Does George W. Bush know that he is the President of the United States?? to
El: Fuck, I’ve been sitting dressed and painted for an hour and waiting for you to call me to wake me up!! to
xxxx (09:44:20 12/08/2008)
Do you have a disc drive on your computer?
FreeWind (09:45:10 12/08/2008)
Aha
FreeWind (09:45:26 12/08/2008)
external
xxxx (09:49:07 12/08/2008)
And I have a hole.Today, an awkward grandmother somebody came and slept the disc...She failed with a thunder...I’m in hysteria...I can’t stop...And she gets red.
Lex> read the code
lex> stones in the removal procedure
lex> " can not be removed from the user list
Lex> and himself
Lex> because it is sinful"
Here are the gels for girls so that the legs do not shave for 4 weeks... Fuck for guys I can't come up with...
My friends Roma and Lena have been dating for a long time and decided to get married.
Ambulance: I get a wedding invitation in the form of a message:
Don’t plan anything on September 12th, we’re getting married.
Alexander: mmm... Roma... I’m even afraid to ask... yeah... we’re with you?? to
16:06 What are you doing?
16:07 I don't like it
16:07 L: No of course
16:08 F: In the sex shop, I look at what suit is better for you to buy a nurse costume or a devil costume, on the one hand, the nurse costume is more fun with the other, the devil costume you can wear every day.
Fuck...I want to wake up at the alarm clock, not to wake up 3 minutes before the alarm clock, in order to disrupt it and push it on.
Turn the alarm clock 3 minutes back.
xxx: The method is foolish, the body to realize that it is the best, leaves two nights.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Do not turn on the alarm. Let’s see how this fool behaves.
I am the fuck, I am the fuck.
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Marina (10:56:12 13/08/2008)
I don’t know if you’re against blondes.
D<Y3b(/)A (10:56:50 13/08/2008)
I have a brain)
Medvedev on CNN: "freezing themes are different from..."
synchronous translator: "hmm... hmm... hmm... people that... sorry difficult words were used"
The xxx:
Fuck, I’ve been updating the line for 10 minutes now, and NOD32 insists it’s a virus. What I just did not do, and that persistently - in quarantine, because, therefore, a virus and niibet.
YYYY :
What you want, your nod is right. No matter how right...
Association of banks “Obeebank”.
A friend told me.
It happened 10 years ago.
He bought a car, a Toyota, we drank a little and went with a girlfriend.
to ride. And there followed him the haishnuts, and let him stumble from them.
I went to the private sector and let’s go, he says, if they are in UAZIK, then
I will break. And then the landlords came to them in the city, and on the turn.
When I saw what kind of car they were chasing, I realized that they didn’t strike.
and stopped.
As always divorce for money, he gave five hundred rubles and broke up in peace.
A month passes and they invite him to a celebrity.
My birthday, I don’t remember now. There was a man, as it turned out.
Later, let’s tell you how they are in the private sector.
Toyota was chased, and she was trying to get away. In the end she
stopped and a partner struck from the driver two hundred rubles, on the stallion
The Brother. A friend asks, and what number, and which car, and which number, and
He understands what they say about him.
So I gave him five hundred rubles.
and pause.
Here is the fool!! to
At the theatre, the artists of the theater Kuklachev sucked in the shoes
The artists of all theaters.
by Mikhas:
Removed from the site! The girl writes about herself:
The luxury class.
Year of issue 1985.
The run is small. The red color. Rise of 161.
The steering is lightweight, but with inappropriate handling can cling and refuse to drive at all.
Exploitation is careful.
The body is not beaten.Fuel consumption: minimal.
The roof is in place, with ABS tuning.
The condition is perfect, all options.
It comes from halfway.
It does not require the installation of an anti-theft system.
by Timon:
I need to know more about the bumper.
The front and the back.
And the size of the swamps! )
and exhaust pipes.
by Mikhail:
And how much?
Is there a garage with a viewing hole?
What course in Russia?
Was it used as public transportation?
and bone:
"It does not require the installation of the anti-theft system". Does it mean no one needs it??
and Corvin:
It has a built-in immobilizer.
It would still be good with a set of winter tires in the accessory and discs...
The Lotos:
Is there a test drive? To horrify on the slopes, get stuck in the impenetrable groves... Or you buy, and then find yourself there will be attached, there will be a clockwork and bubble for restoration.
and Corvin:
The photo would not bother...
FFF: Well what kind of shit?? to
rrr: This phrase can put an audience of any size into an impasse. You come and ask "Well, what kind of shit??" And everybody looks around: "Where is the frog? What is it?"
xxx: here on the photo I am on the shore of the river (we and my new friend were there))
Yyy: and I know where this place is (there is very beautiful at night))
XXX is yes? And where then?and :-)
YYY: And there’s another prostitute going to drive...just...just!! to
XXX is a dog!!! to
U1: The German prosecutor’s office has decided to leave the small users of peer-to-peer networks alone. According to Focus magazine, from now on, they will only deal with large pirates. Approximately starting with the inflicted "damage" in 3000 euros the case will be considered large. This is about 200 downloaded films or 3000 songs.
u2: Imagine the German version of uTorrent - "Attention! You have 30 GB left in jail.
Dialogue in the computer room:
I need a network cable.
Seller: You "computer->computer" or "computer->hub"?
Buyer (after brief consideration): I "computer->computer"!
1: Do you tell me, foolishly, what is Georgia's advantage to Russia? What is there in Georgia other than grapes that can be useful to Russia?
2: The enormous natural deposits of Hachapuri!