An intellectual competition was held in Australia. The winners were two:
Priests and middle-aged workers.
To identify the very first, an additional task was proposed: in 5 minutes to compose a four-step with the word Timbuktu (a deaf town in Africa, Sahara).
The first, by the draw, came the priest:
I was a father all my life.
I had no children, no wife.
I read my Bible through and through
All the way to Timbuktoo.

The audience is delighted, everyone is sure that the robot does not even know such a word where to go.

He goes out calmly, and:

Tim and me to Brisbane went
We met few ladies, cheap to rent.
They were three, we were two.
So I booked one and Tim booked two.

"The fans of the Azerbaijani national team were throwing the tribunes with smoke sticks... No, stand, I think they just broke the mangal and now they will start to roast the sticks!!and "

Where is the price, damn lazy?
WOW: You, Fyodor Andreevich, seem to have worked somewhat and have not noticed how your manner of communication with colleagues has acquired a shade of familiarity, and I firmly refuse to cooperate with the Hamas and ask you to continue to be more restrained.
The phrase, which you, Andrei Alekseevich, found familiar, was caused by the fact that due to the lack of a current price buyer, our department cannot fulfill the lion’s share of its direct responsibilities to implement the new service of the company, and I am personally under tremendous pressure from my direct management, forced to pay for the simple qualified personnel. So I am by no means the ham, with which you willed me to attest, and not more than a conscientious subordinate, executing the order of the unknown to you, Paul Olegovich, formulated by him in the following way: "Let me stand until the price is delivered!"
XHH: So please send us a ready prize prize soon.
Fuck you, you are lazy!

Listen, was the clay tea in your kitchen?
YYY : Oh
YYY: Has it broken?
XXX is broken. = = (
YYY: You know, to start talking about it with the phrase "was" is like calling from the hospital and asking: "Can you talk to the widow of Ivanov Ivanov?..."

School is when you go to bed in the morning.
EugZol: You hear parents get up to work
EugZol: You think - and it all went nuts!
EugZol: Wrapping yourself in a blanket
EugZol: and... you feel the fucking light of the fucking yellow lamp in your eyes, and the voice – “Wake up now.”
EugZol: and then the flow of thoughts – like shit “what does it mean? At seven o’clock in the morning, how naked are you already?”
EugZol: but it’s not all loud.
EugZol: and you get up fucking like a fool
EugZol: an Institute
It’s when you lie down in the morning.
EugZol: you hear the neighbors get up on the first pair
EugZol: Think - and it all went down.
EugZol: Wrapping yourself tightly in the blanket
EugZol: And... it’s going naughty!
EugZol: It’s really going on!