And also the paste that the neighbor's dentist recommended - Crest.
tooth
It tastes like propolis + validol + mint.
If you think that medicines should be tasteless, then it should resurrect the dead :)

Who wants to go ride on Saturday?
yyy: I will leave ((
ZZZ: Where are you going?
YYY: On the Day
Zzzz: Oh the shuffles?
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xxx: you understand, guys, no matter what profession or vocation a person is... I do not recognize the division of positions at all. Whether you’re a programmer, game designer or tester, it doesn’t matter, the main thing is not a fucking marketer.

Try it on the shore, for example.
from the HSS, past the Kremlin and
To the bridge... bla, bla, bla...

In such situations, I hide the straw in a packet and bring it to the urn even if it is in a mile. And the pigs at least all around the urns must be put - one harp where they will get.

The first Christians were Russians.
YYY: Well you have swallowed. The apostles were Russians.
Of course the Russians! The names are Thomas, Peter, Andrei.

And all, no excessive body movements he does not need - his soldiers will leave. With all of the methods listed, and not only them. This is called "education through collective".
This is the same thing....

Therefore, we need people with the mentality of "school shooters". When the “collective” will know that the “burned” will take a knife the next night and cut their throats in a dream, the number of “teachers” will dramatically decrease. Well, while you are comfortable and pleasant in the hierarchy of pahan - six - cock... live in it and don't complain.

After the weekend, she shares her wedding impressions:
Thanks to Tamade, the wedding was unforgettable! Tamada (a aunt aged 40-45) invited only men for the first three competitions. During the competitions, the men had to move their hips - such as striptease, press, etc. After the fourth contest, Tamada got drunk and tried to fuck the winners of previous competitions.

by tuchkatuchka:
Remember the joke that in the ideal male world, no phone call lasts longer than 30 seconds?
Yesterday I received a letter from the ideal woman’s world. Approximately this:

I: Simple text
I: Simple text
I: Simple text

He: I understand you, I am wrong.

I wanted to give my child-free voice in a joke about the clowns caring for the children, and I remembered that not later than this morning on a walk I told my tailmasic:
We will go around the bushes with you, there are the alkas, and we will not go to that yard, there are the evil Yorkers.
And what am I better?
P.S By the way, if on the forum of dogs to replace, let's say, "my Baikal" on "my Petenka" - fuck you will distinguish from ovulatory

XXX: I choose the Linux distribution. So far no one likes it.
YYY: What prevents you from doing your own?
xxx: I want to get acquainted with Linux, not get rid of it.

On the weekend we rested in the forest. I, twins Katya and Andrei at 6 years old and our grandmother.
Katya has not taken a pilot since May 9, so she liked it.
A couple of years past 55.
Why is this girl in the pilot and the boy is not? A boy who doesn’t want to serve in the army. What is he??? Give me a white ticket?! to
I: :facepalm: :facepalm:
I want to be a builder!
There are building troops too!
Katya is yes. They fight with bricks.

:D :D :D
I still imagine this army that strikes enemies with bricks and pouches concrete. Construction is a force.

I wanted to get in the office to the type 63:0, hang those mice for the tails for the fan. The author did not leave the coordinates. And in vain. Black is not black, such a chance is missed.

xxx: Gnome is made for users
Yyy: It’s not difficult, the developers probably know them all by name.

“Everyone who has listened to Mikhalkov announcing the stations in the Moscow metro will receive a bill at the end of the month.
Those who did not listen to Mikhalkov announcing the stations in the Moscow metro will also receive a bill at the end of the month. Probably those who listened told them.

c) is

I was in Germany, and so it was tired there - neither to throw the straw, neither to spit on the asphalt, neither to drink beer... boredom! I thought she was joking, Anna didn’t.

Drinking on the street. You need to drink in special facilities, oh.
To throw or spit, if it were my will, like a cat, my nose would tick. Plunged - right away you nose into your food, to drive on the asphalt there and here.
You are used to scratching everywhere, scratches... Spit at home and throw the smoke around the corners.

I listen to the news while driving. The story is about a girl who can reach her eyes with her tongue. I look at the children, the elderly starts trying, the younger repeats. Wow, I don’t think you can hold on!! I also stretch!! to
The man who stood with us on the lightforest looked with such eyes...
Sorry, we are not a foolish family. At least in the medical sense of the word.

The man who invented in the sitting wagon of the train one armpit between two places, apparently should have been born with a butt not divided into half-poppy.

Q: How long is it and how long is it for the movie at all?

That’s about black, short XD

M: Shake up, I haven’t read such short reviews before)

Without any spoilers!

Cassum: Well, I just didn’t have that teenage period, you know, when I was leaving home. I started around 18 years old when I started leaving the country. and :)

Well, then you can approximately imagine a person’s reaction to this answer:
Do you have the tubes tied? (A question to me from an unfamiliar aunt on a walk - I went with three children)
And with you?
I thought she would sink...

= is

Oh! I have seen! I have seen that scene! 😉 Here are the ones on)))))) Truth, everything was a little different))) The nasty mom took three completely ugly behavior children out for a walk. I’m not going to go into unfathomable details, but very quickly they survived all who were nearby. I also went from there with my son, because connecting with such ones is more expensive. And just then I heard the old lady going after me, looking at the empty courtyard, jokingly joking:
Do you buy a rubber for you?
My mother was furiously angry:
Buy yourself!
The old woman, astonished, kept quiet

But how different people describe the same story 😉