Sunny, are you hungry?
Moore is yes :)
A tampon in the refrigerator. It is delicious ;)
O O O O O O
I have a gap! There is a pot in the refrigerator! and ?

The Habr. Google account “What to do with your data if you die”
foq: "With every successful login in Google, there is still a living user"
Foq: A good phrase :)
Tagged with: gmail Thank you for being alive.

My wife and I will never argue.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, but we are not fighting!

- Misha, and who wrote the Polonese of Oginsky?
I don’t know, I didn’t read.
8 to 0?? to

by Christina:
On television they told: the hamster died in a family from Europe, they buried it, buried it in the land, cried. At night, the hamster came out of the ground and came home for food!!! The family was in shock of horror. It turns out that the hamster just hugged and fell asleep!!! In the internet he was nicknamed a zombie hamster!

by Dmitry:
Yes, palpation of the sleeping artery in rodents is difficult, which in some cases leads to an incorrect diagnosis and a false finding of death.

Comment to News

U.S. military helicopter crashed near the border with North Korea
Sergey N> encountered the harsh eyes of North Korean border guards.

Leon: By the way, an interesting observation – the British who rent an apartment with me, have already determined that the short but strong “blah” is when something small but not serious went wrong. But here’s the long and long "ebaaat" – it’s time to make your feet...

I am talking to a friend (P)
Q: Am I not bothering you?
I: in the sense?
Q: I mean, I am not distracted?
P: It’s crazy... Sms! I love auto correction.

A well-known fact: if you stay a vegetarian for four years in a row, a berry begins to grow from your ass.
yyy: You can just listen to the group Love for 2 years in a row, the effect will be the same)

xxx: bought a haircut machine to cut yourself, well, and how to save money. Well, it looks like it’s easy. I was barbered (

Writes a person with a red diploma in the specialty of computer economist:
I bought 6 gold for 600 rubles. It rose in price and I sold it for 1600 rubles. But why can't I buy 9 grams for the money I earned, and only 6 again?

DrBerD: Fucking stupid employees... Called off in the official (!!!) report module of soil deformation module DEFLORATION!!! Fuck, in them in qualifications such characteristics should be introduced. Personally to everyone.

"Game of Thrones" I like that in the north, in the kingdom of cold, everyone walks without hats. Apparently the directors live in warm California and consider winter and cold freezing -5 degrees Celsius.
It reminds of Bondarchuk’s attempts to make films about the army. From the first minutes it becomes clear that Fedecka is very far from the army.)

[17:03:49] xxx: work server turned off half an hour ago
[17:03:59] xxx: sitting around 20 people type work
XXX: No one noticed
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
[17:04:51] yyy: the norm
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

On the Crimea turned off the lights, the problem is somewhere in Melitopol, at the Sevastopol Forum, in the topic of discussing the lack of light.
This is the future – there is no light anywhere, but everyone writes about it on the Internet.

A maths teacher’s husband knows that if his wife suddenly wakes you up in the middle of the night, he will ask for a table of multiplication.

The head's resolution on the processing of the device's current and exhaust cooling: "The device should be inflated and not sucked out. Drop into the room."

In the Contact search "amateurs of group sex" releases about 140 groups.
About 40 groups are made up of one person.

Dialogue in the international chat:

1 Where are you from?
2 GB in London.
1 Oh cool! Me too!
You have a girlfrind?
1 th
1 is fucking
1 No
2 OK, all of yours.

by corporate mail (M)engager sends (Y)ristu a completed standard form of additional agreement with the counterparty:
M: made a dop agreement.
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