Trailer of the movie "Elizium"
Primitive and not interesting. Another buffalo, wearing a tattoo from spare parts from the trolleybus goes to restore "justice".

You have now briefly recounted the plot of 90% of fantastic films from the birth of the Lumiere brothers.

Today I saw Russian porn in which the mat was spotted... I understand so that children do not learn bad words?

"X: Yovovich has an offgenic figure."

This is the beginning of your quote!

S. M
I am thinking about a new law on LGBT propaganda.
That is, now when another gooper approaches me with the question, “Are you at the time?” and “Do I need to first ask him for an identity document and make sure he is over 18 years old?”
On the other hand, t. The age of consent we have from 16 years, then it turns out that you can fuck him stupidly for 2 years, but without explaining the reasons...
Everything is wonderful and wonderful here.

CyxaPb: The girl asked what I was busy with. I replied that I was cleaning up my sword. She was confused, well fucking I really cleaned the sword, iron, 1.5 kg, tournament)

It is time to introduce a new abbreviation - HGH, a sense of own literacy. For such, here are the dude who do nothing but look for mistakes in other citations and write about it here.

It’s called Grammar Nazis, and I believe they’ll help stop the degradation of language due to such deep... em.. personalities like you.
Katie, Schroeder, give me strength. by admin.

I am very careful about my sexual organs before sex. Sometimes it’s so careful that sex doesn’t seem like it’s necessary :(

Traffic, an unregulated intersection, the DPS employee pulls out of the left row and shows where to park, and then climbs under the wheels. From the counter stream at the Mercedes, the glass descends, the driver whispers loudly "Stop him!"

News about the fact that the Haishniki sanctified the most dangerous crossings of Dnipropetrovsk

At first I thought that the trick was a grammatical error - wanted to write "ObsvEtyle", the type of lights put. But they really illuminated them. Ukraine, together with Russia, is heading into the abyss towards Iran.

If you have an imaginary friend, you are a fool; if you have an imaginary friend in the crowd, you are a religion.
They’re all zombie, and they don’t see or want to see anything but that... (c) _rotweilerlove_

xxx: “I consider people who look at the internet and bloggers to be idiots,” said State Duma deputy Josef Kobzon.
yyy: said @Kobzon ))))))))

“Christine, who asked you to have sex with him?
YYY: Well, he came in for a visit...

The press service of the university is proud to post in "VKontakte" a request from the regional Investigative Administration: "In connection with the investigation of criminal case No***, I ask you to send to my address the information of the observatory about the phases of the moon of this and that number of this year".
Best comment: "Has the city turned around?"

Absolutely not a dust job 😉
Sales Manager
Requirements: Literate speech, the desire to work at night shift with comfort.
Conditions of work: working shift 2-00 to 8-00. Working at home.
Responsibilities: call of the telephone base with the aim of attracting customers to use the credit card of the leading bank of Russia.

(Subject: Roskomnadzor recognizes hentai as child pornography, calls for complaints, promises to supplement the register of prohibited resources on the Internet)
Shara: Sorry for the modest question. Did you see evil in your childhood?
Juneuniversum: I have seen. Unfortunately.
JDima: What harm has it done to you?
Track: Well, you see, he writes in the hubr ;)

From Habr:

Millions of children are sitting in the classroom every day (isolated), overwhelmed with notes (paper sheets), images promoting suicide (man on the hanging) or other images (genital organs).
After the call, half of the class is thrown out of the windows, the other half violates everything that moves.
Do you not know?

It is good even to take sin on the soul prevents many from its absence.

This small sketch, based on reliable insider information, is unlikely to surprise people who are more or less aware of the order in Moscow. For others, it may seem very funny.

One bank decided to expand its retail business, which required a large-scale advertising campaign. We decided to choose the “face” of the bank, which would help to create a positive image and attract the widest possible audience. As a result of careful selection based on scrupulous marketing research, two candidates came to the final: Bruce Willis and... Ivan Urgant. In the end, as many already know, they chose Bruce. But not because according to research, he turned out to be the most positively perceived and famous actor in the world, and in Russia in particular. And not because a man who has repeatedly proven his ability to save the world from a crap is more associated with reliability... Just Vanya asked for twice as much money... 8-0

Do not tell anyone, this information is kept secret. First of all, Bruce Willis.

To the question: "How did you manage to get 99 points on the EGE in Russian?" Graduates of Caucasian schools responded with a choir: "In schools it was necessary to learn Harashō."

How pleasant to live in a country where the problems left only smoking people, gay and insulting cartoons, from which you do not want to leave, and stay and work for a great salary, spend it on things made right away, go to a great movie shot by domestic directors, feel protected by the police at any time of the day, occasionally receiving qualified medical care.