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 16.10.2012
Women are cute and incomprehensible creatures. My wife was sitting behind the compot at midnight while I was sleeping, she came down to me under the blanket and said, “I want honey, oatmeal and tea!”
I pretend to be asleep, and in a couple of minutes she says so dreamingly, "I know if you had not slept, you would have gone and prepared it for me, and then brought it to bed.
While I’m eating, I’d be grabbing my head and saying that you love me very much, that you’re ready to do anything I ask only to make me happy.
And then I would kiss and start telling you that you will never leave me and will take care of me all your life, wanting the best for me.
And I would believe you, because you really love me very much!" She silenced for a few minutes, and then with tears in her eyes began to kiss me:
Andrus, I love you so much, I love you so much! You are my best!" In the morning she even brought me breakfast to bed from happiness.
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