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[ + 52 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78816
 16.03.2013
Victor Hugo in 1862.
When I was on holiday, I wanted
Learn the Reactions of Readers
Just published
The “Remembered” and
sent to his publisher.
Telegram from one
The symbol “? He sent in
The telegram also
One sign is “!

Reminds me of nothing?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78815
 16.03.2013
bu33er: On the streets of the city you can shoot a science fiction film "A world without friction".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №78814
 16.03.2013
When I want to break up with a girl quickly and painlessly, I just introduce her to my friends.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78813
 16.03.2013
Commentary on a series taken from the Bible:
t_vitaly: Surprised that there are no reviews such as "Accteous film, the book was lighter"
and p

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №78812
 16.03.2013
"You will like the terms of our new offer: a free month of fixed phone calls in Latin America"
Thanks Skype, I was expecting this!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78811
 16.03.2013
I am looking for a man urgently! Beautiful and high. But not for myself. Everything for people.
I need an animator for the role of "Amura" on March 18. Are there such?

YYY: Will a small, bald, curly, but rich fit?

XXX is yes!

YYY: Okay, I will write off when I make money.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №78810
 16.03.2013
Choose a name for your future son. Printed a list of names. I put the bars in front of those that I liked, my wife—similarly. I put a sheet on the table. My dog arrived. He laid his mouth on the table and left a saliva spot near the name of Michael. Okay, let us take into account.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78809
 16.03.2013
and Minsk. Discussion of Hurricane Javier on the news site. Commentary :

For 20 minutes, the aunt in the yard tries to touch. I borrowed the tires, went out to push... No, I look at the towel standing. He took it off, she started... and in the swamp. It is bounce again.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78808
 16.03.2013
God, I was so fucking fucking.
[1:08:33] Idhult Black: Corps of Physicists
[1:08:41] Idhult Black: We sit on a pair behind the compass
[1:08:57] Idgult Black: I sit like this looking for the browser icon
[1:09:06] Idhult Black: I look at the desk
[1:09:16] Idol Black: Mozilla Firefox
[1:09:20] Idhult Black: the label
[1:09:31] Idhult Black: and instead of the usual picture a stubborn fox
[1:09:40] Idgolt Black: Well, I’ve struck the guy in the topic
[1:09:48] Idhult Black: I click on the label
[1:09:58] Idhult Black: and there is the Internet Explorer
Idol Black: I was almost crying

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78807
 16.03.2013
My daughter bought a TV in her room for her first salary. She connected the seaga and played in the MK for the third day...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78806
 16.03.2013

When I was younger, I was engaged in mountain tourism.There were boys, girls, but mostly geologists..."

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78805
 16.03.2013
The problem of our society is not in homosexuals, vegans, fascists or other semi-ethnic groups, the problem of our society is in the abundance of tolerants. It is time to create a movement "anti-tolerance". If he is fat, he is fucking fat; if he is dead, he is fucking dead; if he is black, he is fucking black; if he is vegan, he is vegan and nothing else. Drop all those shit. Fuck anyone who expresses their opinions. Go out whoever disagrees.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78804
 16.03.2013
Snowfall in Minsk:
xxx: stop sitting here and writing all the nonsense - take the blades and go out. Or as always: I look in the window with a cup of hot tea, let me sit down at the computer, and I put down the public services, how bad and dirty they are, etc. and etc. Oh, what Belarusians are still Belarusians - well, not all such bloggers are great smart, thought great citing!!! to
YYY: Do you write from the scratch?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №78803
 16.03.2013
From the movie "The Life of Pi"

xxx: Blyin, I was sure until the last time that in most scenes the tiger is real. Life is pain ?
Yyy: It’s not a striped flight for you :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №78802
 16.03.2013
At 3 in the morning came from a friend, he was a lover of teas like Pu Era, the whole night the teas were drinking. I write to him in Ashka:
Max, you have a great tea! Can you tell me when I want to sleep?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №78801
 16.03.2013
Remember, at one time there were paper ads on every pillar.
on the provision of intimate services with telephone numbers such as "Fain" and telephone".
So, on several pillars he saw the following:
"Fain" and the phone,
below"Love" and phone,
Even below "Night" and phone
and at the very bottom "BREWN" and the phone.

Upon closer examination it turned out that the last lower ad was from some woodworking company!Our employee had to park urgently,because he could not drive the car for 15 minutes exactly!Then many asked him "where is this street, where is this house?"
How spicy, but at the same time incredibly intelligent,
No shame and cheap!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78800
 16.03.2013
A colleague of work told me. His batch caught a virus in the net and caused menta. They came and formed all this shit in the protocols.

[ + 44 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78799
 16.03.2013
My little first time at school, he started to scatter why, so he said, that the children began to argue who is cooler - man spider or Batman, and my take and say, that Gordon Freeman

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78798
 16.03.2013
A couple of months ago I bought my wife a huge Samsung Galaxy Note 2, the chip of which is a stylus and the convenience of making notes. Today we are in the clinic, we need to rewrite the doctor's schedule. I put it in my bag and I get my phone. I was delighted, now finally mastered, uses. And then she gets a pen, a leaflet, puts the phone to be more convenient, and begins to rewrite... a nonsense scene, Facebook.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №78797
 16.03.2013
As you go to the clinic, so let me dress, and as you call the doctor home, so in the boots... and on the carpet...

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