It is legal, help me.
Here specialists of the most diverse gathered, tell how much is taken into account the will of the deceased in relation to his funeral. Can I write a will with a request to break, give what can be given to those in need of organs, and the rest to sew and burn in the fire in the backyard of my family home? How legal is it? Or is it impossible to burn people in the yard altogether?

Last night, the brother-police told about his wakeful days:

The morning. Call to the row.

The officer: “Lieutenant I... oh, I listen!” - Irritated, he throws the phone and comments: "In half an hour, the third call, it's gone. I need to send the PPS to the address, so that they can get her on the back."

What is there? - clarifies standing next to the Deputy Head of ROVD

Yes, young man, it looks like a buzz. Calls for the third time - asks to deliver the order from the restaurant.

Remember the address?

Looks like, and what?

Call at the address, urgently.

In the end, three animals were tied to the address. Three Southern boys raped a girl in her own apartment. One of them was even her boyfriend. A wide soul man. I decided to share with friends, and the girl did not appreciate the impulse of the soul. He squeezed his face and broke a couple of ribs. The sex party lasted all night. In the morning, I was able to call the police from the city under the pretext of ordering food at the restaurant.

Pornhub is banned in Russia. Power does not tolerate competition.

The pastor went to the old Swenson and found him sick lying in bed. There was a bottle of whiskey nearby.
Is this your last consolation, my son?
There is another bottle in the closet.
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Psychologists who study poorly, after the institute will go to Arbat, drawing psychological portraits

The principled ability to fill the opponent with a moustache allows you to express your views more frankly.

On the day before the holiday, the office, a part of the staff has relaxed, and walks around the offices, looking to eat and drink, or just eat, crush, so to speak, on the hole, on the last working day a piece of cake, cake or pizza.

I sit in the office spit into the ceiling, parallel scratching the mail, where reports, cross-marketing offers, fashion chips have accumulated, it is when you buy a chupa-chops, and you are coupled with a Lexus.

They knock on the door:

Come in, I scream.

A commercial director enters the office.

Alexander, have you left yet?

No, I am answering you.

Do you have an iPhone charging?

and no. I don’t have an iPhone.

by Daaa? She is surprised. Which of you?

What’s the difference, Tan? The charger will not fit anyway.

Just interesting.

I showed her a Chinese ballayka bought for 4 thousand rubles.

Her look, you would see her look. I turned from the director to her into a disgusting wretch, a wretch, the last abandoned wretch to whom it is ashamed to spit even in the wreath.

She even somehow grew up immediately, her back was straight, her chest swung up, her eyes glittered, and her head was automatically lifted up.

How are you so?

She asked me this question as if I had become a disabled person.

Is it on the figure for me?

The question put her in a standstill. Really in Fifa? Why Why? No, I do not dispute the iPhone is a good smartphone. Jobs’ genius created the world’s first good smartphone.

No, and smartphones were created before him, but it was he who was able to make really good. But since then, time has passed. Good now to Figo and more.

Do you go with him? The questioning of Tatiana continued.

and no. I call him, sometimes I go to the internet.

Is the camera good?

I do not know.

Seeing her surprised face, I rushed to explain:

“Than, I have a few good digital soaps, a mirror. I don’t see the meaning of the camera on the phone, I’m not 16 years old.

"Alexander Nikolaevich, frankly, I don't understand, like not poor, they could buy a decent phone.

Nice... Not decent...

In that word, I laughed in my voice.

Once sitting in a coffee shop, “Coffee House” is called, there are gathered middle-level managers who work “under” and sometimes “on”. The entourage itself, the atmosphere of this place makes you immerse yourself in thoughts.

People without housing, with rental houses in Bibirevo, sit and argue about Ferrari, Paris, fashion and what Vasya is bad, because his shoes are cheaper than 15 thousand.

There were two guys sitting next to me, talking about cars. “Fuck, we need to take a BMW,” one thought. “Darling, is there money?” asked the second. "Nea, there is only for Kalina, Logan, but I will not take them, I will subvert or take a loan, in principle, a house can be laid." Well, why take Logan for now, and there... “Did you go crazy?” the friend wondered. “It’s awkward to come to work in such a car!”

– Tan, so explain why? I was interested in conversation.

Well, how... Stylish, status...

And all that?

- There are various applications, the camera is good, - she started listing the functions, more precisely all the 5 functions she knew.

And all that?

What else do I need? She opened her eyes on me.

“Tanush, that’s the thing, I don’t need anything that’s there, you know?

And the status?

In what sense?

“Partners come, clients... They meet on clothes, as they say,” she led the conversation from the technical plane, into the plane of the ponts.

They don’t come to my phone. As soon as a partner tells me, “Sane, listen, I won’t sign the contract until you buy an iPhone, I’ll think,” I smiled.

Maybe I am just getting old? A midlife crisis?

No, you don't think, I dress decently, I look after myself, I have expensive shoes, clocks, Casio for $30, bought 15 years ago, but they are farmed, and pulling a bunch of gold on my hand is somehow dull.

There was some re-evaluation of values, in which for many things I became a star. I can’t understand the thoughts of the people around me.

And maybe, really in negotiations, I look funny with my Chinese Nokia.

Tatiana went and entered.

Sun, are you still here?

Here is me, here is me, here is me, here is me.

Yes, I just went in...

Stay still. Show me the phone? I asked

In the fucking?

Show me, I am not a woman.

He gave me an old Nokia E75. I had it until I turned the slider out.

Do you have an iPhone? I ask you.

What damn did he fall on me?

“Well, how... Image, status,” I began to speak with the words of Tatiana.

What is? Meeked by Mika.

Statue, I have extended it.

Ohkh, San Nikolaevich I threatened such a cottage...mmm... a sauna, two floors, two kitchens. What patio? This is status! Let’s come on the weekend, drink water, without image, status and other motto, he blinked.

To whom are the Canaries. To whom the iPhone, to whom the cottage, I thought.

What is? I asked Misha.

Well, I say you don’t have an iPhone.

Why is?

“It’s hard to be alone,” I smiled.

Where do you get 8 billion dollars?
I fought against corruption. All this money is confiscated, taken away, and sometimes seized from corruptors.
Why didn’t they give money to the state?
Do I look like an idiot? If the money is returned to the budget, they will be stolen again by the same corruptors. So my whole life will go cat under the tail.

Timelapse is a German groupleader.
A perfectly normal, melodic and good German term.
GERR OBER, VO BLAYBT MEIN ESSEN also does not contain matte, but only asks about where the officer has not served food.

Remember the joke about the people who, out of all the great fast, observe only Maslenica and Easter? This is the principle by which most people live.

Easter is the Jewish holiday of leaving Egypt, butlery is the pagan holiday of the ancient Slavs. Such a great post, yes.

12:07:43 Alena Maslova: from our talks with her :D

Are there any health restrictions for pilots?
Listen, there was a recent aviation incident - the CBS on landing fell off the hand prothesis, had to go to the second round and do it to the place.

A man from an Australian university was watching a lion attack an impala in Botswana. Gathered-gathered-and then the impala turned and looked the lion in the eyes. The lion was confused and left.

“Aga!” the man squeezed, and suggested that the poor Botswana livestock farmers use the A-contact effect to protect the cows. Painting on cow’s ass.

It must be said that by this point the poor Botswana livestock farmers had not tried anything so that the recovered population of Botswana lions stopped eating their cows. All without meaning. Only the gun worked. But the gun can’t, then restore again. And here is such an elegant way out: eyes on the ass.

conducted an experiment. Results: In a herd of 39 ordinary cows, three were killed by lions. In the herd of 23 cows with eyes on the ass of lions, none were killed. Try to roast and kill at the same time.

And the matter went. The Volunteers. Stamps and truffles. A game of color and shape. The eye is enough for 3-4 weeks, then you need to draw new ones. If everything in life seems to you empty and meaningless, you know, somewhere in Botswana there is the job of your dreams.

Painting pictures like Rothko.
He has a painting of “orange and yellow,” and why is it called so? Because there is a strip of orange and yellow...
There are also paintings "Green and brown", "black on brown", "orange red yellow", "white center" and the like, have you guessed why they are so called?
If you compare with the "black square", it is undoubtedly a step forward.
Let’s be honest, there was just a critic who saw the meaning in the paintings and a bunch of people to appear unthinkable also immediately saw the meaning. There are a lot of artists with similar paintings, but they are not lucky. The same happened in the original quote about the student’s ointment.

"The owner of the “Centrobuvi” has been declared in federal search".

Someone was wrong...

I decided to tax today. A taxi calls a couple, we go to a large hypermarket for food. On the way back, they apparently decided not to pay – sharply jumped out on the lighthouse and ran away. I wasn’t very upset, because there were two huge packages of food in the trunk for a couple of weeks. The Lucky :)
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xxx: The Orgy of the Righteous gives a concert in the club "Forest". For convenience, the meeting group was named "Orgy in the forest"

xxx: It is terribly unusual when invites come, such as Ivan Ivanovich invited you to "Orgia in the forest"

XXX: You won't give up, it's uncomfortable to bother people that you won't be.

And you live 1200 km away.

This is the first time I have travelled with an instructor in town. I came home full of emotions: “There are so many cars around! A truck on the side and a truck on the back. But if you don’t look at the sides and the mirrors, then it’s not scary at all!”

Arrest of Prostitute:

For 1500 rubles, a 34-year-old woman sold her body. Another 25-year-old love priest who posted her resume on the website offered intimate services for 3000 rubles.

Commentary

Here is inflation, so inflation - in 9 years 50 percent. Girls, don’t miss the time, sell at a favorable price!"

XXX is:
The summer. 4 in the morning. 4 the floor. Under the tree window. These trees like crabs, sit, crawl. Suddenly one of the neighbors opens the door to the balcony. "Care!" says the crown. "Cara!" – the neighbor answered her. So 5 minutes. The dawn, the dawn and the curtains.