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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98014
 16.05.2014
Jekou rubanulo and he beat peacefully on the floor.
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Quote get my brain and throw it to throw!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98013
 16.05.2014
I think I have the flu.
Fuck, do you get the flu?
Xxx:...
XXX: I don’t know.
I don’t like it, I’ll recover.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98012
 16.05.2014
lex: In the contact you need to enter the button "Remove Russian-Ukrainian chat from news"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98011
 16.05.2014
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I want to know what my mum looks like.
xxx: Probably in the form of a large, huge, inevitable, moving like a tropical cyclone with black clouds, buttocks.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98010
 16.05.2014
Where is it written that sandals with socks are not worn? I just don't understand why they wear a shirt for decoration and it's considered normal, or men's sweaters wear it's also okay, a bearded woman at Eurovision is okay, an organization with the highest labor productivity takes the last place, it's okay, and socks with sandals - nobody will give it!?!. And now ingeniously and relying on the facts explain: why not to wear socks with sandals? In short, the very essence, without excess words.
No, not a lady. Short enough?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98009
 16.05.2014
I love the phrase "Estonian racing".
by x)
WOW: She stands and waits for the rabbit, running through the circle, to come back to her.
Ohhhhh no no. This is a Jewish race.
Wauu: The Jewish does it deliberately, and the Estonian honestly is going to run away all this time)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98008
 16.05.2014
There are rumors! If in the iPhone to say "ANB pido*as", then over the course of the day the phone goes wrong, and on the display appears the inscription "I am pido*as";

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №98007
 16.05.2014
I am in shock, periodically chicking.
A client calls. With the text "I website does not work", then says "second". I sit there.
Steps, then "who is there", then a whistle, and a scream that the FSB special forces came to visit.
The noise, the voices, the steps.
Then the man’s voice in my phone – the website we don’t need anymore.
Gothic...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98006
 16.05.2014
Politics, weather, bearded women are all nonsense. Be kind to your loved ones, your cats and dogs and other dear creatures.

Moreover, it is very often necessary to break up with them faster than you think.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98005
 16.05.2014
to this:

Are you talking about sexual deviations? Is it necessary to acknowledge the fact of their existence, not to treat? And how about pedophiles, zoophiles, and necrophiles – also just sexual deviations? Do we recognize and give equal rights? No, gentlemen, homosexuality is a disease, a mental disorder that needs treatment.

And you really do not see the difference between homosexuals and pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophiles? The last three fuck their victims without their consent: neither children, animals, nor the dead wanted to have sex with them. This is violence, it must be forbidden. Homosexuals fuck each other. by mutual consent. It’s a disease, yes, it’s a disorder in the brain. It is innate. It is not treated. And imagine what it is for them - it is forbidden to marry someone you love, who is of the same kind with you, adult like you, also alive, willing to live with you all your life. Also, find such, gay 4%, and among them there are also fools. They can still beat. Their lives are harsher than those of naturals, you won’t want your children to do so. And don’t need me to sing "A if your son". I’ll be scared, if my son, because he’s going to be alone, everyone will rub him, how wrong and bad he’s all, he might someday not come home because someone will decide it’s time to beat the pederasses. Homophobes, at least stop getting to them.
P.S And this is not the propaganda of gayism at all, it is presented here without a single positive moment.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98004
 16.05.2014
to this:
In the stock:"they make gastronomic sums"
Gastronomic amounts I earn. zp is enough for food :(

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98003
 16.05.2014
Imagine that you’ve been all your life...
There are also gay.
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How you get tired! Are these gays yours? In my whole life, I only saw once a gay attempt to get into nature. He was polite, received a polite rejection. and all. Unlike men, who are silently attached to girls, the gay lacks the ass of the passing guy, does not respond to disgraceful compliments, does not insult for refusing to intimate. You pump cockroaches in your head, and then deal with them, panic, hate, insult... enough, right?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98002
 16.05.2014
XXX: I bought a carpet. She prepares meals on a scheduled schedule just before my arrival.
It feels like someone is waiting for me at home.

c) I understand

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98001
 16.05.2014
Courtesy and courtesy are always good. In Russia it is special.
I had a case once. I worked in a flower store at night. The exchange give B-g if from five hundred rubles left.
And in the next turn, the body knocks at me in the window, stretches the five-thousand note and polently asks:
Girl, please give me the most beautiful rose!
Sorry, we don’t have a 5,000 exchange.
You are sitting here, fucking?

And indeed.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98000
 16.05.2014
- I sit at home and think where the smell of air refresher for the toilet... and this syrene under the window has dissipated.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97999
 16.05.2014
Author of this:
Yes, how can you not understand that the city-scale heating system is a huge emission of thermal energy, and it is especially great when warming begins and everyone begins to actively ventilate the apartment. When the heat in the apartments is already climbing - heating is almost simultaneously turned off - here you and cooling.
I haven't been so upset for a long time, I hope you've actually joked.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97998
 16.05.2014
It was in 2008 and I already knew it :)
In the shop.
Which seller served you?
2 of Eeee. with a beard
1: Girl or Boy?
2 x x x

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №97997
 16.05.2014
I watch films, I encounter Terminator 5, description, reviews, etc. The first post:

The year 2015. Go to zzz.xx and see the following:
The Terminator 6
The son of John Connor learns that the last bunch of harmful robots, begging that in the 20th century their couriers do not cope with the juvenile offspring of Sarah, on the last batteries chitovsky send the Terminator to the 18th century, in order to destroy the hero's pra-praded.
The broken son spits his starper there. The decisive battle begins again.
The Terminator appears near the dragon tractor, brutally crushes the hussar, takes away his uniform, a nested racer, a sable, a regimental drum and a tractor’s musket. In search of the goal, he is drawn into the Seven Years' War, actively participates in the siege of the Bastille but eventually dies under the ruins of Izmail from the hands of Potemkin (John Connor).
I look forward to!!!! to
Thanks to the author for the uplifting attitude, we look forward to such a screening)))
V.n.d.r

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97996
 16.05.2014
by Vasil123
Circle "The Young Gopnik" in action.
From childhood, the truth must be put on the path.
I was hurt in class fifth, hardly reached the police.
Bata (the kingdom of heaven) and says, “Well what? Choose - how to paint a belt - abstractionism or realism?
I never knew what abstraction was.
There were no more such cracks.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97995
 16.05.2014
In the morning, we pick a voter. He opens the front door where my husband is sitting.
Husband: You can go to me on my knees, of course, but it will be very expensive!

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