Yes, I am ignorant
I only know three positions from Kamassutra.
69, missionary and how to get it)))))

You are beautiful, you had to have such a haircut for a long time. Sorry for the capslock, not the cat lying.

Czar
Dharma
Czar
Wow, I understood you correctly:
Do you offer me to buy a bald rubber in Yalta from the left guy with the nick Bloody_Random?! to

The officer is not an artillery, he is not afraid of retreat.

Your nobility - hasn't gone anywhere yet, we have one comrade here me "your priestship" called)

Another explosion at the Fukushima-1 nuclear power plant, and the dreams of anime girls with ears and tails can become a reality.

Before working in the office, I would never have thought that "coat" is such an exciting game!

How is your driving?
Wow: great, I’m driving almost like God))
Oh yeah, you go, and the instructor sits next to you :D

From the news tape:

When Northern California received a tsunami warning, people gathered off the coast of the ocean in San Francisco to watch the waves on March 11. Noah Berger / AP

Does anyone have any doubts about their mental abilities?

Schrödinger's cat is nonsense, Putin's bear will be crazier: whoever you ask, all for Zhirik and Zyuganov, but at the wheel as always...

The director revealed at the lounge:
As a child, I wanted to be a firefighter. Because when you come to extinguish an apartment - there can be something unnoticed to spell". O to Hui. It is from where the feet grow.

I play the first Far Cry. I fly onto the enemy base, scatter two towers, urinate a couple of dozens of bad guys from the machine gun, blow up three jeeps... Bodies, ruins, passing past the barracks, I hear “There is someone!”

XXX is
The new employee installed the aska bot on the server. Type to send messages about critical states. For example, the temperature has risen, or the ups has moved to the battery.

XXX is
The server was hacked today. I received a message from the server "Hello! Look at my picture without clothes. What about you?" I am in shock.

XXX is
Obviously I should see there a photo of the processor not covered with a cooler, or what is there in the servers is considered intimate?

ZZZZ
Oh, and on the photo should be seen the broken condors ;)

XXX is
In a very disgraceful version - in the photo should be seen a naked processor smeared with white thermopasta.

- Give me, plz, a picture of a drug that absorbs quickly! very much need!
Do you think the picture touches?
There are just drugs that are absorbed for a long time.
Do you have per rectum or per anus?
The title is not important. The main thing is to absorb it quickly into the blood.
By the picture? 😉 Shit the guy!! to
- Just when it’s slowly absorbed, I don’t understand if it’s already touching me or I’m still normal (
and clearly. Believe me, you have been specifically touched. And I’ll find the picture for you, wait))) Clearly catch up)))

X: I don’t know, I was asleep. If my body pretended I wasn’t sleeping, it simply deceived you.

Sudo: The nineteenth-century biologist Sir John Labbock loved experiments. One day, he drank the ants and discovered that the sober ants dragged their drunken comrades back into the antshop. But if drunk ants are from another colony, they are thrown into the water.
by botsman2005:
The nineteenth-century ants also loved experiments. One day, they drank Sir John Labbock and threw him into the water because he was not from their colony.

I have a cat and a cat. The cat fuck the cat, the cat gives birth, the kittens in a couple of months. The cat always has fresh milk. It feels like he is throwing a cat only for milk, because it is very difficult to cut it off from the tail!

Mom works in the institute, some time on Saturday the whole group was late to her for a lecture, only two came in time, a boy and a girl, mother came into anger, and let her teeth talk, a girl let us tell how she yesterday went to her grandmother with grandmother, with whom there is also a grandmother.Sit and says, silence, all, my self-esteem broke down, after I learned that my 89-year-old grandmother recently had a boyfriend!!Every night she asks the housekeepers where her pencil is, then turns red and goes for a walk with it!I don’t even have a guy in my 19s!!There, the mother thoughtfully said so that she would not be upset, cry, wait for you to cry, you only have to wait for 70 years.

If a woman is wrong, a man should apologize.
Man 2:... and send the fuck!
Man 3: But about yourself.

I sit, I watch on the channel "Russia 1" broadcast about the Kuril Islands. The Prodigy: Invaders Must Die :D