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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112137
 15.04.2015
Dance school lessons for parents.
The question is another - what kind of paedobirst used to look at children and who was so excited that he initiated a criminal case?
And the main question is: is it all so crazy?
There was a suitable style for girls with large and beautiful lower 90+, and now because of the protest will run out of the costly girls and the direction will be like the male horn in Russia ((
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Because political prostitutes are ready for anything, only to be voted for them. And the dumb, complicated and lazy housewives are a weak layer of the electorate. We tell them, “Your sons grow up to be lazy and aggressive fools because of the violent computer games, and your daughters grow up to be stupid because of the disgraceful dances. Your example has nothing to do with this. Here you choose us, we will ban everything - and it will be right away. No-no, who says that you had to raise your ass from the couch and engage in children - lies, " - and here is a few seats at the elections they have in their pocket, you can join the feeder. By the way, the size of the ass of the dancers here in general has nothing to do with, in the extreme case you can find a child psychologist who interprets the tails of cats on the picture like penises. There was a precedent.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №112136
 15.04.2015
xxx (technologist of large printing):
In the warehouse, the guys couldn’t understand how about the paper, went to understand (naturally, before that looked stupidly in the billboard). This is the new threshold. Well, I smartly looked at the sheet, ponyxal, bit a piece and spoke the name. The effect is amazing :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112135
 15.04.2015
Dmitry: bought a pink pamela - a delicious spot!
Shut up silence...
Dmitry: Loop... Loop...

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112134
 15.04.2015
Loki and Chekins.
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Here you laugh and I was lucky in my time to have a really "modern" armor. Cologne to be more precise. 20th century. I missed a little from the beginning. If somebody ever excavates this miracle (and it does not rust), he will confidently say that it is impossible to cut or cut it in principle. And something there about the miracle of the ancestors able to fight in the armor of such weight..In general, our reputation I secured :)
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The clot of the sports sword (with the "button") removed perforates the clot rolled into a roll.
But it’s all shit because I’ve got a hammer that’s fucking on your clothes.
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As a beacon, I will notice that the armoured ends (a heavy arrow, a 60-pound bow laminate) are also up to the candle.
and ==
The fighting hammer, as well as the cwayhander, was afraid that the hammer would not break through. No one cancelled the impact.

At the moment there are tanks and carpet bombing. Tactical nuclear weapons, of course. and c)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112133
 15.04.2015
So that he did not pay for the apartment, he lived with her, and as he operated, washed himself together with the dishwasher.
All his other blessings seem too flowery to be true.
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Previously, the gentlemen with the maidens fled, and now - with the washers... Ah... ))))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №112132
 15.04.2015
The Physical Culture:

Drunk is also physical culture, so let's drunk publicly, and we will teach children from 12 years old!
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The absurdity of different situations begins here. Comparisons of incomparable things, hypertrophication and shaking of sabies. It ends, not seldom, in a form of stupidity.

P.S What about 12 year old kids? Is this your sick topic? Latent attraction (who is hurt about what, who is talking about it)?

If you are to the ‘toms’ and ‘tams’ then the so-called ‘children’ there are significantly older. And the savage itself is not worth an eaten egg and discussion at all. A dancing circle from Zažopinsk was shaking and shaking at a local performance, and joking with them. Unfortunately, there is a problem, but this is a subject of purely abstract discussion, on the subject of art in general and dancing in particular.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112131
 15.04.2015
Looking at the topic of wrong bees, pedophiles and homosexuals, I recall how in school from 8th to 11th grade on all sorts of scenes and bars I participated in scenes where I had to dress up in female and wear cosmetics, how I am glad that then nobody thought of anything to accuse me or think that I had a kind of deviation.
Ordinary heterosexual guy, 24 years old
P.S He did it voluntarily and forcibly.
P. P. S And given that I had a visible beard in 11th grade, I am very glad that Conchita Wurst did not perform earlier)))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №112130
 15.04.2015
Name the objects created by science without which man would die immediately? Everything created by science is only for someone to become richer and manage the cattle. A lot is based on faith (not religion). There are Aborigines who have lived for thousands of years and have not seen science at all. There is money you can do all kinds of bad things, will fail, to the clinic, the liver, the heart will be transplanted.
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Organ transplantation is a science. Treatment of infectious diseases too (Every type of typhus with tetanus people are well tainted). The development of medicine is a science!
By the way, some have a cardiostimulator to pull out, so ONLY and...
If the light with heating (every power plant, nuclear power plant and other wind turbines) cut off in the winter, it will be very unpleasant in a big city. Transport, navigation, communications and the possibility to write HUAITU on the Internet!!! All this has been done by science!
To build a dam with dams, without science can not do - the narrow engineers are not familiar with material science as they play. Computers would not exist without physics (half-conductors, tunneling), a normal number of German without selection, agrochemistry and biology. We are only at the beginning of the journey! They just started developing! As long as we are foolish, any stone larger than that can crash out of space. The work is an untouched end, and the Orthodox are still trying to hinder it. Fuck to you!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112129
 15.04.2015
Shake up, shake up, shake up, shake up and shake up.
And the fact that every change under the windows of residential houses gathers schoolgirls, smokes and mothers, is it normal? I think this is a much more urgent problem. So that.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112128
 15.04.2015
Talk about the cemetery.
Celebrate the day with a friend. He lives next to the cemetery. We ordered a taxi, came, went to another cemetery, there was a coffee shop. There are few people who know, we say the cemetery Memorial. Back ordering a taxi comes the same man, say, and now to the Tekutievskaya cemetery. The driver decided to ask "Do you have what Shabash?"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112127
 15.04.2015
In Russia, individuals should only have rubles.
YYY: And for the second ruble - immediately to the wall with all the native!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112126
 15.04.2015
Explain it to me, Debbie.
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Question 1, Options of Answer:
1st "Our own man", covering a modest hatchback. Pay for loyalty.
2nd "The man hired by the goat of indulgence". They pay for tranquilization, then the bill is lost and a person is taken away from the apartment for lack. One head of the factory of ZBI so 7 chamber directors in a year.
Three "The Son of the Boss" They actually pay the boss.
4 is "Human profit is not related to a computer". Let’s say that one person is paid for a strong liver to negotiate.

A task with a star.
As the most acclaimed specialist with a degree and a pack of grades in the hand thickness - I did not get one job, because. On the question "For which football team you suffer" he said that for no one. I lowered my eyes and saw a picture of "Zenit" with an autograph. Social skills are often more important than technical skills for changing jobs.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112125
 15.04.2015
And now tell us, dear expert, who and why danced the belly dance?
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Have you tried the relevant literature to google-look, and not communicate your erotic fantasies from under the anonymity?
I'll tell you: it was danced (mostly women, but also men) to heal and maintain physical shape. The girls were trained to the branch, which developed the necessary muscle groups in childbirth and adjusted the respiratory system (and Eastern women had to give birth before bleeding from a fairly young age).
That popularized "Eastern dance" that you are taunted by snorting Gypsies arose only in the nineteenth century and not in the east, but in the European cabaret, when it was in fashion STYLIZATION under Eastern culture.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112124
 15.04.2015
I see the dilettant. Don’t add data to theory. Scientists were both in the 18th century and in the 19th century they were also confident in their research and what we now see is that they were mistaken. When they say that scientists know everything, they exemplify the image of God, such as the only true statement and not subject to discussion, religion also does so. DNA was discovered in 1868, and its role was discovered only in 1952. For almost a hundred years, scientists have thought, adapted all facts to their theory.
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When religion produces at least half of what science produces, then you will say that science is wrong and doesn’t work. Because there is no other criterion than practice for a person to take simply from nowhere.
Science can make mistakes, but it can correct its mistakes. Religion cannot fight with its mistakes. Even if God exists, religion is the result of human activity. People are typically mistaken.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112123
 15.04.2015
I sit and do English.
YYY: O_O
yyy: London from Web Capital of Great Britain
XXX: approximately yes
XXX: Only the agreement of times
yyy: London Hades Always Bin Wae, Capital of Great Britain
yyy: hasz *
XXX: Heads can also
xxx: But it will come out something like “London has always been the capital of Great Britain, but then it has been scattered.”

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112122
 15.04.2015
The Moralists...
And you know that shaking your ass is very beneficial for women’s health, as are moderate physical stresses and stretching. Some, of course, go to striptease and belly dance to comfort an impotent husband, but in general it is fun and useful. And trembling perverted will also be on the recording of the lesson of physical education in girls.
Per it is not necessary to chase girls and their teachers, but to deal with those who put it out for trembling?
Is it forbidden to drink under the age of 18? Shake the poppy - can excite a man - become a prostitute. This logg chain can lead to a complete ban on any manifestation of femininity, for example: there is a pop - it can shake - on the list.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112121
 15.04.2015
In the Beekeeper:

A man comes to a psychiatrist for a reception.
"What are we complaining about?" "You understand, doctor, I’m okay, but the boss sent you in order. Just wherever I look – pornography is everywhere and it annoys me". - "Let’s look at it"
Showing the man a black square: "What is it?" - "Room". - "What is in the room?" - "People will..."
It shows him a triangle: "What is it?" - "Square". - "What is in the tent?" - "People fuck..."
He shows him the ball: "What is it?" - "Fat woman". - "And what does she do?" - "self-satisfied..."
Psychiatrist: "Yes-a-a, young man, you need to be treated..."
Man: "No, doctor, you need to be treated, all of me some kind of pornographic images!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112120
 15.04.2015
This is:

Tell the atheists! Where did the bees come from?
Covered seed plants appeared much later than insects... From what fool there were plants that can be reproduced by insects... If there were no insects carrying pollen?
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Have you ever heard of wind pollination (anemophilia)?
And why should insects in the initial stage of evolution just accidentally not pollinate plants, say, when they crawl on them, etc.? And then, due to natural selection, those plants that were attractive to pollinating insects survived - had nectar, etc. Insects have a new source of food. This is so parallel and adapted...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112119
 15.04.2015
A: I like everything at the moment, except the little bit of the kind of unpleasant dining :)
A: Are you not going to switch to two apples a day? and ;)
Two apples a day is too much. I have enough, but definitely with meat and pasta.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112118
 15.04.2015
by miledy_katarin

I suddenly have been six months as "mama Katya". This position is functionally similar to a mother, a older sister, a superhero woman (who can fix EVERYTHING) and the Catholic Church.
Mother of Katya! I poured coffee on her head.
Was it easier?
and yes.
It is wonderful! Go in peace, my daughter, I forgive you this sin.

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