty cute bird has glands that produce a very strong poison.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24847
 15.01.2010
*~evilbizon~* ‎(15:09): I walk on my face, I hear two boys bats: - Fuck I looked at the "Avatar" and realized that my life is full of shit. You could look in the mirror to see the same thing.

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №24846
 15.01.2010
Title of the article on the website of the online newspaper: "Spanish scientists found harm in cocaine". The British take positions.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №24845
 15.01.2010
(from the Twitter page):
@Rogozin: Even in a hospital, Somali pirates are trying to seize a foreign ship

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24844
 15.01.2010
xxx: You have a vocabulary like a coffee mill.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24843
 15.01.2010
The Battery:
I'm currently choosing the clock, I can't decide between the three options. I most like the second ones, but they have a water protection of 20 meters, and the first and third - 30 meters. Probably the first or third one. Thirty meters smaller than twenty.
by Vizza:
Tell me a friend, when was the last time you were 30 meters deep?
The Battery:
never ever. and what?

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24842
 15.01.2010
Marshall (08:32:53 12/01/2010)
I’m trying a dish called "food"

Irismarra (08:33:11 12/01/2010)
What is its composition?

Marshall (08:33:48 12/01/2010)
peelmen, strawberries, sauce and bread... Everything is roasted on a bowl

Irismarra (08:34:06 12/01/2010)
How would you call it?

Marshall (08:34:14 12/01/2010)
Food

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №24841
 15.01.2010
bomBEERman: Then he ate and went out to stick to the passers, convincing them that a yogurt with pieces of fruit is not shit!"
bomBEERman: found an erudite who replied "just with pieces of fruit - not yogurt too"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №24840
 15.01.2010
Whoever does not put the cock in the microwave will not give up the session!

[ + 89 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24839
 15.01.2010
When the prelude time is longer than the time of sexual intercourse, it is called to engage in love.
When the prelude time is roughly equal to the time of sexual intercourse, it is called having sex.
When the prelude time is less than the time of sexual intercourse it is called fucking.
When the prelude time approaches zero, and the sexual act is increased as much as possible, it is called - fucking.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24838
 15.01.2010
I am an irreparable roller coaster.
I see in contact a group - "Only for the modest, brave and beautiful!!! Corsets, erotic costumes for role-playing games." The first thought - "Who is going to be in such a role-playing game? O_o and O"

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