xxx: My mother is named Lyudmila and my father is Vladimir. My grandmother was called Lyudmila, and my grandfather Vladimir. Our neighbor’s name is Lyudmila and her husband is Vladimir!

By the time I was three years old, I had no contact with other people. I was sure that all the grown-up aunts are named Lyudmila and uncle Vladimir. And my name is Asya, but I will grow up and become Ludmila.

Yyy: I was absolutely sure that in any kindergarten, in any group, there must be 2 Dim. Thus e. Me and the other boy. Everyone else with other names. And when my mom and I moved, in the new kindergarten I met everyone and immediately asked, "who is your second Dima?“Well, I’ve been shown that this guy is Dima. That confirmed my theory.

In Sberra introduced a robot, which accepts calls and is very unwilling to switch to the operator. I said I understood that you need an operator, but let me answer... Yesterday I called for a fraud attempt, our intellectual duel lasted for three or four minutes.

Connect with the operator.

Do you have a question about the map?

Connect with the operator.

Ask me, I can help you.

Connect with the operator.

In the end, she gave up.

Ask me if I can’t answer your question, I’ll switch to the operator.

Well, I had to start with that.

What is the half-life of radium?

I contacted a specialist...

I was walking with my girlfriend when a guy whispered behind her and said, “Excellent ass.” She was really upset and wanted me to answer. So I turned around and said, “Thank you, I’m doing the seats.”

We had a boyfriend, and he was ugly. It really does not coincide with the appearance: earring, teeth rotten in different directions, dull, untouched all some in general. Strange but not stupid.  He cried hard, too. The glasses were worn by a-la engineer Lapenko. But at the same time he had a big heart, which was always occupied by a beautiful princess. The princesses, clear foam, rattled and swept this hamadril into the forest.



And I decided to take him. I say, Andrew, you are not hopeless. At least you do not smell and your clothes are normal. You are normal in communication. Learn to wash your head more often. Go to the dentist. Change your stupid glasses for more stylish. Change the hair. Try to cure your pimples... you are only twenty years old, pimples! You look like grandfather. What a girl will look at you!! to



In general, I taunted him for a couple of months with my unsolicited advice, and then our ways somehow split.

Ten years have passed and here I meet Andrew!



(I would like to describe here how beautiful he became, but sadly).

The same glasses, unwashed head, rotten teeth... well, in addition to a brush.

Indeed, every one of them is an evil buratino.

In the morning – money, in the evening – chairs. The whole day is exciting.

Cock Serega on our steam ship did not tell his wife Lucy that he was a ship cook. The "marine of overseas navigation" she was quite pleased with and she did not show further curiosity.
Once, in the pre-New Year mess, the dispatcher port put our ship on the Sea. The station has almost free passage to the shore.
Seregina’s wife came to visit her husband on a steam boat, where she struck him nose to nose. He was in a high crimped cap and a cooking white jacket. Having seen her husband, Lucia was amazed, for a moment shakenly silent and, having translated the spirit, asked, "Do you know how to cook?"

When they came for the African Americans, I didn’t tolerate it, even though I wasn’t an African American! I was outraged, I went out to protest! I knew that otherwise, when they came after me, no one would be upset!
And we won! We put the police in place! The police had to leave!
And then, when the Negroes came for me, there was no one to protect me.