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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71582
 16.10.2012
A new horror series. "Coursework " (Conversation with a student)

Bone, here is another question. We bought an iromba vacuum cleaner. He is constantly hitting my chair and trying to rape him. I push him back, he comes here again, and begins to rape him again. Could you advise me?
He doesn’t want to rape you, he wants to rape you. You see how he tries. Signs of attention to you. I want to get to know him and feel new feelings. I don’t have to write any more, I think it will take me away.)
Entry into the world of perfection.)
It can be said)
I am afraid of him now. I get up and turn it off.
“I think he’s just waiting for you to get up from your chair, then turn on the auxiliary engines and land you on the floor.
It is (
Take a scarf and beat it. by stronger
Thirty thousand to beat?
Do you want to be raped by a robot?
and no (
Then go ahead (

After 20 minutes

- I threw his papers, he sucked them all and continues to rape my chair (((
Then let him do what he wants.
I am still a girl (
Fuck and fuck! Rise up! Remove the chair and let it dry!

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71581
 16.10.2012
Read the Russian-Estonian conversation:
I like your capital Tallinn. - Mulle viga meeldin teye pealin riga!
Something tells me that it is not worth reading further.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71580
 16.10.2012
From corporate mail:
I turn to those who can’t control the mountain antelope and depict it in our wonderfully repaired toilet.
Please reduce your dust and do not go to the toilet in shoes, if it is not possible to curb the pull to the height - at least raise the chair.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №71579
 16.10.2012
Matvijenko against the cancellation of the "zero promile" for drivers in the Russian Federation

Crazy to go, "Walk-glass" against alcohol...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71578
 16.10.2012
12:52 15.10.2012 Dear Post of Russia I congratulate you on the "Day of Russian Post - July 8".
How you deliver, shit, I congratulate you!! to

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