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 15.01.2010
When the prelude time is longer than the time of sexual intercourse, it is called to engage in love.
When the prelude time is roughly equal to the time of sexual intercourse, it is called having sex.
When the prelude time is less than the time of sexual intercourse it is called fucking.
When the prelude time approaches zero, and the sexual act is increased as much as possible, it is called - fucking.
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