Here is a funny song.
I don’t have a sound (
He: there sing "owu,owu,a-a-owu,a-a-owu"
He: and in the background funny, a thousand thousand
She: How beautiful it is!! to

XXX: I met a girl here! and by chance!
All acquaintances with girlfriends are accidental.
XX: Oh, and described by the Gauss distribution.

Sergey: Upload this collection is not recommended. The quality is disgusting (TV only 40 inches), I personally feel sorry for my child’s eyes, the sound is good!

BU: I recommend you read a bit of the distribution description, and don’t watch, video for mobile with a resolution of 176x96, on a 40 inch TV!

ONA: I have nothing to add.
Sergey, of the 587 people who downloaded, you are the only one who distinguished.

and Alpha Rock:
I’m fucking out of my office! I didn’t get a salary, but I did not get a salary. xD

I want to eat and sleep.
What are your landed desires?
I want to eat and sleep on the skyscraper

What do you do to make your stomach flat?
and em.
...??O O O O
Otherwise burned...

Vladislav: How much money do you have?
Dmitry: My company brings me hundreds of billions of dollars each year
But not about the future.
I have about 90 rubles.
Wow, my liver is broken.

Reviews of Mummy:

I drank a mummy for five days and got two more legs.

The chief today at work crossword decides: is responsible for heredity..... hm..... by the letters, it fits, as the newspaper is called, Funny Steam Car?????? Children from 5 to 15 years old??? They are teaching the children!!!! to
I: Sasha, it is a gene
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I thought they could not know about the fox and inheritance at 5 years!

X: What is the joke, about this Austrian jump, well he jumped, well he overcame the speed of the sound, what is the joke?? to
U: No, when it lands, first there will be a slice, and then only BLUE!! to

When asked why he didn’t want to get married immediately, but to live six months together, he replied: I can’t send the product to the store without testing it.

111: Formulated by work: "I am not a bad man, but I am a lawyer"

Another drop of mail.
I live in Canada, my husband ordered me a piece of Venetian glass as a gift (I don’t need it, but it doesn’t matter). The package went a long time - almost a month. Why is? The package collapsed, the thing broke. so they ordered exactly the same, priorly informing the recipient in writing. That is why it took a long time.

I once had a colleague, a Turgenev girl. When the programmers started mating, she wrote angry letters to the general office mail.

At the same time, the lady in her youth studied at the courses of car trailers, and took the practice at the honourable STO, in the remzone.

To my question, "What do you say when the 15th wheel falls on your foot from the elevator," she sincerely replied, "Oh, what a disaster."

If instead of Felix Baumgartner, Kerzhakov jumped, he would fly past Earth.

The Good Morning!
How did you get home normal yesterday?
The journey alone was not long, how did you get there? Did not sleep?
Okay, as always after the date.
I sat in the cafe, you just drank, then took you home, came home, boycotted and went to bed. As it is sung in the legendary song of Semena Slepokova – I am still “Not Like Everyone”

Women are cute and incomprehensible creatures. My wife was sitting behind the compot at midnight while I was sleeping, she came down to me under the blanket and said, “I want honey, oatmeal and tea!”
I pretend to be asleep, and in a couple of minutes she says so dreamingly, "I know if you had not slept, you would have gone and prepared it for me, and then brought it to bed.
While I’m eating, I’d be grabbing my head and saying that you love me very much, that you’re ready to do anything I ask only to make me happy.
And then I would kiss and start telling you that you will never leave me and will take care of me all your life, wanting the best for me.
And I would believe you, because you really love me very much!" She silenced for a few minutes, and then with tears in her eyes began to kiss me:
Andrus, I love you so much, I love you so much! You are my best!" In the morning she even brought me breakfast to bed from happiness.

When the daughter was small, she loved Chukovsky's book - two fairy tales - jumped "Mocha-Cocotuh", and then "Tarakanište"

As a result, she learned both stories, but confused the order. It got interesting.

Come, cockroaches, I’ll drink you tea
I don’t drink, I don’t forgive.

The boys should take the first step.
by David?! to
David: I’ve already cut a couple of miles, haven’t I?

I thought here. I will break up with you. I am tired of missing you.