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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9020
 16.08.2008
However... I recently reviewed the film about Bond, there was transferred secret information to Russia through the wave... 87,5... I wonder what they answered on the road radio??? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9019
 16.08.2008
I came to Germany for practice, I live in a private hotel. I didn’t have empty bottles during the cleaning. Everyone is washed, dust is raised everywhere, and bottles are left. I got it off, and I went out for the reception. They began to explain that they are so accepted here, in all the shops they accept bottles and all themselves give up because of the savings of funds. I naturally did not believe them, but the next day I decided to find out in the store. It turns out that if you buy a box of beer and then hand it over, then the beer costs half the price!!!! Well, I think I will now divorce the Germans. Beer and so cheap (15 rubles. There is a bottle, and there is a discount!! I bought 2 boxes, barely getting them home, a week enjoying a beer - crap. I drank the last bottle and decided to go after work and give it over. I return to the hotel after work, and the room was cleaned - again everything was washed, cleaned and the bottle is NOT!?!?!? On the table of the note: They apologize for not carrying the bottles, they must punish the maid for her negligence of work and that they will always clean them!!!!!! There was a bottle in another box... Well, no cock, right?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9018
 16.08.2008
The Smiley O_o:
Do you know the despair that swallowed me when my sugar world turned out to be a piece of rotten meat?! to
The MIF:
I know. My server has fallen.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9017
 16.08.2008
(Context: Two adult men talk about underwater hunting.)
But the most ugly type of hunting is the unknown secret hunting of flies. I’m even thinking of doing it again (probably getting old-fashioned :-)). My husband and I used to make wooden shooters.
Those who shoot fireworks (he still rolls in my closet). Then they came up with a fireplace and hunted the flies. To get in, you need to get to it about 1 cm, otherwise the light bulb will not fall. This is a real hunt :-)) You steal to the prey slowly and then
You shoot. I caught a special catch, shooting through the sheet. The fly is sitting on the sheet and you are not seen, and through the sheet its shadow is visible, so you can shoot almost in focus. The biggest grey flies. It is almost impossible to get into them. Big fat we called "Antrecots". They are easier to get to and get to because they are soft. Ordinary small flies are not scary, their light bulb often just breaks, and the green ones are strong, from them.
The light bulb jumps, they need to get into the border between the body and the abdomen.
And then we put the arrows with the crooked bodies into the earth, like the cranios with the skulls, and they were then fed by ants. This is a real sport, and at the same time completely harmless to the environment :-))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №9016
 16.08.2008
by Zeman (19:53:01 14/08/2008)
Are you watching our Olympics?

ZeD (19:53:22 14/08/2008)
No more...

ZeD (19:53:35 14/08/2008)
The first two days...

ZeD (19:55:04 14/08/2008)
Now I am sick for China – they have done more for me than the Russians – namely: a refrigerator, a TV, a computer, two cell phones, a microwave oven and clothes from foot to head...

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