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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58761
 17.01.2012
xxx: It turns out to choose the technique by the parameters is much more difficult than by the prince "Oh you! It is white!"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58760
 17.01.2012
From the news website:

British scientists recognize problems with the quality of their own science

Oh yeah no!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №58759
 17.01.2012
We are what we eat. Do not eat shit.
Ura, I am an egg!
zzz: The meaning of the phrase "I am a tomato" is finally found.
Yyy: And from that moment I started eating smart, beautiful and strong people.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58758
 17.01.2012
XXX: Antho, laugh at me)), today there was an anecdotal incident with me at McDonald’s.

XXX: While waiting for a taxi in the shopping center, decided to go to the toilet, naturally to the McDonald's))) People there are almost no, working hours. There is a toilet like that, only 2 cabins and 2 pissuars... I honestly never use pissuars))) Intimate is an occupation and I like to stay alone. Both cabins are closed but not occupied, I choose one from the balde, I open... and sheam. Pizdec, the painting with oil, in the sense of not even oil but dirt... )) The toilet is shattered, so that my legs have shaken from what I saw )) sprayed not only the thrown-off cover, but even the walls behind the push ))))) The first thought was that someone's ass exploded. ))) And I, a man with an unusual thinking, decided to photograph this magnificence on the phone in order to impress a friend who was waiting on the street)) When I got the phone and stood at the cabin with the open door, right opposite the entrance to the toilet, I ran anxious thought that in vain I did it.... And here comes a cleaner ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) She shimmered at me, then on the beauty in the cabin, then again on me... her neck stretches out, her eyes roll out... and she issued a phrase from which I just barely laughed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №58757
 17.01.2012
xxx (the two of them)
I will not :P
YYYYYYYYYYY:
and :-(
xxx (the two of them)
Sadly
YYYYYYYYYYY:
Fuck you fucking!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58756
 17.01.2012
It’s actually very convenient if your cat is called the same as your girlfriend. For example, if she calls you when you are at home, you can absolutely unpunishedly shout periodically during the conversation-Ksyusha, go to the ass!!! to

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58755
 17.01.2012
Zara_June: I want to have a singer to answer obsessive people "No, guys, it won't come out, I have a singer at home"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58754
 17.01.2012
What is there, Phobos Ground has fallen?
Is it not, or has it fallen?
He fell and began to dig deep into Zion.
- O_0

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №58753
 17.01.2012
Any belief is based on the lack of complete information.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №58752
 17.01.2012
History of History

Empress Catherine the First Influential Painters Hated
In the wake of Alexander Menshikov’s “scoop” there were undeniable evidence that he was printing fake money – popular gold reds. The Boyars demanded the immediate arrest and trial of Menchikov. The Empress was in a difficult position: Menchikov had almost departed from state affairs, engaged in various financial machinations, and the princes and the boyars who demanded executions over him occupied major state posts, were the direct support of her throne. On the other hand, it was Menchikov after the death of Peter, in opposition to the same influential boyar tribes, who almost alone raised her to the throne.
Catherine hesitated for a long time, but under the pressure of state husbands did not resist and ordered the arrest of the "brilliant prince".
However, Menchikov had his own informants at the Court - he immediately joined the palace and fell to the Empress's feet: he reminded her of his merits to her and stated that he was scorned by their common enemies.
They struck a bottle (the lovers once were) by old memory, and
Catherine relaxed a little.
I don’t believe you anyway, but I cancel your arrest. In exchange, you must
three days to destroy their underground production factories
fake money, fake black people to surrender to the treasury and pay a fine in
Hundreds of thousands of gold.
Menchikov kissed the Empress's hand and vowed to fulfill her will.
Three days later, Catherine calls the treasurer:
Did Menchikov send the fake reds to the treasury?
Give up your Majesty.
Have you paid a fine of 100,000 gold rubles?
You have paid, Your Majesty.
The Empress breathed relieved, but the Treasurer immediately added:
They paid for the same fake money.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58751
 17.01.2012
Hello to the police?
Yes, what happened to you?
Two girls are fighting for me.
Young man, what is the problem?
The terrible wins!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58750
 17.01.2012
DJ Mustaev: We brought the ordered smartphone. An honest Chinese. All the turns.
Is it a Chinese? Is it an Italian business? and :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58749
 17.01.2012
A fan of flowers. We have the entire office in palms and ficus.After the New Year's holidays, the landlord ordered the flowers to be fed.
Today we come to work, and the cat that lives in our office, in a large palm that stands in the middle of the reception room, grinned.
The chef with the foam at his mouth ticks his finger on the caca in his palm and says, “What is this?”What is this?!?and "

And an indisputable such a cleaner’s voice: "Well, we’ve fed, hule"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58748
 17.01.2012
The fight has already passed and I sit with them in the car, here to us sits one in adidas and in a black hat and polite to me:
Can I ask you something human?
I him
When you hit me, it was a bit uncomfortable.
I apologize, it was ignorant on my part.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58747
 17.01.2012
Fuck, Minecraft is a terrible game - a zombie attacked me in the basement, and I killed him and SELL:
I don’t know who of us is an evil monster.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58746
 17.01.2012
I went to the dentist with my son, and they tortured him there. Well, in general, they finished, he cries in the whole, the dentist gives him a chupa chops and says, “Here hold, until a quick meeting...”.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58745
 17.01.2012
We have a girl dismissed at work.Today, the general Dick called her to the central office,to talk to her and try to keep her.Well, how can you keep an employee?For example, to offer an increase in employment or better social conditions.She happily came and tells.The conversation began with the fact that he immediately hinted to her that he would not raise employment, and then when she finally said that she was dismissed (well logically, once employment is not raised), he began to scream at her and insult: "You are young people such shit with excessive ambitions, self-satisfactions, raised on the computer and television".Koro humiliated and dropped her below the platform.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58744
 17.01.2012
XXX: I don’t understand it.
XXX: Where did this fashion for soup sets come from?
For thousands of years, girls were valued in bodies.
XXX: The last 40 are very thin.
People didn’t have to ride the subway.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58743
 17.01.2012
by Leenar: Yes! I was also "loved" in Gaye.. and in Alice..
Tanzen: Yes, Kostya Kinchev is a brutal men.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58742
 17.01.2012
I'm not as stupid as at first sight.
YYY: What kind of fool are you?

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