What harsh Chelyabinsk romantic promised his beloved on February 14 a star from the sky?

>>> I am 23 years old! I have believed in it for 23 years. I ate it all, so that I couldn’t get rid of it! And if I had to chew, I remembered that I hadn’t eaten anywhere! I thought it was like that! Thank you mom...

And here is my mom, if the 23-year-old fool still believes in signs.

from ZH:
Once I went to the toilet, and there the advertisement "not to throw paper into the toilet". There are no papers. I cut off the ad, wiped their ass and threw it into the toilet.

From Twitter:

Residents of the meteorite watched with horror the approaching of Chelyabinsk.

He has a big company. Girls, like best friends, lie hugged. Vania looks down at them and cries:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Go here! I want hugs too!

xxx: Fuck, my boss has finally borrowed me, in short, I can change the soundtracks on my phone for a melody for free. He was named "The Chief ".
YYY: and...
XXX is nothing. He’s trembled, and now I hear every time I call him "You’re lucky, you’re like everyone else. You are working in the office"

The Friday. by 8:30. A crowded bus. The girl who has just entered tries to get up more comfortably and screams with indignation:
Give me your foot!
The man standing next to him is indignant:
And you put it right, don’t have to throw it on my shoulders!
Passengers in ecstasy. The curtain!

The Buddhist (social alarm) calls the type:
Blah blah... wake up.
I: Where are you from?
He is from Moscow, and you?
I: I am in the outskirts.
He: Where is it?
Have you heard of Baikal?
He said, “No, that is it?
I: Well the lake, Baikal? How did I not hear?
He is: Ella

No one has heard of Baikal. From Russia. About Baikal, fucking, I haven’t heard anything!
Half a day in shock.

>"My client is fucked. When I show him the finished result of work on a computer monitor, he gets a loop (a shade on a short rope) and, closing his eyes and directing his hand to the monitor, something whispers about himself. Thus it measures energy. When he asks me to replace something, I don’t always change for a spell, he measures in the second time and says, “That’s okay!”
>What should I do?"
We had such a pred - you bring him your collar - he criticizes it on what the light stands, still don't let God call it the most terrifying mother's word, you leave him all the outflows, and in a week you bring the same, without corrections - he looks and says so acutely - well, a very different thing!

The miserable who wrote:

How, how did it happen...
Previously, the girl said so gently to me, “Do you want more tea?” and “How’s the cake?” and “Dear, go to bed.”
And when she became a wife, she began to speak in a rough bass about the same situations: “Take out the bed! ", "Not licking the knife! " and "March out of the room – I’m changing clothes! ".

Why did you write this village? You can pull a girl out of a village, but not a village out of a girl.

When the joke begins:

" and The Russian Post finally delivered the meteorite! And it should have been 21.12.12 brought!"
"The Ural Zinc Plant is so harsh that it takes ore directly from space"
"Nothing is as alert as a morning meteorite"
"In Chelyabinsk -17, sunny, a small meteor rain"

by Lisa Liza

Explosion of a meteorite over Chelyabinsk
KAA: This Russian Post finally delivered the meteorite! And should have been 21.12.12 bring!
Barristan®: They also broke him down on the road.

What are your plans for Valentine?
WOW: Well... part of the evening I will lie on my back, pressed by someone’s body to the floor.
The Judo?
by Ugo (

Fuck, in all the news, this is your meteorite.
- And I just woke up because of some dream, I went to squeeze. Just bed, and here’s that shit!
Instead of the alarm.
That’s what you know now that a meteorite, the glass gathered in a bag and it was fun.
And at first, when the unknown man first lit up like the sun at night, and then exploded, and the glass flew, and then even the phones did not work, on the television the psychedel about rubbing with carrots, and on the radio songs - here was scary.

Bruce Willis: You tried to call me!

Climatized
with a celebration)
by 22:25:08

Irvine
Even if I don’t like him ?
by 22:25:26

Climatized
What is it?? )
by 22:25:57
Like a lovely celebration.
Second March 8

Irvine
ah, commercial it is some sort of, non-Shenzhensky, and as if there is only 1 day in the year, when you can confess in love to the 2nd half......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

On one website (picaboo) added news about the new phone Vertu.

XXX: There is a question. for! What? what? Why are they wasting such money here?
yyy: For the body of zirconium steel and the finishes of the mammoth ass is understood, along with the glass of volcanic origin, mined by the Japanese virgins on Friday the 13th in a full moon between 2 and 3 o'clock of the night, as always.

Review of Mortal Kombat:
The scenes between the battles themselves reach the marasma. Something like" – Get out of the road! No is! Then I will study you!"
Like in porn.

Eating stress is harmful, and snacking is beneficial.

February 14 is an unofficial, but widely celebrated in the professional world computer worker day. On February 14, 1946, the scientific world and all interested were demonstrated the first real-world electronic computer ENIAC I.