I burned up in the solarium today. :)
Tagged: xd
Term566: haahaha
Robinich: The Loser
Houst: that you crack, you know how painful it is to sit here now and throw your fingers on the key.
“After a while”
Houst: BL********************!!!! to
and Robinich?? to
Houst: BL************!!!! to
The cat jumped...
Houst: For a week the nose from the closet did not show, and after the solarium, the dack nathe - on the shoulders, on the knees...
Term556: He loves fried meat ^_^

Do you want to increase your penis by 10 centimeters? Shake him up!

YYY: Listen to me briefly.
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xxx: pop corn
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XXX: Where are you?
XXX: Stop the rage there!

from ZH :
I walked in the headphones towards the station. I decided to cut through the children’s park. The park, like the park - climbs, hills, carousels of all kinds.. preschool children play. The man 15-20. With some sadness I remembered that in my childhood I did not have such parks. I sat down on the bench to rest (there was still time before the electric drive) and removed the headphones. On each second pillar hanged dynamics, and from them a young girl broadcasted in a lively voice to the whole park:
Let’s look at the causes of premature ejaculation.
There were no such parks in my childhood.

During the autumn and spring calls to the army, the number of patients in psychosomes is doubled - that is, the crazy becomes more and the fools are fewer.

A big change in high school. There are a lot of teachers, but they are quiet. Everyone is busy with their business. Suddenly the door opens and a second-class student crashes.
by Alla Ivanovna! And what does Petka call me with bad words?! to
How about Serena?
and on “X”, and on “P”, and on “B”, and on “A”!! to
Go to class and I’ll talk to him.
The boy goes out. There is silence in the office.
But it does not last long. Everybody starts discussing something.
Attracted by the noise, the noise disconnects from the magazines.
What happened? What is the dispute?
What is the word on “A”? The rest understand! What about “A”?? to
Zavo thought about:
And the truth! Call him back.
He quickly brought the boy:
Tell me how he called you “A”!
He stands overwhelmed, but under such pressure does not stand and burns:
“Ahuel!“”
The teacher breathed relief, the boy was released.
Zavoch addresses to the class leader:
- And to you, Alla Ivanovna, I have already said that your children are not in good shape.
The grammar! Please pay attention to this moment!

Why does the mayor not wear a hat?
They burned everything...

Yyy: When I’m worried, I’m dragged to the salt.
XXX: When you get dragged into the salt, I start worrying.

Few people know that if you change the language of the contact to "pre-revolutionary" and remove all the records from the wall, you can see the inscription: "In the salonѣ empty, sleeping only the elderly princess left by me."

<compass> Who has a movie Never give up
< compass> :???by :
<Lightbit> I wanted to say, go search, but search you, on the go, will not help...

Look how funny: two numerals in the sum give a numeric, and two numerical - also a numeric!
It is strange that the untold numbers have not yet disappeared.

>> set a difficult fifteen-digit password
I have one password for all of them.
This is the English name of one of my debtors. He owes me 41 thousand backs since 1996. I do not forget that.

Do you see the contradiction?
If the detector brakes you because we have a hose on the roof that looks like a special signal, it understands that it is not a special signal. Therefore, the cage on the special signal of Nihua does not look like.
If it really seemed like it, he would fucking decide to stop you.

When my cat was buried on the floor in the bathroom and buried it, I mocked him and sometimes said, say, yes, buried it so it wasn’t visible. And here I come home somehow... And he removed the tiles from the floor in the bathroom and buried them.