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[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58741
 16.01.2012
Deputy of the State Duma of Russia...
This is not a Word - it is "Pipets"!

The inhabitant.

[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58740
 16.01.2012
Discussion of the BDSM symbol
YYY :
My ex-boyfriend was taken away on the street.

The MMM:
Thematically taken away?

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58739
 16.01.2012
Now there is a lot of insta session...this is what I will tell you, kids...learn and give up!! to
Mr. Sergeant of Emergency Service

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №58738
 16.01.2012
All, this country in our hook - partners from Seattle congratulated: "Happy Old New Year!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58737
 16.01.2012
"The husband seemed to have learned about Igor. He doesn’t say anything, but every time I come to him, he fucking fuck. I go, and so zero, I don’t want to. So, I think, give me such a lover?"

Is it normal for her husband to fuck her lover? How can she be considered foolish?

And after reading all of this, I hope that my husband will lower this slug down his head from the stairs!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №58736
 16.01.2012
I watched Star Wars from 1st to 6th.
YYY and?
Okay, I think, what a clever pot that Anakin Skywalker is!
YYY in meaning?
Well, throw it - he put it off with this queen Amidala (love-carrot all the things), and as he learned that he had two children - so hop immediately and went to sithi!
And all said - I am not I now, there is no Anaken's word, I don't know who it is, he seems to have died, I have spoken now, Darth Vader, the helmet is stuck, the coat and all that.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I mean, I’m a good guy xD

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58735
 16.01.2012
xxx (23:29:43 15/01/2012)
Do you know that people are dumb?! to

yyy (23:30:26 15/01/2012)
Do you know that we are human?

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58734
 16.01.2012
Oh, what a country, I only dropped the matan from the whole session, to transfer it, it was necessary to go to the dop. classes (paid), and only then will be admitted to the exam. Well, I paid, left all classes, gave up. Then the curator gives us books, says what from the institute, in it about what a bribe is, etc. And there is one paragraph, it says: If the teacher assigns paid dop. Extortion is extortion. I am in shock)

[ + 69 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58733
 16.01.2012
The guys. Around a lot of pretty girls, who do not tolerate the spirit of "Summertime", friends with their heads and do not fuck up without a reason. Why don’t you crowd around them with the same proposals you’re shouting about here? Why around them are always self-loving fools, considering a girl something like something that they owe and owe in life?
Or...is that you?

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58732
 16.01.2012
“Dear, today I went to our son’s room without warning and caught him behind this activity.
Did he watch the Little Pony?
and yes.
So it’s time to talk to him about how quickly children grow up in our time.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58731
 16.01.2012
Roscosmos: "Fobos Ground" will fall in China"
Roscosmos: "Fobos Ground" will fall into the Pacific Ocean
"Fobos Ground" will fall on January 15-16 in the southern Atlantic
"Fobos Ground" will fall between Africa and Madagascar
This evening the remains of the "Fobos" will fall near the coast of Chile
Roscosmos has stopped clarifying the location of the fall "Fobos"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58730
 16.01.2012
XXX: I go to the area. all such steep - red shoes, heels, shorts short...Meet guys. The cleaners.
They see me and there one says: Oh my God! by Hellooo! So very girls...
And his friend: What are you carrying?
First Gopnik: Well, fuck, I wanted to say "pissed grandmother". It did not work, fucking.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №58729
 16.01.2012
About China :
About Phobos Ground:
<HenyTRk> if it falls in China, its spare parts paddle will be removed 500 meters before it touches the ground

It will be cleared by you / us, and there will be carefully caught and ticked the same.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58728
 16.01.2012
WOOPY: Community, 6 in the morning. The whole room sleeps. A sudden fire alarm rings out, I wake up, looking at the neighbor lying in front of me. He tells me, “Sleep, it’s not us.” We continue to sleep in the whole room.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58727
 16.01.2012
You are a soldier. You are a murderer. You have your hands in blood.
I have my hands in the potatoes.
I and my rooster, who came to the oval.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58726
 16.01.2012
Axsxadsc Eedgvredsw
Do you have any sandals?

Denis Alexandrovich
No, they went home.
Olga will be coming soon too.

[ + 6 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58725
 16.01.2012
If we live in the Light only once, is it worth spending our Life on anything other than Love?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58724
 16.01.2012
Seeds

I recently returned from Israel. Now this is quite an ordinary trip, especially since the visas were cancelled a couple of years ago. But the airport security service is angry now.
I still have fresh memories of one of my first visits.
Israel in 2003.
So then 2003. I just joined an Israeli company, got a visa and was sent on a business trip to the headquarters.
I was young, inexperienced and naive and, therefore, gladly agreed to the request of Israeli colleagues in Moscow to bring two simple things: cosher sausages and seeds.
The request surprised me a little (how I felt), but I decided that everyone had their cockroaches in their heads.
In Israel, I bought sausages in a store, and my colleague went to the market for seeds, where half a kilo of seeds was poured into a regular paper bag.
Here I am arriving at the airport. My luggage consisted of a bag of things and a backpack with a laptop, where I threw a bag of seeds.
As it turned out later, I did not, by ignorance, send a letter to the airport security service from our company, which was the usual rule for business trips. So I automatically became a suspicious person in their eyes and was immediately directed to check my luggage.
I was taken to a separate stand, and the young man (MH) began to crush my backpack. Finally, he reaches the seed package and the next dialogue follows.
MCH: This is what?
I am: the seeds.
MCH – Why?
I asked to bring.
What can not be bought in Russia?
I am: I can.
Q: So why are you lucky?
I: I asked for it.
I feel that our communication is beginning to get stuck.
And then he asks: Did you buy it yourself?
I am : No.
It was my global mistake. After that, I almost became a criminal.
A package of seeds was taken for 20 minutes for some examination.
After 20 minutes, the young man came back and said the seeds were fine, but they couldn’t be carried in hand luggage, and he asked me to put them in a bag of things.
I am cleaning. He is leaving. I wait to check my bag.
After 10 minutes, the young man returns and reports that his shift is over and the examination will continue by another specialist.
It is 10 minutes (there are 15 minutes until the end of registration).
A girl arrives and starts looking at my bag. A package of seeds.
I am already beginning to realize that I am getting a trance. Then there is the dialogue described above, with precision to fifth. Seeds are taken for examination. Registration is coming to an end.
I realize that today I can no longer fly, I begin to relax.
The girl returns and reports that everything is okay with the seeds, but they cannot be carried in the luggage and I better put them in the backpack. I reasonably noticed that I didn’t care, but her previous colleague had already asked me to remove them from there.
The girl thought. I asked her to throw them into the trash and let me go somewhere. She refused and went out to meet her colleagues.
Registration is over. I, cursing my colleagues, thought where to find a place to sleep so that I could leave tomorrow.
But then my girlfriend returns without the seeds and reports that the seeds are packed in a special safe box that I will receive upon arrival.
To my comment that the registration has ended, and I don't seem to fly today, she replied: - no problems.
Then she took my hand and led me to a special stand where I was registered. She then led me through all the checks and passport checks and brought me straight into the plane.
In Domodedovo, in addition to the bag, I was given a 30x30x30 cardboard box with red inscriptions in Hebrew.
The driver, who met me at the airport, immediately asked what was in the box, for which I was immediately sent three letters.
I never brought anything from Israel to my colleagues.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №58723
 16.01.2012
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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58722
 16.01.2012
Test for your girlfriend: Spend the whole day with her at home, without sex, compass and calf, butter and snacks. If she can entertain you, get married.

Good girls, guys, hang on your mouth - in addition to the functions of reproductive and educational cleaning and kitchen, and preferably a money-earning combination with a mine function, check the potential wife's clown mode. Dew

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