XXX: Once I was arranged for work, I was asked:
Do you have computer skills?
Programming under Linux.
Do you know how to work in Word's?? to

There is nothing better in the world than filling a cigarette with grass.
[Y]: There is nothing better in the world than seeing Daddy’s cassette, let it be covered with vinny puha, I know that inside the porn :D

The people who write "anti-UG" here on the BORE remind me of a remarkable phrase:
"I can't sleep - someone else is wrong on the Internet" :-)))

Today, while sweating, his wife cut off the light in the toilet. The first thought - without changing the band and speed of movement, wait until the effect of blindness passes.

I didn't immediately understand that if a girl writes in a dating questionnaire "some kind of", that means - "black"!

What kind of star am I? A little bit (link to photo)
On Betelgeuse –

Yekaterinburg is great! We have deprived a united Russia of 2/3 of the votes in the Duma, learning, Russia, how to choose!

I am not an admin and my cat is the most ordinary. A small black cat. He is now lying down after a bunch of injections. What happened to him, the doctor does not know. Wish us miraculous healing and we will fight with other doctors for his life.

I will tell you a story from my student life. Unfortunate students of technical universities mostly study such a subject as a copromate (sold copromate - marry). A horrible thing. And the entity, or more precisely the prep, was not given me at all. Prepod was a man of life, but he was terribly strict about his subject. And here came the exam, and I knowing that I will not give up anyway from the first time, I decided - yes and well, his nafig) I generally appeared at 9-00 in a rather stinking condition for the exam in a suit, lacquered shoes, etc. The groups laughed. I boldly entered the auditorium, sat down on the chair of the surrender, laid a note and, trying to speak clearly, said: "Sorry, please, I did not endure and married yesterday." The teacher whispered 10 minutes. I was happy with the three.)

The right things to buy in the store. Yesterday I found a wonderful check - someone bought vodka and liver.

XXX: the report made... hell... I don’t know what the teaching name is
XXX: 4th semester what teaches, and who teaches - unknown
YYY: OO
YYY: The original
YYY: write "for you"

I created a monster!
Xxx: A couple of months ago I put her Ubuntu
A month later, she saw a console on her desk with something coming together.
XHH: Two months later she came, and she already has a genta
XHH: Pristly looking at my notebook with Ubuntu.
XX: I am afraid of her.

Alexis (22:46:53 14/03/2010)
Good day.

Necooni (22:47:27 14/03/2010)
And who are you? ;)
Alexis (22:47:48 14/03/2010)
My name is Leia. Let us meet?
Necooni (22:48:04 14/03/2010)
Is it worth it? ?
Alexis (22:49:06 14/03/2010)
Of course is worth. Still as it stands. As now, he never stood.

The Georgian!! If Russia needed the Transcaucasia, it would be Russian!!! And not Georgia first, but Azerbaijan with its oil!!! And Georgia as an untouchable Joe - ON THE WHO NEEDS IT!!! to
Z is. I wonder what they’re wearing in cravates in Georgia!!! to

We went with a friend to a sushi bar for coffee. We did not plan this, so we had 140p in our pockets for two. A dozen little things. Coffee costs 70 rubles, but when we already ordered it, it turned out that we would have to shed another 10 rubles. for the milk. It is not convenient to put something in the account...
When they were about to leave, the waitress brought the bill and, to my surprise, there was a note with her phone)) I didn't think long, put 140p. And in a note he replied: "Coins - to return".)
I heard the laughter of the waitress.)

Minister of Finance Kudrin announced the deficit of the federal budget of Russia
last year amounted to about 1.7 trillion rubles, and this amount will
Replacement of the Reserve Fund.
According to the magazine "Finance", the wealth of the eight richest
people of Russia for the same year 2009 increased as follows: Lisin - 343
Prokhorov - 126, Abramovich - 106, Kerimov - 219, Friedman -
254, Deripaska – 273, Usmanov – 243, Alekperov – 99 1 trillion 663
billion rubles, that is, the amount equal to the deficit of the Russian budget.
Without any comments.

Rusty_Bird: A week ago I bought a kamasutra, I wanted to please my wife. Now, instead of the prelude, we have a 10-minute stretch X_X

Here is my Berger!
yyy: Given the fact that the "berloga" is on the 9th floor, and the elevator is not working, it is rather a nest.

It is bad (

Drinking tea with her sister, she dropped a piece of chocolate cake on her jeans. I laughed at it so much that I broke the rubber on my pants (((

Fuck the fuck! fuck the fuck! I think I killed the bird!! to
Xhhh: poured on the just melting window of the bread, the blueberries came, and then from somewhere on top was fucking a layer of snow and all the dares(((
What kind of person am I? (