Being a vegetarian is easy - you just have to not add meat sauce to "Doshirak".

Comment on the news about the creation of methyl fuel cells for the power of smartphones.

Well, fill your android with vodka, and he will offer to kiss his shiny metal ass and go open a casino with blackjack and prostitutes.

You jumped with a parachute in the army?
I am still waiting, Slavik.
YYY: What a parachute, I didn’t serve in the two.
YYY: I could only jump with a top of the top.
yyy: and fast embracing her, fall down)

As soon as a doctor begins to see a patient as a human being, he ceases to be a good doctor.

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This is not a reason to hide! No one expects from the doctor that he will sympathize to tears and mourn everyone. He has a duty to respect his patients.
Why do people believe that politeness is a sign of weakness? That some representatives are simply obliged to hammer? What is a slave mentality?

I know two psychotherapists with a lot of problems in their families. Doctors with sick relatives. As soon as a doctor begins to see a patient as a human being, he ceases to be a good doctor. The most stupid and real example: cancer in an 80-year-old relative. If it is a stranger, then chemotherapy or just enjoy life as much as enough. But when you see a person in him and want to cure him, with the last hope, you send him to surgery. He dies without coming to consciousness. Because at this age it is impossible to survive the operation. But one thing is to say this to a set of organs and another thing is to say it to a man.

No one suggested that doctors become the son and brother of every patient. Do you not see the entire gap between "meat" and "nearly relative"?
Just respect, not heartfelt love. Talk about equality, not relationship. Is it so difficult? Lifehack: It is not even rude to feel and think humanly. Talk and act like a human being.

Very busy accounting. OS classifier delivered: it turns out camels and donkeys can be put on the main assets. The elephants cannot.

I have one question:

[...] concerning the pension.
It is not possible to refuse, but now there is a possibility to take the storage part when you retire. The [...]

Is this the same accumulated part that has been frozen for the second or third year? Yes, I’m just full of confidence that when I live to the retirement age, she’ll wait for me.

On specialized forums the second week brightly burn the clashes between Grammar Nazis.
The topic of the discussion: "How is it true - "in labutena" or "on labutena"?".

With a smartphone for such money I feel a cool major :) When friends come to my sister - I am immediately in the center of attention! Sister 9, but I do not lose hope of achieving popularity among older girls.

QA: We had a stable version on the test server, but we fixed it quickly.

My daughter just went to kindergarten. A few days ago he came home and said:

Tomorrow we will have a day of color plasticine in the garden.

We ask:

Should I bring a plasticine?

and no. Do not need. The daughter responds.

In the morning, the wife took her daughter to the kindergarten, where it became clear that it would be Valentine's Day.

Well, in our family now this day will be the Day of Color Platinum.

Thank you to those idiots who ask stupid questions on the forums, thanks to you I don’t have to do this! Your victim will always be in my heart!

When they say that a child is your personal affair, and no one is obliged to pay for it, they mean not the state, but the taxpayers. You, holy believers in free schools and hospitals, consider the state a subject of social relations, almost a living person. But free schools and hospitals, parking, unemployment benefits and maternity capital we provide ourselves. Nothing is free. We don’t pay the state to provide us something. We give a portion of our personal resources to the common needs. And we pay wages to people who run this process because they do it well, it’s their specialty. And we are deducting more and more taxes on these common needs, and the needs are almost not met. I can even hint why, but it’s hardly necessary. That’s why it’s worth listening to people who say they won’t pay for your parking or your child. Or that they will not pay a penny of extra taxes. They understand that it is they pay for parking and for the child. It is not the state that generates money, it is our money. And each of us has the right to decide whether he wants his money to go to a three-year maternity leave, to the war, or to quality medicine, for which you do not have to pay extra. And having decided to spend money on medicine, we have the right to be upset that it is still of poor quality, that we still have to pay extra, and that again war, although we did not give money for it.

You can be trained to deceive the body as if it had a medicine:

Quantuz: Drink vodka with strawberry syrup. And then just a strawberry syrup.
ivansychev: That is, vodka to train immunity?
Kotyara12: Apparently, it was meant that the body will begin to react to the syrup in the same way as vodka. That is, as if it were “poddamshi”, but without harm to the body :-)
ivansychev: And is it harmless if the processes are similar?
Kotyara12: I agree, there is a possibility that the body itself will begin to produce alcohol in sufficient amounts to be intoxicated. After all, in small doses, as far as I remember, he “knows” how to do it.
Karma555: In extreme situations, the body is able to produce everything. Even the vitamins.
FireSparrow: I’ve read that one person was so upset at the airport inspection that from stress his body produced two pounds of heroin in cellophan in his stomach.

And in our utility, those who buckle from lunch consider alkashs those who buckle from morning. 

How tired you are of literary shit! Different literature is intended for different target audiences. People have different tastes, which also change over the course of life and depending on circumstances. If we make the analogy with food, then we will get the same set - from Fu-Gra and black caviar (which is also not for everyone's taste) to mom's borsche (maybe not exquisite, but native and beloved since childhood) and to submission. Taste is different.
The only thing that speaks of a complete lack of taste and upbringing is the manner of climbing with ZU to other people and imposing their only right opinion on them.

xxx: checked the creation of the article on the website. I copied a long name from the work site, attached the first image. The first picture was the image of the projection of a 4-dimensional hypercube on the plane, and the title of the article "How to properly plan the living room: the main zones and interior"

I remember exactly the same story. It was necessary in a strictly defined time to analyze ~40,000 processes (1 tp - 1 file). The program was written long before me in Delphi and worked in 2.5 hours. The management had 30 minutes to make any decisions there and asked to speed up. He re-wrote everything in Builder 2006 and got the result in 40 minutes. Everyone is excited! But what kind of nail in the ass did not give rest and one of the New Year's Eve re-wrote everything on a clean "C" without templates, classes, with the upload of files to memory and the calculation of the shift of the markers and all on 2 streams. The program calculated all these files in one and a half minutes. I am in shock! Leadership is scary! Asked not to write such programs any more.

A grandmother called you and asked if everything was in place for the evening.

This is Prunker Wavan!

>>It turned out that the file "Presentation of rabbits.doc" is a representation of the Prosecutor’s Office in respect of the Republic of Kazakhstan. the rabbit.

At one time in the state structure when cleaning the network drive encountered the following error: "It is not possible to remove the bobs. There is no access".