Q: What are you hitting on the monitor?
A: Yes, the progress bar bar bar has stopped, I'm knocking down, maybe stuck somewhere.
D: You probably also shake the electronic thermometer at home.

xxx: when the choice was made, which film to go, decided to go to "After our era"
The argument was - Will Smith is not in the h*yeon
XHH: after watching the movie verified - filmed)

xxx: Today in the subway I watched a girl with a small savage in her hand. The frog behaved so pofigistically towards the crowd of passengers that he wanted to have the same flegmatic bird.

Yyy: In the universe, as a student, I was constantly watching a girl — a goat with a frog in his hand.

zzz: I have a single group in the universe with worms for 5 years.)

Here is here:
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The news:
Students will be forced to undergo a drug test. The test will be conducted in two phases. In the first stage, students write the test anonymously and without a signature, compiled by the best psychologists. The second stage is a medical examination. It will be passed by students who have not passed the test".

How? How do they know who has not passed the written test if it is written anonymously?
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LOL, LOL and LOL 😉

xxx: Something I have from this weather is breaking my head (Maybe, of course, it is the spine hamit.? You won’t throw it out!
YYY: You will be unspiritual
XXX is fuck! It is easier to live)
YYY: Do not tell me. Forget the ants, for example, all your life.
Yes, more deadly rays from the sky.
XXX: But you’re stylish and you have fun!
The acid, again
XXX: A small herd
xxx: a pair of mushrooms and molds
XXX: And the horse rider!! to
xxx: And all this in the average (not wealthy) ants

The director of finance is named Anatoly.
by Fabula:
Go to Finn. The director in the cabinet, immediately a colleague (Zam for AHO) swears money on the organization of the corporation. Phoenix, of course, clutches and counts the banknotes, as he pulls away from his body.
and ZAM. A.H. begins to whisper under his nose: "...only, only, only, only this is not enough...".
by Finn. Director: "Not Tolka, but Anatoly Nikolaevich!", but a couple of papers was removed :)

She woke up the dragon. Apparently, people now have one goal – to insult believers and promote homosexuality.

I went out of the house and I saw a crowd of men in an orange coat looking at me with big eyes. Well what? I am all beautiful, in a short dress - a look. And then it slowly comes to me that I am walking on the freshly laid asphalt, and in the eyes of men is not admiration, but horror.

From the website "Consumer Club":

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3159 reviews (383 positive and 2776 negative).

The news:
Students will be forced to undergo a drug test. The test will be conducted in two phases. In the first stage, students write the test anonymously and without a signature, compiled by the best psychologists. The second stage is a medical examination. It will be passed by students who have not passed the test".

How? How do they know who has not passed the written test if it is written anonymously?

I don't know if that's okay, but in order to force myself to learn the exam tickets, I watch some hard pornography, just to disgust and regret the girl.
It works.

Why is it possible to show a member on TV and not a headline? I like the second more.

Termitko (09:35:58 14/06/2013)
The last day I work and go to the villages!

Keanor (09:36:10 14/06/2013)
Do you leave for a long time?

Termitko (09:37:13 14/06/2013)
to rest in nature by the river, to catch a boat, to drink vodka, to smoke calyan, to press girls! for 2 weeks. Indeed, the roof needs to be covered, the potatoes sprinkled, the grass scattered and the wood sprinkled.

Termitko (09:37:34 14/06/2013)
Fuck, I don’t want to go on vacation.

After "Rock over the Volga" a trip in public transport at the peak hour will only cause a smile of affection ;)

Peter I, too, was not a European when he cut his beards. And the European was an unknown to us Balarin, who said, “The King? You go to the ass, King! I pay taxes. And I can grow my beard with my foreheads and walk like that, you can’t get rid of it, Poel?
YYY: Wow, from this painting and went the...
The king killed Boyarina on the spot. So the family did not leave him.

mishka-gammi: And what, are the navigators so harmful?
One day, a navigator advised us to turn into the river. I think he is tired...

X: How do I know how much money to put on the modem?
Y: He will tell you.
z: " put 390r. In the black bag and leave at the office Megaphone"

here here here.

It is known that Carrie Fisher in an interview with the American magazine Palm Beach confirmed rumors that she will play Leo Solo. The film will also feature actors Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) and Harrison Ford (Han Solo).
It would be nothing, but this is a Wikipedia article about the seventh Star Wars episode! Men over 60 years)

Oh, the foolish puppies!
Sylvester McCoy (69), Ian McKellen (74) and Christopher Lee (91) will feature in at least two hobbit films.

by Skazochnik:
I was scared by the printer.
*printed with a comp in my cabinet, issues the error "maybe the printer is not connected"I get up with the words "who, fuck, may not be connected?!" and he immediately starts printing) Fears, respects...

I was tired of explaining to everyone that I did not have a 3D pocket on the screen, but a three-dimensional diagram of the orientation of the antenna.