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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32991
 15.07.2010
from 14/07/2010)
What is there on the street?

364 14/07/2010)
There is an expression of "Ice soul fucking". That’s where he is, just the opposite.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32990
 15.07.2010
iPhone 4 at Yandex Market:
Advantages: glass that can be scratched, sometimes touching it fun and the phone does all kinds of strange things.
Disadvantages: One button, accidentally scratched the screen with a nail, the service said that you need to do a manicure,
low battery charge, poor flash, does not transmit blues, quiet speaker, headphones in the set are bad, quickly broke...
Buyed for 128 thousand, did not like, gave a friend, he sold, now a friend rides a new car.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32989
 15.07.2010
Najma: We went outside the city the day with tents, and in order to not drag a lot of glasses, a man took a canister of alcohol - to shrink with water in proportion to whoever likes. They came, stalled, unpacked, poured - and "no, for rest!"-we drank. And there was water... The man’s mother decided that it was time for him to tie his bowl, and while he was asleep, she changed the alcohol for water. A man in the forest dragged a canister of water, boiling.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32988
 15.07.2010
XXX: Playing a Strategy
YYY: I am not very
Okay, you have to think about it! 🙂! to
YYY: What is thinking?
You need brains for that.
YYY: Where to buy them?
xxx: they should have been in line with your body from birth!
I was fucking fucked!! ]:->

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32987
 15.07.2010
The African frog Trichobatrachus robustus has a unique protection mechanism. At the time of danger, her subcutaneous bones on her legs pierce the skin and rise out, like cat nails. How the reverse "traction" occurs is not yet known - presumably, the broken tissue regenerates, and the bones cluster again.
I thought I was reminded of Rosemary.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32986
 15.07.2010
Q: Did you get out of your relationship?? to
No :D but I like sex too :D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32985
 15.07.2010
You can make money in the sperm bank.
WOW : Yes? And I thought these banks were working on a voluntary basis.
XHH: Soon on volunteer ends

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32984
 15.07.2010
Ivan (18:32:44 14/07/2010)
Hello Olga (3 size) I am not in place from 18:29:29 14.07.2010. I will read your message when I come back.

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