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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141318
 15.05.2017
Meanwhile, my wife and I discussed the future of the Russian language. By analogy with English, the Russian of the future is one that is international. This is the Russian version in which Abkhazians communicate with Tajiks.
xxx: this quite coincides with the philologists, for example, that the concept of gender from the language will go away (that is, only one that is now male will remain)
XXX: Red Potatoes
XXX: That is all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141317
 15.05.2017
Antony: About the Restoration - read and laughed: nothing there has changed in three years!
And three years ago I went there just before the May holidays to change the powder on the drive.Change - I went to the country.Three days at the country. Absolutely accidentally pumping the wheel paid attention to the pollinator - and I can't believe my eyes - how it was torn and so it remained. I call the restaurant, they say come. I came up on the lift - and I see that the pollen they changed - only on another drive - where the normal was standing!They call - the mechanic who changed - and he in response : the receiver told me to change the left - I changed.....

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141316
 15.05.2017
I loved books, drinks and women.
He did not ask for more from God.
Now my age has decreased.
There is no power for books anymore.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141315
 15.05.2017
I live in a small town, local television like home video, all places to the pain are familiar, key people who are interviewed - or my acquaintances or off-site acquaintances, reports - about the installation of a new bench or 20-minute videos about the launch of heating. I am afraid that if I leave here, they will notice and record the whole show about it.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №141314
 15.05.2017
/Children will help not kill the eyes with tablets and readers, mil-man/bla-bla

No, do not get away from the topic. Tell us how the purchase of the re-release of a book, which in the 80s and 65s was an ordinary book on paper slightly better than a newspaper, with offset printing, black and white illustrations and the most ordinary price, and now broken down into two large, on painted paper, with the apseil of the same pictures, but twice the thinner and the total price approaching the carpenter, will help the writer to write even more masterpieces, especially when at the time of re-release he is dead 12 years. Soviet children's books were paid to the authors in Soviet times at the prices of the time, but the prices are sharply higher than for a bunch of adult literature written by living authors, and from what intersection now you need to feed the publisher for the printing of copepast with black iceberg, I don't really understand. Publishers chorned, books filled with paper rubbish on completely horse prices, and electronic books have become a logical alternative for those who do not want to contain a hord of parasites.About damaging the eye with a tablet is quite funny, that is, as long as the student is watching the phone and tablet all day sitting on the sites, everything is normal, but it is worth to start reading, and immediately the doll urgently need a book with fonts like "for the smallest", not the glasses will leak.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141313
 15.05.2017
Chat of Sisadmin. The WannaCry virus.
xxx: There is an info that Russian mail cards were not affected by the virus
YYY: Have they not yet arrived?
8 They Have Lunch

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141312
 15.05.2017
I personally knew a man who watched Indian movies only for the sake of dances and songs.

There are millions of such in India.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141311
 15.05.2017
This

The real argument of electronics is only one - pirates are easier to steal, even with a scanner for a long time to enter into a sinful relationship does not have to. Here the thief and the short-sighted lovers of the hole and promote all kinds of aggressive "why to go to the Caruso - it and drunk Izza drinks, and who walks - they are simply out-and-out" They are also crushed in parallel, as literature has rolled - in the latter-day song everything looks dumber than it really is.

Well, let’s tell how the purchase of re-publishments of children’s books written in Soviet times helps writers to create masterpieces. 450 rubles for a thin book, in which nothing original appeared, and if the Soviet book was thick, then crushing it into 2-3 books with a similar price is normal? Purchased as a gift re-release of the "School universe" Korshunov in the online store with delivery to the point of self-export remained in full confidence that the robbers are on the other side of the book.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141310
 15.05.2017
The District Court.
That is, a state body.
In general, the existing taxes.
Balbes with the smartphone judges. Probably all bribery, thieves, murderers and rapists have already been punished.
He opposed himself to society, thereby expressing clear disrespect for society, insulting the religious feelings of believers, because he violated historically established rules of conduct, internal rules and establishments of religious organizations preaching Christianity and Islam.
And that according to the constitution, the state secular and internal rules and establishments of religious organizations should not affect it at all - it does not offend anyone?
The sentence is three and a half years conditionally. not imprisoned. not cut out. I was just doing hernias.
not funny.

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