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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110735
 15.03.2015
As a child, I drove to relatives who had their own store in the house, where the most popular product was lotion. And I, a naive child, thought that the people in the village were just taking too much care of themselves.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110734
 15.03.2015
Everyone #la me remembered it is worth the current leg to break... call and scream, call and scream... the shashchilies are called virgins...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110733
 15.03.2015
1:45 at night
I drink tea.
Why not eat after 6?
I do not eat, I drink.
An empty tea?
No, with a cake. And at all. You can’t eat after six. After 1 p.m. you can

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110732
 15.03.2015
I ask:
The debut with the android had an advantage and he won the polaroid with the schizoid.

Was he awarded a war medal?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110731
 15.03.2015
Learn something can be done by someone who has done it. of logic?

People who teach life. Live your life to the end, right?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110730
 15.03.2015
Contraception has always been very difficult. Only in the 60s of the last century were invented reliable hormonal agents (but gave a lot of side effects). Before that, all intestinal condoms, cervix caps and herbal remedies were VERY unreliable. You could not cause miscarriage, but easily poison yourself. In Russia, the grandmothers took the guilty virgins to the bath, where they washed up to exhaustion, but again, it did not help everyone. In addition, for a certain period of time, the uterus is inert to external influences. It is now possible for a woman to work, plan a career and have children. Therefore, the men and raised.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110729
 15.03.2015

OOOU :

Hi to.

As a matter.

Listen to,

We have here

affairs have been

small ones

Can you help the little one?

Lots of time

will not take.

My phone fell from the vibration from the table. Write one paragraph. The Majakov fucking.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110728
 15.03.2015
I love to cook. On one cooking publication why in the comments to the dish involved in the eternal dispute "olive oil rolls, and sunflower for lochs". Actually, he proved the opposite. I’d better not do that. The girls quickly explained to me that in addition to being a gondon and a fool, the olive oil:
- better "heating temperature"
- "time of boiling" above!
Here is. And by the term “heating temperature” they operated freely and constantly. Olive oil is useful and sunflower is harmful. My brain will never be the same.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110727
 15.03.2015
The question is, if a healthy person is taken to the top of the Mount Everest with food and water, and after a week, will it be okay?

Yyy: Due to the specific climate on Mount Everest, this person’s body will not be damaged at all.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №110726
 15.03.2015
20:02:53 [murrik] for [xxx] I hate you
20:03:32 [xxx] for [murrik]: go to the doctor
20:04:13 [murrik] for [xxx]: I explained everything to them, now you are angry with them

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110725
 15.03.2015
Understood the charm of high temperatures: When a cat comes to you to warm up, it is cold!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110724
 15.03.2015
to this joke.
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And Alexander Macedonian, apparently, was also a Russian.
and----
Alexander is called only in our tradition. And in life his name was "Iskander".
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And what, excellent ancient Greek name-"Iskander" :)
The Muslims changed its name to Iskander.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110723
 15.03.2015
Tags: about horses
My previous ex had a very interesting form of the skull from an anthropologist’s point of view.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110722
 15.03.2015
One young man with whom I had a serious relationship (even I was going to go to the ZAGS) became an ex when he asked “Did you fuck with your brother when you were a child?” and when I made my square eyes, he said “What if I had a sister, I would have it!”

Our town is small, everyone knows each other through a maximum of two hands. And when his wife (my classmate's sister) tells me how my husband demands to have a daughter in addition to two sons, I'm somehow uncomfortable. Maybe I and Hank.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110721
 15.03.2015
My parents come to the store and ask me what to buy. Please buy cheese from a certain company because "they are delicious, infection!" Mom is outraged: "Who says that! You are a philosopher! Take a look at the basement!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110720
 15.03.2015
"And yet she turns," said the Russian language teacher Mariwanna and put Lenocke a pair of behavior.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №110719
 15.03.2015
Grandma accidentally read her grandson's concepts on physics and now believes that the pipes in the sorting flow because of the laws of hydrodynamics, in the apartment it is cold because of the error in the thermodynamic calculation of the heat exchanger, the rate of the ruble will jump because of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, and the prostitute - Maria Curie.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110718
 15.03.2015
I add :

At one time, cousins even married.

This is how great empirical statistics have been accumulated, according to which marrying cousins is not forbidden, but not recommended. This is written in the school textbook of biology.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110717
 15.03.2015
A child speaking on the phone:
In order to remove something unnecessary, we need to pump something unnecessary, and we have no memory.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110716
 15.03.2015
The debut with the android had an advantage and he won the polaroid with the schizoid.

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