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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113429
 15.05.2015
XXX: No marketer can resist a man with a list!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113428
 15.05.2015
The pioneers of stereo recording. Under the photo is the signature: "Alan Blumlein, the first man with two ears".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113427
 15.05.2015
I’m silent about sex education classes in Germany.

You say it as if it was something bad.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113426
 15.05.2015
Sergey: Memories of you, Ruslan, like me.
I am not Ruslan!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №113425
 15.05.2015
On YouTube comment on the fake about sending the Tyumen zecks to fight in Donbas:

Gusev Alexander: A gang from Amur arrived in Odessa.

Zheka: There were urki shuleraya in the gang.

Alexander Ilyushin: The gang was engaged in dark affairs,

Kalinin Ruslan: The combat actions led.

Kalinin Ruslan: This gang was ruled by a personally evil Putin.
He cannot live without war.
But in the footsteps of the gang from Amur himself
The boys came from SBA.

Kalinin Ruslan: There were five storms in this gang.
Seven Romanians and Romanians.
The gang travelled on rotten armor.
It scared the Ukrainian Crimea.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113424
 15.05.2015
There are women they do not leave. They run away from them. by night. In some slides.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №113423
 15.05.2015
A 6-year-old girl is watching the parade with her dad on May 9 on the Red Square.
Why are there two flags?
The first is the national flag of our country, Russia.
And the second?
This is the flag of victory. He was placed on the roof of the Reichstag in Berlin in 1945.
Why did they remove? Let him hang.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113422
 15.05.2015
Now, after the earthquake has lowered Mount Everest by two centimeters, there will be people who will say, “Well, we have conquered another, high Mount Everest.”

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113421
 15.05.2015
They borrowed shit with their zombie apocalypse. In ancient times, people burned the dead and no zombies were afraid. And now some people are doing it. So it is immediately clear where people will survive. As the ashes, he can't walk and eat his brains or flesh for nothing.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113420
 15.05.2015
More than
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...Periodically ordinary people there win courts both at large corporations and at the state. Is this often happening in Russia?
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periodically, a lawyer, polishing materials, can easily take the case without taking a copy of the client, until he wins the trial. The delayed is divided in percentages, up to 50/50, depending on the complexity. Or without money at all, for the sake of prestige in the resonant business, for the sake of a portfolio. In criminal proceedings, the court may appoint a defendant who does not have his lawyer, generally any passing lawyer, whether he is at least three times Padova. He will work for the state. And to blast the interests of the client, rather than to conspire with the prosecutor behind the back of the defendant.
and in Russia, the consultation of a lawyer, consisting of listening to the situation and answering "I will not take this case", is already paid by the client - "time is spent!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №113419
 15.05.2015
Bk: He is a universal employee.
Bk: He doesn’t understand anything.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113418
 15.05.2015
by 17258
Abstinence from sushi
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Some people do not have fun at the cafe, but work or study all day and can't eat anywhere else.

But in general, you are right, I am also affected by these "midias" in a expensive restaurant, although lean food used to mean not so much vegetarian as simple - it was assumed that a person would not spend on excesses and sacrifice more money to the needy. It is not that instead of cheap peelings will start to turn red caviar with greenhouse strawberries, and then passively declare to acquaintances "Oh, I post in such a piece of straw!"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113417
 15.05.2015
She wants to wash her white shirt.
I tell her:
- See what else is in the light tank, and put it in the machine too.
If it is black and white, can it be used?
More black or white?

Pause for 5 minutes, then shouts out of the bathroom:
It has 91 white stripes and 88 black stripes, so the light is suitable!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №113416
 15.05.2015
Okay to you! Excellent color of hair. You can tell everyone you’re a punk.
With this color of hair I can only say: "Multipassport".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113415
 15.05.2015
Remember the old school. to this:

Somewhere I read that a vacuum cleaner can dry your eyes. I myself like to experiment, well, and decided to check) the eye on the spot only around the finjal)

Don’t even think of putting a teaspoon in the USB. Just don’t have to do it.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №113414
 15.05.2015
Much in life depends on human relationships. ...and so we live. What do you do with people, with yourself, and they with you.
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Let us go back to the originals. The chief was deaf, violating the laws, expelled the subordinate in the weekend for a demonstration. What should a subordinate have to do with such a boss? The human? No-no...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113413
 15.05.2015
xxx: Your question, I understand so, provocative and bullying, virtually does not need an answer. But since the topic is mine, I will fully conduct the provocation and answer in detail.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113412
 15.05.2015
Comments on “16 Bright Refrigerators Will Help Eat With Appetite”
1st The refrigerator should be black and dull, so that you do not want to look into it again. It would be good if he beat the current. Autoblocker for the night. And that every time he closed the door, he would say with a deaf electronic voice: go out of here, fat creature, then do not forget to look in the mirror.
2nd In refrigerators, as well as in humans, the rich inner world is more important than the appearance.
Three and ah. As you look at the prices, all the appetite disappears.

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