300g of cognac – almost 3 granite glasses? I don't know in what dimensions you live, but the classic granite glass has a volume of 250ml, the density of your cognac find out for yourself and count, but I suspect that two glasses will not get, right? This is first. Secondly, real punks drink before the concert, during the concert and after the concert (and also fuck schoolgirls after the stop) and absolutely do not get stuck with the transfer of alcohol into unclear containers. Punks Not Dead!

C of Habra:
by k1b0rg:
The Japanese have toilets with access to the net.
by khanid:
Well, at least not with the auto-posting of received content on Instagram.
and Weageoo:
I’t be so sure.

xxx: Boy, I don’t have a very standard request to you
yyy: roll, friend, but remember I’m still heterosexual
XXX: No more
yyy: ಠ_ಠ

<River> How good it is that today is Saturday. Nothing to do, just like yesterday.
<ximik_mv> Yesterday and Saturday?! to
*** ximik_mv leaves the conference

We live on the fourth floor and our neighbors see us as idiots. They screw and repair on the fifth, and knock on the battery on the third. As a result, on the third doom, a hundred millimeters of drilling, and on the fifth, that we knock on the battery, and in fact we lie quietly and try to sleep.

Such a feeling that any new device will only work successfully as long as the box from it is carefully stored at home.

I am looking for a girl. participation in armed robbery. No intimate offer.

How did you lose weight so quickly after pregnancy and do not see stretches?
Nerves and divorce. and :)

From personal correspondence:
The genealogy of elves is very complicated.
Ballet history as well. Both are equally applicable in life.

The main reason that a small number of people control the main resource package of the planet is the disorganization of that majority.

Now there is the Internet that allows communities to organize.
An architecture is needed that will allow social adjustment in the network mode.

There are no altruists. Therefore, performers should be interested.
To do this, you need to offer a model of customer interaction – a community of hundreds of thousands/millions of people (each of whom will run into the box) and an artist – professionals making specific projects for the money.

These will be entirely legal projects, ensuring the lobbying of the construction of a road, a hospital, a trial on a corrupt official, the adoption of normal laws.

Those performers who in the future will provide the service - the implementation of projects, should provide the necessary social network in which you can create working groups, discuss priorities, allocate funding. Competitive selection of the best performers is meant.

This is a new type of business – ensuring control over power.
At the same time, it is a new generation of social networking – Web 3.0, if you want.

But above all, it is a new commercial project that you can invest in. It is this idea that should make the idea profitable.

The greatest mistake of Russian folklore is the identification of kindness and stupidity.

Do you think in your ass? Go deeper, I’ll meet you.

Kekekeks: The "eight-leggers" were invented by the Japanese to circumvent the restrictions on the demonstration of the male reproductive organ.
IRainman: Oh, and Russia will soon be waiting with such legislation...
oshibka404: Only with Russian legislation will eight-leggers have to fuck eight-leggers.

From the tape:

The U.S. Navy will refrain from using only transcript letters in its orders and messages... The reason for the changes in the rules is the fact that young sailors perceive the big letters as a scream. In this way, orders will look more readable and less rude. In addition, the solution will help save funds - according to the management, up to $ 15 million a year.

messer_f1: I believe that fathers throwing away their children are real pimples

Apazhe: What do you think of the mothers who drive their children’s fathers out of the house and live on alimony?

Soap: I think that out of human ears are made great buttocks.

Apazhe: This is a highly traditionalist comment!

Broke the mirror. There is a healthy shredded piece. The girl drank and asked to take it out. After almost a whole day of negotiations, she issued:
You can’t leave it for the night, it will kill us.
It worked.

Thus, you can imagine a dark, evil personality doing charity at night, and fun and sociable people taking money in every way.

A few years ago, I was equipped with a crowd of gopes (bricks from my side!) In the New Year’s Eve, he said:"What we will wear". I gave shoes. Chocolate and congratulations. So I don’t know if it’s wrong in the phrase "dark philanthropist".)

The office building. We go down to the elevator.
The third floor. The elevator stops. The door opens. A fly in the cabin. The door closes.
We go down to the 1st floor. The door opens and the flies leave.

American private space is for the money of NASA to order the Ukrainian South Mach a rocket with Russian engines. But the most important thing is the piar :-)

I have 8 GB of music on my player.
Gramace: How long will I be jailed if caught on the street?