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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15928
 15.04.2009
<dk> It doesn’t force me to anything!!!! She didn’t even ask me for anything½!!!! to
<kanato> How did you manage to accidentally type the symbol ½?? to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15927
 15.04.2009
Take the aska out of the car! Seven friends have invited you to go on Friday night. I was tired of explaining to them that it was not Asya, but Hope Sergeevna =(
by Mama.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15926
 15.04.2009
About food in the hotel:
Very delicious meat - pork, beef, fried chicken, friendly waiters.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15925
 15.04.2009
I sit with the director in the neighboring offices, and the toilet in front of the hallway (one cabin). I leave the server - at the same time the director leaves. They looked around and, without speaking, ran to the door of the toilet. He won, and, blocking the door behind him, he laughed at the satanic whisper... I think now to him as an unchangeable screensaver to install a writing boy...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №15924
 15.04.2009
XXX is
By the way, such swords are already being invented by scientists in our secret institutions for our cavalry. Serious people told me that Cavellia will soon go back to us and develop again. Already our Cossacks are being prepared to mean reviving the cavalry. They will be armed with light swords. As well as light spikes are already being constructed. Not so straightforward everything. Now you just can’t stop the attack on the slope. Sweaters will not be easy either. They are reinforced by force field instruments. As before there was armor of the knights of ancient times on them and on their rocks, so and now, but the force field on our knights will be dressed. All have light sables (helmets will also be but made of "kevlar" (this material is such a new super-strength).
And here, when all this horse lava paperet on the pedos, I fear they will not laugh...

YYYY

Me and me! Leave me off!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15923
 15.04.2009
Nud: I came to the drug dispenser to make a driving license for the commission. The doctor says close your eyes, pull out your tongue. He asks where I need a certificate. Well, I don’t open my eyes and don’t squeeze my tongue – it’s faster. I got a certificate :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15922
 15.04.2009
We got somehow with a friend, free tickets to the circus for the New Year's children's program. A friend bought us beer and chips at the circus, for which I mocked her for the first 10 minutes until the incident happened. In the arena came out to perform a girl with rings and in the room she was to dress up, removing the pants and jacket. At the same time, she turned on her arms and turned around her axis. And so around, she stayed in a swimsuit, and trusting, became a face to us. And then a small 5-year-old child, sitting on his mother's arms, the girl, in the whole voice said: "And the breasts are small!!!" And the guy sitting next to him turned around and said, no less loudly: “I’t have been in your place.” The girl’s mother was red. So our beer on the children's program was - flowers.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15921
 15.04.2009
Pavlik is a majooohor! Black bread is not student food.
2: Yes, I took it clean.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15920
 15.04.2009
Irina Bielin: Kirill, do you want something to compensate for that mistake?
Connected to: wash
Is it for you or your director?
Connection: We are not
Connect: Although, in light of your last post, I will still think about it, Irina :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15919
 15.04.2009
********* (23:51:59 13/04/2009)
How can you please a man???? to

Ryan (23:52:29 13/04/2009)
Go on the fuck, cat.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15918
 15.04.2009
Does anyone know that there are other people in Somalia besides pirates?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15917
 15.04.2009
monk (10:17:49 9/04/2009)
You are added

kan-ty (10:18:32 9/04/2009)
Who is it?? to

monks (15:20:30 10/04/2009)
Offline message (10.04.2009 7:47:58)
Are you on Ruslan Pear?

kan-ty (15:21:13 10/04/2009)
What??? to

monks (14:04:28 12/04/2009)
Offline message (10.04.2009 19:18:44)
Do you know the 29th?

kan-ty (14:08:09 12/04/2009)
Listening to Gandalf, you would at least give me an info!!!! to

monk (18:37:02 13/04/2009)
Offline message (13.04.2009 10:28:32)
Hear the bull, you would follow the bazar! I see you crack! Want to get a shit? That is not a question!

kan-ty (18:40:29 13/04/2009)
That fucking fucking hide me!!I finished 29 school in 65 and I know only one Ruslan from there and he has long thrown the ends....because I did not watch the bazar!!!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №15916
 15.04.2009
Q: What kind of evil are you?
I wanted sex, I wanted sex, and I didn’t.
Do you voluntarily give up sex?! to
I fuck her every day.
Every day!! every day! No, you weren’t robbed, you weren’t robbed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15915
 15.04.2009
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scaffandr (15:05:31 11/04/2009)
This, in short, a packet of potatoes, long forgotten on anthrosole spring felt)Grow, stucco, 30-cm white-blue processes)))
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Expedition 3, at the main contact center. They turned and pretended to be potatoes. How a man was frightened! All the space department. But be more careful in the future. End of communication.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15914
 15.04.2009
<Homa> He wrote a test in administrative law.
Administrative arrest may not be applied to:
Masters of sport in boxing

I could not read further...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15913
 15.04.2009
Andrei and I were acquainted when I was a student. And with the apple.
And a friend told me, worked in the mentorship of such an uncle by the name of Chobla. It was funny when he was called and he was shooting the trumpet, imagining it was appropriate...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15912
 15.04.2009
Waiting
Take 25 ml of turmeric juice and 25 ml of water or potato juice, mix and drink for the night. The course of treatment is 2 weeks. It has a disgust for tobacco.

Waiting
... and to life

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15911
 15.04.2009
From Yandex:
There are 75 million pages.
Putin has found 74 million pages
It is almost, it is soon :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15910
 15.04.2009
Previously they wanted us, but we did not give, and now we would be happy and no one needed us.

This is exhausting, dear.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15909
 15.04.2009
X is:
Our country is wonderful.
and :
In the plan?
X is:
Here is exactly

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