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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58659
 15.01.2012
And I was there, wi-fi caught. The network found, but did not give access.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58658
 15.01.2012

I’ve never seen so many people celebrate Friday the 13th.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №58657
 15.01.2012
Delf: You know, I suffered a year without a girlfriend, do you know how I got? Do not know? But here I will tell you, Blin, I tried to talk to somebody, meet. But as a result, nine (nine) girls were turned from the door. Even my closest friends stopped communicating with me. And how? For a guy twenty-five years to lose everything and everyone. I thought I had gathered myself. No, I just got puzzled. Yes, this car, this work, this Moscow fucking, and just life has been strained!!! This is what it really means to be forever alone. And you are talking...
Do you have a key to 22?
Dutch : No. With 15 fingers.
Delf is trouble.
The girl is harder.
Delf: Well I don't know, the clock at 22 and the guy that without the key won't turn.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58656
 15.01.2012
Comment on the video about a Japanese talented homeless singer:
"if it was in Russia then the video would be called THE GEST BOMB IN A MINUTE OF FAME!and "

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58655
 15.01.2012
The night. I sleep. Through my dream, I hear the wild cries of my cat. I get up with my eyes closed. I usually bite the mouth. I lie down with a clear conscience...And then I realize that it’s a cat’s whistle in the basement under the window. I start roasting wildly because I imagine myself in the place of a cat:
“I lie down, I sleep. I don’t touch anyone... The master stands up, beats the rod. Is it easier for you? Night is already. Go fuck, go to sleep.”

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58654
 15.01.2012
Have you invited the girl to visit? Do not forget to clear the history in the browser!

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №58653
 15.01.2012
Sanook: Shit, she sent me printed photos, where we are together ^^

Chicken: How cute

Ahaahahahahahahahahahahah

Sanook:...

Fuck, it would be better if she finally gave me it :(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58652
 15.01.2012
Do you say you don’t believe in signs? Have you tried to file documents for an apartment on the 13th floor on Friday the 13th with a consultant named Lilith?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58651
 15.01.2012
I sat in the park on the bench, waiting for a friend. On the next bench, a young mother and her 5-6 year old son feed the pigeons. There is a small pond in front of us. The dialogue between mother and son.
Mother, give me bread, and I will feed the pigeons by the water.
Why feed them there?
I will throw bread into the water, and they will dive and drown after it.
Good kids are growing up.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58650
 15.01.2012
xxx: after watching 7 seasons of supernaturals in a row, when the word winchester is remembered, it is not a hard disk.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №58649
 15.01.2012
<Celebrity> Go to Heroes
<Grey> I have things to do (
<Celebrity> Run, go to the heroes
<Grey> I need to finish the project
<Full> then you finish, shake in heroes
<Grey> and the book on the net
<Overall> why are you all stressed? Go all naked.
<Total> learn to send people)
<Grey> Okay, go naked with your heroes!)

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