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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81491
 15.05.2013
From the discussion of the series "Ludmila"
Arrived at Zidane! Vysotsky, Anna Herman, Harlamov have already been captured... Hu nekst?
Thank you for not playing it. :)
thank you!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81490
 15.05.2013
SERG: They are given. Give the people a course... Nuclear explosions. Protection of devices from electromagnetic impulses. Warm up yours!
It is humorous 😉
You are a former rocker. What do you really think, which substance to protect?

Max: As a former rocket driver, I’ll reveal a secret to you. What kind of shit. In the epicenter of a kiloton explosion, the device will evaporate without any EMI.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №81489
 15.05.2013
Wifi is difficult to set up.
He – No
It means I can make it myself?
He is not)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81488
 15.05.2013
I study in an American universe. He once explained to Americans that the Russians do not drink diluted: they do not put ice in soda, vodka is not diluted. And he added, “That’s how you drink coffee with cognac?” Do you make coffee in the coffee maker and add a little cognac? Well yes. But in Russia, they take a turquoise, pour a glass of cognac there, bring it to boiling and make coffee. In the cognac.

I believe, and where are they going? The rest of the Russians are not really diluted. We had to prepare for them "coffee with cognac in Russian" and drink them. By the way, delicious!

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