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[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14521
 16.02.2009
Never ever! Do you hear? Never ever ever ever!! Nothing at all!!!! to
Don’t try the super glue to taste!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14520
 16.02.2009
I stand at the stop in the morning. People are decent. There is a bomb along the road to meet the movement. He carries a self-made truck. In the wheel are red flags, developing on the wind. On the side of the cart painted: "Communist, Brezhnev, Rocket", on the back also painted "USSR, Satellite". The entire stop was appreciated. And the bomber is not so in a hurry, going in front of the movement. The ghost of communism wandered through Europe.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14519
 16.02.2009
Guys, it is very pleasant that people in our country still think about what will be with our future, it is great, but as far as I know BOR - entertainment portal, and people come here to raise their mood, in this connection I propose to set up a special resource, to call it as the type of "Our future" or "Save the future" and so on public grounds to try to bring to our management that projects such as "Club" or "Club" and in general MTIVs do not benefit our country and do not destroy the conscious and bright in the young generation, although I am not 20 years old, but look at our peers sometimes just scared of how dumb they are and what ideals they have... It is terrible! And if we will send each other the type of "go you sick, also a wise man found, you probably did not have a calf, here you explain your unrighteousness with all honour," then let us immediately surrender to our pentes or return to the original system - we will eat, mate, live in our own shit and produce viruses...

I’m sorry, I know that some people won’t like it, but I also want the good of my country.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14518
 16.02.2009
I: Dad, I want to go to the sauna at night.
Daddy : Why?
I: There will be no girls.
Why go out at night?

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