In remote Siberia there was a wooden pile, and a brigade of several people worked on that wooden pile. One day, they met a small bear, and sheltered him, as the bear was shot by the brothers. The bear was a bear, they named it Manai, and made for her a bear.

A year later, the brigadier went fishing, comes back, and begins to scream at his subordinates:

Why don’t we follow Manny? Again, she escaped from the squad, I found her in the woods, pulled the salmon off, and tied it to a tree. Go and take.

Employees are surprised:

Mania in the hole.

I remember a case: I decided to terminate the insurance agreement of the OGBO (compulsory car driver insurance). With these thoughts, he walked past the insurance company on foot, that day was without a car, and decided to go to them.

I say, say, so and so, I want to dissolve, without explaining the reasons. I am asked to provide the original insurance. I answer them that you are not with you, go far away, maybe you will dissolve it? No, a girl answers me, I can’t.

I ask, on the basis of what can not? I am given some document with the rules of registration and termination of insurance policies, I decided from the availability of time to read and then the eye stuck for the item about duplicates. And I was obscured: say, I ask a girl, and how much does the duplicate cost? It is free, they say. How long to do it? At ten, I heard the answer. Well, then let’s make a duplicate for me, because I “lost” the policy, and then we will cancel it.

The girl looked at me, but eventually we arranged a duplicate and dissolved it.

In the taxi:

It is funny, girl! I immediately stood by him) from you, he says, so delicious smells! cognac, tobacco and leather.



What? what? Did I hear it now?! to

With Cognac? I do not drink.

The tobacco? I do not smoke.

The skin? What? what? The skin?! to

Some maniacs



I come home. And here it touched me.

I go to the net to read about my perfume.

Nots of the mandarine, tail of the dragon, blabla.



“In the slide, wooden notes, thick notes of expensive cognac, elite cigars and a rich smell of skin.”



A man how?! to

No is. Another question:

What do you do in a taxi?! to

Now with the girl got diplomas on the graduation of magistrates, both lawyers.

We took a taxi for delivery.

As soon as he sat in the car, clarified the address, near the campus of the university, the driver immediately asked:

Q: Are you going to get married?

I: No, I have a diploma.

Q: For whom did you study?

I: For the lawyers.

A: Oh, I also finished legal.

Uncomfortable pause

People are ready to kill for money, but no one is ready to die for them.

I like the memes about Natasha and the cats that are posted here on the site. It’s a joke for you, but it’s everyday reality for me. Now we have four cats and a cat: Basya, Zosia, Frosya, Lisa and Lexus. Yes to Lexus. We can afford it.) And not because we are collecting a collection of rare pests as it might seem. Our house in the village is far from the road. And the good people who throw the furious happiness under the door always start with us. I arranged gifts for relatives, friends, acquaintances and neighbors. Not everyone is able to distribute. These seem to be here forever. The list is always open.

It is impossible to leave such a farm for a long time. They are banal to no one to leave. Therefore, the seas and overseas are not suitable for us in principle. It did not hurt and I wanted. We have spent the last few years on vacation at the lake in the neighboring area. We take the whole band with us. We are fishing, they are safari.

At first I was afraid that someone might be lost. In any case, I bought and wore all the addresses. The fears were futile. The cats quickly mastered, explored the surroundings. They are not far from the camp. During the day they are not seen at all: who sleeps where. In the evening, the mafia gets out of their shelters. You need to have time to do a bunch of things: to break the kitchen in search of tastes, to smash dead mice, to hold a competition - who will climb higher on the pine and louder from there. You can even go out to pop up neighbors if someone is risky to stand next to us. And everyone considers it their duty several times a night to come to us in the tent, to dive into the masters, to make sure that the feeders are in place. I’m here, don’t worry, sleep peacefully. And at dawn they are filled in the tent with all the scorpion. You open your eyes, and your mouths are over you.
Natasha, are you sleeping? Natasha, get up, we want to eat!
I am not Natasha at all. But who cares.

“I have a bad feeling before the second wave of the coronavirus.
Why is?
“Putin said of the historic chance to dramatically solve the housing issue of the Russians.