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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71602
 16.10.2012
xxx) How are you doing? You don’t know where to go so you don’t see me? :)
YYY: On the heri go...I’m definitely not there.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71601
 16.10.2012
People after sex dress and go home or work. It smells of transportation.
If not a secret, what size are you going to be?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №71600
 16.10.2012
and hello! I need quick advice on how to get a man out of a stupor after a shock?
And what happened?
Nothing special, but long to tell.
Well in brief!
- Generally speaking, I played 15 minutes ago with the precious at Starcraft, I'm a spark, he's a touss. Damn, my longest game is 1.5 hours! Fight for every centimeter, we won... We’re going to sleep, and I say you go, and I’ll just make a mask on my face, it’s 10 minutes. Usually he does not moisture in my female affairs, but is eager to wait for the period))) In short, I have a mask of the type of film - you spray the gel on the face, it dries out, and you remove it like a stretching film...
Picture, shit, oil: I stand in front of the mirror, I begin to slowly pull the film off with wide sheets. And something thought about the game... Here the edge of the eye I notice - standing in the door, the jaw hanged, in the hand the towel compresses 8-O And I, fucking, no, to explain what it is, I say "what, never seen how the mirrors before bed change the skin?"
He has been lying in bed for 10 minutes with his square eyes and doesn’t let me turn off the lights.
You are a beast...
The mirror ;)
Fuck it...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №71599
 16.10.2012
The stiffness is like this:
... last year (when this... like his... unspoken Eiffel... in short, this Kudl erupted), our employee flew through London to a conference in, it seems, Rio, and in London it turned out that all flights were delayed for at least a couple of days. So there was no point in flying further – he didn’t have time for this conference. Decided to return, changed the return ticket in the VA, before the departure was three o'clock, and he wanted to smoke - in Heathrow with smokers and so bad, and there was still some repair, there was one gas chamber, and he decided to smoke on the street. He had multiple visas, so he went through immigration. They ask, “How long will we be with you?” Purpose of the visit?

He is like this: I go out, I smoke, and immediately back to Moscow.

This is cool.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №71598
 16.10.2012
I mean, I go on a bike.
Matthew: In front of me is a pearl, and behind is a girl sitting, pushing her hand out of the window and enjoying the wind.
I thought I should say hello to her. He likened the opel, grabbed the girl's hand, went on.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71597
 16.10.2012
It seems that the golden autumn is not worse than the spring.
I go from work and see a single office chair on wheels in a small golden square on the trail.
Where are you now, the escaped office rebel?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71596
 16.10.2012
People can live long and happy, but how to make them...

by Dmitry Lavrenkov

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71595
 16.10.2012
In Ukraine elections are on the nose.
Agitation, surveys, submissions...
A phone call, according to one of the services conducting the survey.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
- For an honest, decent, undisputed candidate who will fight against corruption and will not steal money! A pause of five seconds.
Of course, against everyone...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №71594
 16.10.2012
The perfect morning: Woke up, stretched, smiled, turned around and fell asleep.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71593
 16.10.2012
Forum of Technical Support of Tinkhof Internet Bank on bank.ru:

<Tinkoff_Credit Systems> All fixed. The culprits are quarterly.
<reading> Quartered - is it when you cut off the extra hands/feet? The guilty are quarterly, but continue to work? And if before it was possible to visit the "curved" hands of programmers, then now everything will be done through the remaining oppa?
<Tinkoff_Credit Systems> Our employees primarily work with the head we left behind.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71592
 16.10.2012
The non-smoking area in the cabbage is like the non-smoking trail in the pool.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71591
 16.10.2012
All people are divided into two types: those who divide them into two types and those who do not.

[ + 41 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71590
 16.10.2012
Courage Bombay, you are fools and fools. After you, I can’t watch any series in another translation!!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71589
 16.10.2012
There was epilepsy this morning. Through the playground, a man of two meters quickly crumbles across me, pulling his foot on the asphalt. When it rains, there is a long transparent rainbow on it. In the lower hand, some heroin is pressed, also drawn with a scratch around the asphalt. So here. 5 in the morning. The Shadow. A frozen rain. And here is my palace with Sailent Hill!!! I have never been so scared in my life.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №71588
 16.10.2012
"Aitishniki is a servicing staff who has shrunk from the sense of their own elite :-)
I am an Aichi and I know what I am talking about!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71587
 16.10.2012
From the section “School Scriptures”.
Sixth grade on the day issued something from which the entire pedagogical composition just fell out. The boy writes in the exhibition: “The brigadier followed the horse.” I laughed, corrected, and read on. After two paragraphs he gets a continuation of this linguistic miracle: "They rushed to catch the horse." So far this has been stronger in my practice.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71586
 16.10.2012
Conversation of web designers:
I'm still grey always doing #babebe
#dadada, a great idea!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71585
 16.10.2012
Review of the Core i7 3960X

FoXLee: The Processor Family :D

Self i7, wife i5, child i3, dog Celeron

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71584
 16.10.2012
The Siberian Jazz 16:06
I’m a pig, I’m a pig (I’m a pig)
Ivanych 16:08
You would see me after the Big Mac.
The Siberian Jazz 16:10
On the pants of the coatlet - grill, on the shirt, sauce cheese, cucumbers, salad, in trousers, trousers in a baked bread, only so, and this is Big Mac))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №71583
 16.10.2012
tabula_rassa: 21.12.2012 falls on Friday.

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